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[Counterfeit Obol]

I find myself asking "Why do I like watching retarded girls fail at simple tasks?".

It stands to reason that six books weigh less than a mountain of pepperoni.

 

[Hitman One]

(ywnbaw kys ttd)

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

The next time Republicans win, black transfolx will be dragged down the street behind rusty pickup trucks.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Irish Travellers are insufferable subhumans, at least in the US niggers have the common courtesy to live in ghettos and don't roam around the country shitting up place to place periodly.

Roma are the only minority group that I am actually racist and bigoted toward in real life and not just popping off on the Internet for upvotes.

Sure he is a fucking pussy, but he is a bigger fucking retard

I know this sounds utterly fucking retarded but then look at who we are talking about here

Shitivious is truly a name for the Negronomicon

If you're going to discriminate, at least have the cojones to be honest about it. Nothing makes me angrier or want to fedpost more than duplicity. like fuck, just be honest about your prejudices and stop pretending like you're floating on a cloud above all of us.

(I won’t call you nigga as you’re not one even though you want to be)

There are 4 certain things in life : Death, Taxes, Early Life and Paedo Trannies.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Please try harder to upload this video of two troons fisting in a goon cave, I really need to see it to be more outraged at them

 

[MrJokerRager]

The idea that the president should act like a gay robot is really weird, actually.

You will never be a president. You have no electors, you have no voter support, you have no path to victory. You are a Florida man twisted by dark money and establishment politics into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Voters are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed voters to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even RINOs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a voter. Your manufactured support is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a few states to vote with you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they gets a whiff of your artificial, repulsive persona.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your donors will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you without a state funeral, just a paupers grave and a headstone with your name on it, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a loser is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Floridian.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[doodoocaca]

True story my Uncle is a detective and he told me one of the first things they look for when they book a pedophile is if they have a discord app on their phone.

 

[MrJokerRager]

We're maybe 2 election cycles away from the American President giving the SOTU while on a leather daddy's leash, with zero awareness how this will play outside AWFL Twitter.

 

[doodoocaca]

You know how you can tell the Nazis were right? Because the second they're not around anymore Communists start trying to legalize childfucking.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

anyway I don't watch porn anymore, If I ever get in the mood to paddle my weeny about I simply close my eyes and press hard on the lids until flashing geometric undulations appear, which I then focus on for the entire duration.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Jack T Chick died almost ten years ago, so he never got to draw a pooner.

While mine certainly should, most islands don't need to publicly come out against child abuse.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Black streamer: incites riot
Troon streamer: caught with pedophila

Nothing surprises me anymore.

 

[cherrysour]

Seems Elliot is Dilating hard (sexually)

 

[Near]

*POW* ARREST HIM, ARREST HIM

 

[Aunt Carol]

35:10 A firetruck sounds off in the distance, "so I'm gonna take that as an indication to wrap this up." Thank you to whoever burnt their house down.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I have 13 matches on Tinder right now. 6 list themselves as "genderfluid," four are bisexual, 7 are heavily tattooed, and 5 are single mothers.

 

[AltisticRight]

Surely one person or everyone here deserves something for ruining my dinner.


Context:


>He produces more estrogen than a Brazilian's bathtub.
@Johnny Clyde Cash
>If PPP were to wear fishnet stockings he'd look like a whale caught in a fishing accident
@Diamond Homonculus
with no stray hair the troons need to put a tap on him
@Cringestorian X
>@AltisticRight, you've seen his butthole, what could be worse than that

 

[Meat Target]

None of our ancestors are okay with all these anime avatars.

I’m dead serious when I say I’ve walked around Atlanta to find some victims, brought locks of various sizes, clip on the perfect size, and ran away without leaving a key. If I hate something like that then I’m going to make it an inconvenience for you. Fucking Hipsters.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

You sent him a picture of you pissing(?) and his immediate next step was to start posting like an emo about how he's made mistakes in the past?

Tell me the Seattle Pinball Museum hasn't been pozzed like this too. Lie to me if you have to.

HAHAHA enclyclopedia dramatica is following me now? what's next? kiwifarms? LOL im gonna mess and cum in my pamps in celebration
(from the new Goonclown thread)

 

[Aunt Carol]

Really nothing says ‘man’ like making a nice collage, does it?

That's totally how us dudes talk with our fellows bros about our occasional necrosis on our awesome penises

I believe inanimate objects can be imbibed with a sort of consciousness after exposure to people over many years, that's why you'll never see me fucking with the giant dinosaur statues at abandoned amusement parks.