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[glass_houses]

God damn I have never seen a corpse worth so much more than the man.

Honestly I'm starting to think that nigger fatigue might be terminal.

I hope the biopic also finally reveals where the twenty bazillion million dollars of donations went.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I watched all 151 episodes of Bluey and I believe some aspects of this show is car propaganda in disguise as a wholesome kids show.

(source)

 

[Pedophobe]

Welcome to the club of mind-blasted former idealists who encountered reality and got blackpilled.

 

[frozen_runner]

Don't fucking your first cousin, not even in Canada.

When black men go woke, penis get slammed into their anus.

At least if you set your money on fire you can keep warm and make smores.

Shinzo Abe - told people to breed -- shot dead.

Adolf Hitler - did nothing wrong -- shot dead.

For God so loved the world, that he gave us anime titties

I'm gonna back up my hard drive so hard onto the cloud Oh my God I'm backing everything up to the cloud I'm not even have a physical backup gonna back up

First they ignore Kiwi Farms.
Then they laugh at Kiwi Farms.
Then they fight Kiwi Farms.
Then Kiwi Farms wins.

Nein nein do not lick the poopenfarten schweinhund - you'll get it dirty

I enjoy spoiling shows and then antagonizing my coworkers into fist fights. I’ve helped my boss fire like 8 niggers this way.

There's a world beyond the internet

David Cronenberg was one of the only unironically good things to come out of Canada.

If you get a brain chip installed for no real reason you kindof deserve to wake up sucking dick

"I was raped by my uncle"
"DON'T BE TRANSPHOBIC TIM! YOU WERE RAPED BY YOUR AUNT!"

Oh no I pooned too close to the sun.

I'll bet the Republicans did this.

The next hitler is going to be some poor Hispanic kid who just wanted to play football with his pals at school and do maths and was humiliated by the entire staff and student body for opposing the rainbow mafia.

I was lonely before I put on the tinfoil hat

The only thing I know about New Jersey is Chris Christie is fat and I would not sleep with him.

TOTAL MOO VICTORY

The best thing about the anthrax scare is that it enticed me to give up cocaine.

Your butthurt is my joy, games urinalist.

i hate nigger music. i hate nigger music. I HATE NIGGER MUSIC.

 

[Chromeo]

FUCK YOUR BINGO I'M NOT TAKING A SHOWER

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I go to bed in an hour and a half. Any of these niggers who want to get the grift in early need to get to gettin.

 

[often puzzled]

Nutsacks do not belong in buttcracks. That’s a curse of its own.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

If you're making a fucking Fallout 2 character, using any of these names should set a fire on your computer and a shameful weight upon your soul

 

[Gentlebastard]

anime boys just look like flat chested anime girls with short hair or as my granddad put it "sparkly Japanese faggot bastards"

Why do these people constantly make me defend things that don't need it?

I sat there in my car and rocked because that's what real autists do.

Women don't have autism they have an unbalanced uterus. Gotta go to the doc and get it rotated every 5000 miles

"People copy my designs" The idea that people would copy his bizarre AI slop is somehow MORE delusional than thinking eating copious amounts of low quality meat will cure his health problems.

My mrs has autism and it's got all the drawbacks of male autism, (sensory issues, not understanding speech tone/behaviour) but none of the super powers like liking trains or drawing bad porn of sonic.

The author appears to be a furry

I was watching this video game lore video the other day, and the voice at first sounded female but as it went on I could tell. More and more I'm starting to have this insane thought that women are becoming an endangered species because everywhere you look or hear there's a tranny.

If you looked up "useful idiot" you would find a picture of this guy.

Enjoy bed prison, sleeping stalker. Wait patiently for the good dreams.

Decommissioned M113's, surplus MRAP's, and other military-spec APC's would make incredibly inefficient minibuses, but it could be done. Legally? Probably not. Do I wish that I could get on the pintle-mounted machine gun of an M113 and defend my fellow commuters by gunning people down? Maybe.

I wonder if the deleted comments were something like "What the fuck is wrong with you".

