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[Lt. H. DuBois]

Thank you for the commendation brother 2 times and counting

 

[56 others]

I'm looking to ream some assholes and heard this may be the place to go.

 

[Dishonourable Harlot]

@Bri'ish Teef:

I'm not gonna scream "kike" for an entire 24 hours
I'm a new person

 

[Gentlebastard]

Thank you for the advice, I have seen the light. But still, dating women sounds really gay. I don't want to be a faggot. What would I tell my parents?

Did he glue the pineapple back together? This is dumb and embarrassing.

All men want is a tall 5'0 small waist short hair tan tomboy flat chested dommy mommy pale big titty goth gf tradwife church going virgin autistic pornstar with a tiny perky large monster badonkadonk dump truck ass that fits in size 0 jeans, long legs and long blonde curly straight hair who has never talked to another man in her entire life. Is that too much to ask?!?!

If anyone gave me this as a gift, I'll give them a jet of hot liquid from a steam wand.

Can this man be any more retarded.

!New Victimhood Lore Update!

Life becomes much easier when you take anything posted on most social media as heavily embellished creative writing to self soothe.

it looks like he picked Vlad Tepes as his fucking surgeon

I know these people are deluded morons but this is beyond insanity.

Even after all these years that fucking bitmoji doesn't fail at making me irrationally angry.

I wish I looked like this so people on the bus would give me the handicap seat.

INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM NATAL VAGINA

"I know mainstream media is not at all biased because it always agrees with my views and I am always correct. Unlike that loathsome Fox News which says things I don't like and is thus WRONG and EVIL."

Talk about the pot calling the Kettle a nigger.

Most of those retarded faggots they have on are well, retarded faggots.

Is it better or worse to eat you're own shit over someone else's shit?

Imagine a whole life living in the same place, trying to be part of a community, and improve it. A life of experiences, lessons, and friendships... so that in the end your neighbors, friends, colleagues and so on, end up knowing you as "the father of that faggot that ate da poo-poo in a Whatsapp video."

>talking about gay porn with your daughter
Not to be rude, but have you considered starting your own thread?

I don't know about you guys but I'm loving this stroke schizo arc

If you live in fear of the truth, then you know your life is a lie.

Something something, my life is already over, ejoying prison.

A man drowning is sad a man drowning after he was told the river was going to flood and he should get the fuck out of there is a life lesson for others and he should be mocked for his stupidity that caused his situation.

 

[eatler]

I'm just gonna say it: MAGICAL NEGROES DON'T LIKE STAR WARS.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Imagine a life where every time you try to sleep you are raped by machine elves?

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

I'm charging my crystals rn. See you on the astral planes faggot

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

We men already have our own language, and it's called violence against women.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

First I need to include proof that I am more jacked than all of you

 

[Johnny Salami]

I am not an internet janny so I don't know much about forum management

 

[Tablet County]

Jim had the cure all along,
All it takes is putting bleach up your ass.

Another autist who hyper fixates on join dates.
Hyper fixate on getting a job instead

 

[Return of the Freaker]

But the Hausa are very similar to a lot of other Africans. You need to get more fine-grained in your bigotry.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"NO PLEASE NOT THE ACTUAL FACTS AND LOGIC! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

It's harder to make gardening deviant, though I've seen eyelashes and boobies put on that Blaster Master Zero potted plant so anything's possible.

Translated from deviant:
"Thanks for the responses. There are many rooms in the Palace of Slaanesh and I see this one is not for me"

We all make mistakes in life. Sometimes huge, fat, retarded ones. What matters is if we fix them.

It's Catholic canon that, in the garden of Gethsemane, Jesus Christ saw every sin committed by human beings. Which means that He watched a guy blasting rope to Waluigi hentai

there are two 13 year old trannies in your discord server. one of them is FtM, the other is MtF. both of them are pedophiles larping as children online

Frankly, I think we should just make murder and pedophilia illegal to begin with and nip this whole thing in the bud.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who occasionally feels like they've inadvertently stumbled into a sinister alternate dimension when reading this thread.

These people have far exceeded the limits of redemption and common sense.

I just noticed that there's zero bulge in his pants when he sits down.

Guarantee you he gets rectal gonorrhea or ends up murdering a gay prostitute because they weren't taking their PrEP.

Unfortunately, I don't believe this is a troll.

Did you know Estrogen also cures cancer, fixes car scratches and makes you more likely to win the lotto? Miracle drug.

A teenage boy interested in women? Holy shit it turns out I was trans all this time and didn't even realise!

HOW CAN YOU BE SO FAT AND STILL HAVE STICK LEGS LIKE THIS
WHY DO POPSICLE PEOPLE EXIST

"Suck off your rotdog" is a phrase I never knew I didn't want to see. But it's too late now.

 

[Tablet County]

I've like never pulled open A&N thread where guess the race has been a discussion about what region of africa they're from.

Fair enough, guess it's more of a chicken and egg thing. Only the chicken is bixnooding and the egg is high melination

Of course a user named "Save the Loli" wishes to kidnap children.

 

[BirdUp]

Never got used to taking a dump as freezing cold shit water splashed my balls and taint every 20 seconds.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Why the flying fuck are you on this site then if you're that retarded and paranoid?

Because I can say naughty words that would get me banned anywhere else.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

I'm charging my crystals rn. See you on the astral planes faggot

 

[Seafarer]

You can never be too autistic, only not autistic enough.

 

[3MMA]

Edit- Due to extreme "where are your sources?" faggotry, "a good chunk" has been redacted and replaced with "some" to more accurately represent the amount of research I did.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Bri'ish Teef

The only guys who post their dicks in chat are cruising for cock, like Blue Kirbo did

@SandyHooker

Personally, I wanna fuck the hag from that movie the Witch

That one that looks like a hagraven from skyrim

Please send vagene pic and amazon prime card

Wowza big sky penis

LISTEN HERE, DRAWING SKY PENISES GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING THE US NAVY STANDS FER SONNY!

@WeWuzFinns

As a vagina doctor plz send mee your bobs and vegsne for study

Healthcare is cheap here so I will analize your Booba only for 5.99€

@henstepl

Wikipedia has *an article*

Yes I have a hymen difficulty can you please take care of that for me.

@Paranoia Machine

I want Trump Tower to be a giant castlevania level