Agreed, kind of bizarre how giddy SJWs are to claim every oppressive event in history for themselves—especially when nine times out of ten it’s a young white girl behind the screen.
Chief Wiggums had it right. Just push them off a cliff and if they die, well that’s too bad. If they really are a witch, they’ll fly to safety on their broom, at which time they must report back so we can push them a second time.
You'd be hard pressed to find a witch / neo-pagan whose entire identity isn't based around a persecution complex. Even that Angie the Witch larper who comments in this thread sometimes would go on about how Wales where she lives is being oppressed and "colonised" by England when in reality the Welsh were as much colonisers in the empire as the English were, and Wales is no more disenfranchised by Westminster than the north of England is.
You'd be hard pressed to find a witch / neo-pagan whose entire identity isn't based around a persecution complex. Even that Angie the Witch larper who comments in this thread sometimes would go on about how Wales where she lives is being oppressed and "colonised" by England when in reality the Welsh were as much colonisers in the empire as the English were, and Wales is no more disenfranchised by Westminster than the north of England is.
When I was in high school, you had quite a few of these "neopagan" types among the goth kids, as it also goes hand-in-hand with the "not-like-other-girls" branding. They were harmless if but insufferably pretentious and cringeworthy. Although now they would all be pooning-out with the zeitgeist of the times.
Here in the US these sorts like to reference the Salem witch-burnings and the intolerance of the Puritans when in reality it was just another example of mass delusion and scapegoating which happens with most human populations from time-to-time.
Its funny how so many of these troon/troon enabling "witches" hate Magik cause "uwu uwu Crowly is a NAZI!! spell it magic pls" when if you google search the dude he was very much against nazis, and their page is full of "uwu witches against fascists"
So, of course, actual nazis (aka antifa) would hate Alster Crowly, cause he was anti-nazi lmao.
And all the "How 2 curse adn pro Tr*mp transphobes uwu" "Spells to CURSE Tr*mp and ALL his supporters uwu uwu"
and "Give all ur monies 2 trans witches of color and curse white ppl who smudge when they r not pee oh cee! they r stealing from them!!!!" When natives have no problems selling smudge sticks, palo santo, dream catchers (anyone here remember the thread saying that "white ppl should NEVER use dream catchers!!11!!!") and other native made items.
No Bryqum with xe/xer pronouns I will not "give back" the dream catcher I bought from the local reserve, go cry about it.
When I was in high school, you had quite a few of these "neopagan" types among the goth kids, as it also goes hand-in-hand with the "not-like-other-girls" branding. They were harmless if but insufferably pretentious and cringeworthy. Although now they would all be pooning-out with the zeitgeist of the times.
Here in the US these sorts like to reference the Salem witch-burnings and the intolerance of the Puritans when in reality it was just another example of mass delusion and scapegoating which happens with most human populations from time-to-time.
Now there's an official Witch of Salem and the federal govt tries to actively harm Christianity. Witches won, and who knew victory would be so gay? (The Puritans did, that's who)
Considering the salem witch trials involved no actual witches as like the PRIMARY reason they are an infamous historical event it kind of makes the larp shit taking over the area even sadder because you 100% know those people that died didn't want to be seen as fucking "witches" lmao.
Considering the salem witch trials involved no actual witches as like the PRIMARY reason they are an infamous historical event it kind of makes the larp shit taking over the area even sadder because you 100% know those people that died didn't want to be seen as fucking "witches" lmao.
Imagine telling Giles Corey (he was crushed to death on accusation of witchcraft) that being a witch is getting in touch with your divine feminity and pouring period blood in your situationship's spaghetti will cure all your love ailments, while you twerk to the sound of his ribs cracking.
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The comments for this tiktoks say that Caribbean women do the tea mixed with vaginal discharge thing. There goes my vacation plans.
WHY do these types always feel so inclined to do gross stuff with their vaginal secretions and discharge? I mean, why not soak a piece of used toilet paper in your coffee while you are at it? We already have women cooking with menstrual blood.