 

[Tablet County]

your retardation has compelled me to side with the government and "medical experts," and I hate you for that.

The Internet is rightful American clay. It's spelled "color."

 

[paperwork]

No sadder words of tongue or pen
Than these, the Farms were right again.

 

[Meat Target]

We're going to watch as one man manages to represent his clients and himself so horrendously that Minnesota is going to witness the first triple death penalty ever carried out.

Nick could kill a man and these dunces would postulate he merely happened to be in the room while someone else committed suicide.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

On the off chance you're not shitposting. Who is going to fund tens of thousands of deer vasectomies?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

No one expects their clitoris to be the one to grow a couple of inches.

Remember that it’s is morally right and justified to always lie to pollsters.

*Cunnilingus

Like the Mexican dish

Having consumed my fair share of alcohol and various other brain influencing substances I can confirm with 100% accuracy that none of them have ever for a single moment made me consider being sexually active with my mother, never mind savagely raping her or anyone else for that matter.

If you name her whole family the deep ones will be summoned

and people act like I'm the crazy one when I do not recognize the authority of the federal government and do not take any of their proclamations all that seriously.

...he lives in Houston. I assume he also eats food.

They should be fighting over anime spoilers like modern gentlemen.

where the fuck is your triangle

when you wood chipper people brainwashed by clown world does confetti come out?

If a cannibal warlord can find God and make the world a better place in that process I have hope

Whatever happened to Butt when he had that vision of Jesus it seems to have stuck with him, he's built an orphanage with his own money and spends his time trying to help orphaned kids and feed the homeless.
And not with the hearts of his enemies this time.

Jesus went to buy cigarettes the day Desmond was born and never came back,

For of all sad words of tongue or pen
the saddest: "Jack Chick was right again."

Birds. That's why the island is so terrifying. A bird takes flight from a tree branch, seeing a caterpillar on another tree. But suddenly the dry brush on the ground gives way to gold as a four foot yellow streak flies through the air, snapping its jaws around the songbird's neck. It's last thoughts are empty, overwritten by the fire of a thousand suns as venom courses through its tiny body. Fortunately for the bird, it dies within seconds. All day and night the whole island is alive with long golden streaks shooting through the air.

I don't know if any of that is true, but it should be.

Fuck that guy. Maybe his friend shouldn't have heroically ran off with his ass hanging out.

I'm not sure, is it possible to have a more personally embarrassing set of words committed to print in this many characters? Because JESUS CHRIST

I will fight you all on this. I'll fight you all at once, the spirit of meme injuns gives me the strength of ten bears.

You can also socialize the socially stunted with a grueling training program.

I've seen that damn picture of the octopus.

I told her she had it all arse backwards. At one point she hissed at me.

I will take extra long hot showers from now on and there's nothing you assholes can do to stop me. I'm not on city water so you all can get bent.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

The only drugs we do is filtered crack, you stupid piece of shit.

The lulz stop coming and they don't stop coming/
Head to the Farms and I hit the thread running

 

[Tablet County]

There was a cow named Rekeita Law,
He drank until ceiling cats he saw,
He thought he was the best lawyer in town,
But I found out this Friday,
That Nick was arrested early,
They've got him in the jailhouse way downtown.

He's in the jailhouse now. He's in the jailhouse now.
Josh told him once or twice,
Nick pull up Josh was being nice,
He's in the jailhouse now,
Bal-d-oo-oo-oo bal-d-oo-oo-oo.
Bal-d-oo-oo-oo-eeeeee!

This thread has gone Plaid, I can't keep up.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

"Welcome to Lawsplaining the County Jail, my name is Nick Rekieta a disbarred felon in a small town in Central Minnesota."

 

[Johnny Salami]

I am the only one who has touched a vagina and regularly gets laid

 

[Gog & Magog]

I just lost my cat of 16 years yesterday. It does hurt a lot. Pets dont last by your side throughout your whole life. But they last just long enough for you to remember them for the rest of your life.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

That's a serious contender for narc %, Homewrecking WR right there