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[MrJokerRager]

You know they say that all wars are created equal, but you look at Israel vs Palestine and you look at Ukraine vs Russia and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another country, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But Ukraine is a corrupt US puppet freak and Ukraine is not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at best to beat me. Then you add Israel vs Palestine to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See with the 2024 election coming up, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but me, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Israel KNOWS they bought off Congress and they are not even gonna try to fund you! So Zelensky, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning in 2024. But then you take Russia's 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents artillery barrage, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at in 2024. See Zelensky the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for hohols in 2024.- Big Pappa Putler

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Victorian twinks aren't known for living long.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

If I wanted to eat jizz on two slices of bread, I'd make one myself instead of paying subway 5 bucks.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

probably the only time I've ever ruined someone's life but he was a fucking unbearable person.

 

[frozen_runner]

Ladies, let me live one day in which I may not lose respect for your kind.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

It never fails to crack me up that these lunatics expect society to play along with their make-believe when they choose names like Ebony Darkness Dementia Way for themselves.

So how long until we just have an FBI is openly murdering the DNC's online crittics megathread?

If I've learned anything from Columbo, it's that even the smartest, most meticulous murderer still makes mistakes.

And also if Robert Culp is involved - he did it.

I am shocked, SHOCKED I tell you that things have come to this. Who would have thought that a proud Jew working with a muslim terrorist sympathizer was going to be a poor choice?

It's a bit like Beauty and the Beast, but with teenage prostitutes.

I love to look into the mind of mentally ill people.

The BTK letters
Sonichu
"What Happened" by Hillary Clinton

Sorry to tell you but a dementia patient puppeteered by tumblr makes a shitty president.

Has anyone (in history, not the farms, hopefully) ever tried disposing of a body by grinding it up and stuffing it into sausages? Is going full Sweeney Todd too far fetched?

So FAT that he can't have SEX, which all of us in this thread have. SEX is so AMAZING and the reason I live.

I don't see a microscope with micromanipulators for the escort to identify and probe his penis from his pubic hair, hidden in the layers upon layers of lard.

 

[Tablet County]

I have been the Superdome. A cajun man screamed unintelligible creole the whole time while pounding a gate. His black girlfriend was surprisingly hot.

It's not stolen valor if you served with the boys back in 2009 on your PS3/Xbox360.

Casey Morgan, the visual embodiment of disappointment.

it may look like a dildo but its actually a traditional swedish shelf called a skjkjkklllkajkkksjjsronjskkjsjkksjkson

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Inflation ain't just a niche category of porn catering to complete freaks.

 

[Florch]

“Prion diseases and retards are beautiful.” - a fat retard woman.

 

[Tablet County]

"Be gay do crimes" twitter suddenly very upset about things being stolen

funny man make laugh
thog not care steal
bommer man eat soybean

Ze vill lik the bald faggot and Love it.

Thu can hate wamen here if you want to. And if thu art a loser.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"No stalker, you will not fuck me. I, however, would fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. Enjoy getting the hose again."

And if she has an audience in Lima, Peru, she has more audience people give her credit for. But this ain't a sign of her being relevant, but rather how retardation has spread all over the world.

It's hard to find a cow with a more pathetic sad existence. That's all he does is type the same thing the over and over. This was screenshot today but it could have been from 3 years ago. Nothing has changed in his life except he's broker.

Turns out this disgusting unwashed homeless junkie troon I posted about earlier is also a pedophile, what a shocker.

That's why I never wash my hands, bathe, do laundry, or wash dishes. The government made this washing nonsense up so we'd submit to their fluoride mind control.

The HIV flavoured moob juice is one of the most disturbing things I have read here, and the fact this is encouraged is bewildering. Then I remember he’s in Canada.

The moral of the story is that you shouldn't make a big set of fake tits your personality.

Somewhere out there is a Milwaukee cop who's told all of his friend about the time he had to take a report about a cyberstalking toilet.

If you’re a grown adult and you do shit like this, you deserve every ounce of the harassment you get :3 teehee

I hate Zuckerberg more than I hate her. But the thing is, she's a sociopathic cunt.

You man up and do what respectable faggots do: cope when other men call you a faggot.

This is like if someone announced they were going to start coating themselves in gasoline to try and combat their long history of being set on fire. He's so stupid, I love him, just one of nature's true morons.

You can come on here and argue any position you like without being banned for wrongthink as long as you don't shit up the board, but you'd better be ready for everyone else to call you a retarded autist if you start saying dumb shit.

"Portrait of a man in his early forties, name: Patrick Tomlinson, occupation: being fat, and calling strangers children over the Internet. Here we see him in his humble half-hovel, engaging in the noble sport of arguing with his own toilet on Xitter. Every day, Mr. Tomlinson tells accounts like these to 'enjoy prison' and that 'Your life is already over, stalker.' Little does he know that in his own abode, where he lets black men fart in his wife's vagina, there is an extra-wide portal to the..."
"FATPAT ZONE"

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

It's either the cope or the rope

 

[Two Dollars]

64 people in bongland have a shrine dedicated to Cinderace. Are you one of them?

 

[Haffhart]

Historical pick-mes be like:

"Other damsels: cooking, weaving, tending the gardens

Me: working 18 hours a day in the coal mine, digging up clay, making bricks, building walls

Aye, I hast spinal fractures. Dost thou? "

Torturing, murdering and eating people is still morally wrong, even if they make a really good movie about you afterwards.

"I AM IN THE KITCHEN COOKING LIKE A GOOD HOLE!"

Ladies don’t know what it feels to be appreciated until NIGGERFART stamps their post with a seal of approval

But can you repair a sewing machine??

wtf is the purpose of this site?

his tight little poonani

I'm not oppressed. Neither are you. The drama of this all makes for excellent reading, though.

 

[Meat Target]

"They're like digital Jews you see..."

 

[Dr. Butt]

Thought that said flapjacks, got excited.

 

[JustSomeDong]

The NAACP being the reason that menthols weren't banned alongside every other flavor of cigarette is one of my favorite tidbits of american political history.

 

[Dr. Butt]

As J was reaching for her 5th cola before lunch, it was the dead children in Palestine that gave her the strength to grasp the can with her bloated, pig like hand.

 

[Tablet County]

its just frankly horrifying how little he values his daughter's existence that he would prefer to be tormented by wookies and his spastic colon on social media

"you copied an article from a decade ago". And "you sent pictures of your cock to an underage fan". Just get different reactions

2024 is the year of Grinchmaxxing.

 

[demicolon]

we're delving into philosophy too deeply and soon we'll be citing Aristotle in a thread about loli