There is nothing "mystical" about what is basically biowaste anymore than if it were Nick Bate smearing his own feces on the walls of his apartment.
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The comments for this tiktoks say that Caribbean women do the tea mixed with vaginal discharge thing. There goes my vacation plans.
WHY do these types always feel so inclined to do gross stuff with their vaginal secretions and discharge? I mean, why not soak a piece of used toilet paper in your coffee while you are at it? We already have women cooking with menstrual blood.
I'm siding with the witcher on this one. On the subject of Tumblr "comfy" style anything, there is one more thing I'd like to add:
That goddamn hugbox mentality is singlehandedly the reason why almost any creative sphere on the internet is absolutely, mind-bogglingly awful. Why should anyone even bother putting in the slightest modicum of effort into whatever project they're working on when the end product will still be praised by your peers just for attempting something in the first place?
To be absolutely fair, it is indeed difficult to create something and actually share it with other people. However, you shouldn't be a fucking degenerate and let yourself become comfortable with mediocrity because you still get praised for it. It's one thing to evolve as an artist where you start off sloppy and get better over time. It's another entirely where you just decide to put in the bare minimum necessary just to get people to say nice things about it. It's true that you shouldn't be too hard on yourself during the creative process, but this is of course implying that you have the discipline to actually evolve as a creator.
As for how this ties in with these "witches," I just say this: if you really want to get into the occult, Wicca, or any other pagan supernatural practice of the time, by all means, go for it. Still, if your idea for "spells" and "potions" amount to inoffensive platitudes and combinations of random minerals and liquids, please do us all a favour and lobotomise yourself. Read up on some actual texts or historical articles on the subject. If you're really gonna try your hand at brewing potions, substitutions are unacceptable unless the text you're reading accounts for this. If you're actually gonna summon Satan, make damn sure that you have the perfect fucking offering.
As the wise Hank Hill once said: "Whatever you do, you should do it right. Even if it's something wrong."
problem for witchblrinas is that a lot of the ancient texts are intentionally cryptic and full of riddles and codes that the practitioner has to figure out on his own, it's basically a philosophy book disguised as arcane texts
I feel kind of guilty about making fun of these people. There's something wrong with them. But it's so easy to find material. It's like stealing candy from a baby.
if ur gonna fuck a god, don't go for the normie shit, go for something out of the cthulhu mythos, or a daedric prince, or the egyptian god aten, (basically a sundisk with hands and legs)
Greek gods were not beyond human comprehension, in fact they we're stupidly human in their behavior, childlish, even.
The "you can't understand the gooods!" Is a judeo-christian concept, obviously used here by idiots who can't research their own pseudo-religion.
And if the greek gods were real they would have turned these "witches" into new species of smelly animals already
altmer: they only fuck their own cousins
dunmer: good luck n'wah
bosmer: they'd eat you alive and repair their homes with ur bones
orsimer: ur gonna have to either beat the shit out of the alpha to seize his harem, or get fucked to death by him
Budget food offerings! My sides! Isn't the whole point of a sacrifice or offering that it inconveniences you or that it's a show of devotion?
"The gods will appreciate whatever you offer." Man, if you needed more proof that these people are all ex-Christian or co-Christian this is it.
(Though, if Cain and Abel is anything to go off of, their god is a picky bitch too.)
Kabbalah was incredibly popular with the Ashkenazi population, and the Talmud uses some really seriously Jewish logic to allow the practicing of witchcraft despite prohibitions in the Mosaic laws. So Jews doing other kinds of ritual magic is bizarrely quite historical.
nope, imo a sacrifice has to be something costly, in that losing it is a big deal, u can always make more menstrual blood, so sacrificing it is meaningless
now, severed fingers or toes are a better choice, they don't grow back, so there is a meaning and a cost behind it
i know a bit about reading the future in coffee stains
ik its bullshit, i got curious one day
it's about finding a stain that vaguely looks like the outline of something and then bullshitting ur way to a conclusion
she could hunt some animal and use its bones, preferably some invasive species, as a bonus she'd have blood that isnt period blood, that the gods will be less disgusted by
The kekistani memewizards are at least mostly self aware of what they are edoing, they even refer to it explicitly as discordianism and chaos magick so the tongue in cheek and nature is always present, "is a prank and a edgy satyre just but is it hmmm????" Is interesting the right wingers would end up adopting something that came so far out of left field but it is what it is, they play with those ambiguities. The tumblr witches are ecclectic and behave like meme wizards, it only looks like a parody religion except they do it unironically and that really makes it extra retarded so point for 4 chan i suppose.
