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[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I have read every single page of this thread and I still cannot believe that Patrick is a real person

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Boogie was just doing the classic trying every dialogue option in a video game.

 

[Windy Moors]

My large file sizes are a deliberate act of artistic expression and I will not be censored by the Thumbnail Stasi.

 

[Dr. Butt]

how can you make a thread like this and NOT bring up the Nazi Sausage Party fanart she made?

 

[Crex Crex]

Imagine telling Giles Corey (he was crushed to death on accusation of witchcraft) that being a witch is getting in touch with your divine feminity and pouring period blood in your situationship's spaghetti will cure all your love ailments, while you twerk to the sound of his ribs cracking.

It doesn't matter , it always comes down to eating cum.

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Sad bee cuck porn was not on my list for the new year.

 

[Slav Power]

I have healthy online habits; KF is basically the only site I actively use.

 

[Dr. Butt]

OP is a faggot (thread is good, but OP still is a literal faggot)

 

[Aunt Carol]

Friendly reminder that the person buying a "Lucifer devotional candle" just went to the food bank.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

HE IS IN THE BURGER SUIT! GLORIOUS DAYS!

 

[Dr. Butt]

I see now that you are all of these things except child molestor and talmudic.

"I have decades of experience identifying planes in the sky"

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Old hippies do not dig child castration.

Oh yeah, all-day gooning sessions.

Getting rid of your penis is an achievable goal.

Let me tell you something, folks. The United States, we make the best car bombs. The best. Nobody does it better than us, okay? Not China, not Mexico—believe me, they can’t even come close. China tries, but their stuff? It’s junk. Total disaster. And Mexico? Forget about it. They don’t have what it takes, folks. But here in the U.S.? We’ve got the technology, the know-how, the talent—amazing talent. Everybody’s talking about it. It’s American-made, and you know what that means? Quality. Perfection. Nobody beats us, folks. Nobody.

The neat part about being a suicide bomber is if you don't make a manifesto, they'll make one for you.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Ive been thinking for a while that there should be a Community Watch thread on just the Kiwi Farms in general

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

Terf Mountain is a tiring yet rewarding climb, but the views are horrendous.

 

[Dr. Butt]

In short, everyone is happy if their music sounds better, but only a handful of people care about experiencing Crash Bandicoot the way God intended.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You don't need rape to make something dark.

It's a extremely effective plot device.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He just did a stream in a Donkey Kong jacket, I don’t think he really developed at all this year.

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

I honestly expected Trinity College Dublin, Professors Paddy O'Donahue and Moira MacOieghalgheoghlg of the Spud Study Department.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Year of the Linux Desktop, mashallah

"Sometimes I just wake up in a bed full of cum."

Politicians should all be treated with great hostility and suspicion, making them heroes allows them to get away with their evil.

I cannot tell if this is a left-wing meme or a right-wing meme, so I'll play it safe and show it on both.

he himself, on both merits of corpulence and low mental acuity, qualifies as “a lot of stupid people.”

A dog so racist that it dislikes subraces of species it is not a part of.

Truly the white man's best friend.

Good for his grammar alone he deserves death. Seriously in an age of spell check how do so many of these fags write so atrociously.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

When this thread was made, somewhere, a countdown started. It is counting down to the day someone leaks classified information on this thread to win an argument on the internet.
I shall watch this thread with great interest.

Today I had a dream in which I was without my carry gun and entered a gunshop that Karl owned, after some very awkward small chat to avoid him realizing I'm a heckin problematic KKK Neonazi farms user I tell him I am in urgent need of a firearm as I have a haircut appointment at 8pm and it was already fairly late in the day.

Karl then goes to the back of the shop as I'm crossing my fingers he doesn't notice the swastika tattoo on my soul and comes out with a Rhodesian mamba he says he will give me for free since it's a chud pistol and doesn't want it anymore after Ian did a video on them, I then tell him I bet I can fix it, throw it into my Galco™ vertical shoulder holster and head out grateful I didn't blow my cover.

What did my brain mean by this.

Sorry I can't take anyone who actually plays Diablo 4 seriously in the first place. I might forgive a neet or an honest working man for playing such slop as a guilty pleasure or because there's no other current games they would like, but if you're the richest man on earth or anywhere near that status you can't have nigger-tier taste and be playing Diablo 4.

Bad game.

Wait let me go further than this: I unironically respect Liz Fong Jones more as a gamer for playing Eve Online than I respect Elon Musk for playing Diablo 4.

Total pleb taste.

I don't know why everything is solved using rape here.

We need to just bite the bullet and go back to Myspace. Tom wasn't a nigger.

India is beautiful country sarrr. stop fuck me or I bloody fuck you bitch sarrr.

Legit, what is wrong with this faggot? I know he's a brain-damaged cucked satanic retard, but come on!

I willed this into happening. Pray that I do not will it into happening again, Elon.