If magic really was real Varg would remotely combust these idiots and every Jew on the planet with his immense magic power, and seeing as that hasn't happened yet it's good enough proof to me that it's not.
again, if the troon wanted this to work, there'd have to be actual cost behind it, my example would be for the witch to bite off one of its fingers, clean it up, dessicate it, and place it in the jar (to symbolize the witch's severed member)
i am a literal donkey whisperer, seriously, im really good w/ animals in general, and especially with donkeys, and donkey whispering has much more tangible results than summoning storms, as i live in the desert, there hasnt been rain in almost a year, she has no power here, while i can tell my donkey to bite her and crunch her femur (donkeys have an 800-1000psi bite force, dont undsrestimate em)
tbh my skills are nothing magical, its purely a matter of learning and practice
Whatever happened to not selling nudes? What happened to all the warnings about what would happen if future employers found your sexy photos? Why is it uncool to only share your body with someone you love?
I'm not even trying to be a prude. It's like, the idea of some fat sweaty neckbeard jacking off over my photos genuinely skeeves me out. How does one end up in this mentality?
This had me rolling, ngl^
Bad news for those that need Tarot for self reflection, there's this wild new thing called self awareness... but it's missing from more than a few decks.
-It's also possible to shuffle your deck in such a way that you can almost 100% get the bad cards/or good in reverse to mess with people. It's a fun party trick, especially if you don't like the person or just want to fuck with your friends.
Tl;dr- Use them for grifting, story generating tools, or party tricks. They work better for those purposes, anyway. Life advice from printed paper tends to be a bit "one size fits all," anyway.
the ancient egyptians weren't black, they were levantine, tho the egyptian empire did conquer sudan (aka nubia), but im pretty sure that for most of its history, they were considered inferior to their conquerors, and were mostly irrelevant
Today I'm going to power level about the power of friendship. I'm schizophrenic, which means that my sense of reality is a bucket of doggy doo doo diarrhea. I was literally hearing Satan whisper in my ear to kill my hamster for a ritual sacrifice to Satan, but I knew that as soon as I did I would reach the point of @NoReturn el oh el. But now I have found people in real life who care about me, so I don't have to rely on randoms on the online.
Bye friends, we were autistic (and schizo) together!
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the closest thing to a familiar i have is my donkey, he's a good boi, doesnt rly like dogs tho
as for her horse in the photo, i work in an animal shelter specializing in equines, horses are a money sink, i hope she pays someone competent to take care of the horse
You joke, but a large percentage of the population is chronically dehydrated. I wasn't kidding when I told Angie to drink water earlier; half the "self-care" spells involving "charged water" would be better done just drinking it.
i once forgot to drink enough water, it was 45⁰ celsius in the shade, i literally hallucinated, every second felt like billions of years, i saw the sky melt and everyone die and crumble to dust, only to reform when i looked away
i make sure i stay hydrated at all times, cuz this genuinely terrified me, just the bus drive home took me exactly 13.79 billion years, i saw and felt the sun swallow the earth, and yet remained alive, floating inside the sun
i knew this wasnt real, and was constantly aware of that, but it felt completely real
the most u can do is try to convince it to leave you alone
now, it depend on how human-like is this god's thought process
for humanlike gods (greco-roman, norse, etc), u can easily figure out what u did wrong and just... stop doing it
for eldritch gods (most monotheistic religion's version of god counts, also the egyptian aten and most of lovecraft's pantheon): ur utterly fucked
how fucked: simple, answer me this: does free will exist, or is everything predetermined
if its the former, u might have a way out, but its all up to you
if its the latter, ur fucked
now, when dealing with the abrahamic god specifically there's one question i must ask you, is this the jewish version or the christian one (pretty sure the islamic version will turn u into a goat after u die and send you to heaven... as one of the virgins)
the new testament god might forgive u if u really mean it, and it knows if you do or don't cuz omnipotence
old testament god is a petty and vindicative being, u should tread very carefully, it can still feel stuff as a person would, so not completely incomprehensible, i'd recommned u to know that he lets you abuse loopholes in his own rules, as if he didnt, he'd plug those loopholes himself, ur best bet is to try defending yourself as if its a court of law, but dont stretch it,as im pretty sure he doesnt like when ppl abuse loopholes too much, as for communication, it's one way only, it knows what u think at all times,
and before u think about trying to use astral projection to make two-way contact...
just don't, its not a good idea, that's like if u went to the zoo and jumped in the polar bear enclosure to see the bears up close, you'll see the bears up close... for like 2 seconds before being eaten alive
which makes me think the author's mental image of "the fae" as a race is that of the Dunmer from Elder Scrolls and tells me a bit about where this person got their understanding of these stories.
that's actuslly the only reasons polycules don't devolve into utter chaos, if nobody knows who the father is, than nobody will eat the child to assert dominance, i know i wouldve done that if i was forced to raise a child who isnt mine, make sure the woman sees u rip the child apart, fear works wonders
This nutty hoe is unreal. From her family connection with deep state contracting to her abject lunacy and manipulation, she has already utterly eclipsed most of the cows on this site. She alone fits so many bills and covers so much ground that she may as well be a prophesied figure of the Farms. Jenke the Anti-Cow, risen from the End Times beast's rejected horn to sperg so hard her spergery quakes the whole of the Farms for a millennia to come.
i believe that she's the one being we must not mess with (due to her connections with the deep state), in fact, i'd rather avoid mentioning her name to begin with, from now on, i will only refer to her as her or she (in italics so we'd know who wer'e talking about)
Also, I don't know why, but Sedona, AZ has so many fucking New Age/UFO cults over the years, it is goddamn unreal. Strange things happen in the desert I guess.
Getting into a berserker rage is easy. Just take PCP or Bath Salts and you will go berserk in no time. Just read the stories of what happens when you are on those drugs.
in my case, sleep deprivation works rather consistently, if i sleep 0 hours for 3 days, i become a completely different person for the rest of the week, then i pass out for a day or two
if i dont have the prep time for actual berserker mode, i can just consciously activate fight-or-flight mode, it isnt the same, but in most cases it does the job rather well
Accepting reincarnation is real, why are all these people still people, too? There were far fewer people in the past, so where do all the extra souls come from?
Alternatively, if you're one of those who believes in cyclical human history (like some of the "Atlantians") then doesn't that mean you were just waiting around for tens of thousands of years for the population to get large enough for you to come back? You're telling me no one got bored and said "Yeah sure, I'll be an ant for a while. It'll be a nice vacation until some kid fries me with a magnifying glass."
if reincarnation is a thing, 99.999% of your past lives were as some kind of bacteria or other single-celled lifeform, when that bacteria dies, u probably end up in another one, if ur lucky u might be an insect or smth, if u were a really nice lil bug and prayed to bug jesus every night, u might get lucky and be born as a higher lifeform, hopefully a grizzly bear or elephant, reincarnating as a grizz or an elephant is the jackpot of reincarnations, especially grizzlys, cuz theyre solitary, no need to mess with the whole "social interactions" thing, ur a fuckin bear, u do what u want
reincarnating as a male bush elephant just means that once ur fully grown and get kicked out of the herd, there isnt much that can stop you, ur a fuckin meat tank man, the world's ur oyster
third best option is an orangutan, would be first if it wasnt for the fact their species is being outcompeted by ours, so theyre in a tough spot by now
reincarnating as a human is not the best, cuz there's a roughly 20% chance you'll be an indian or a nigger, if u ever die and get to choose what you'll reincarnate as, always ask god to reincarnate as a grizzly bear
i am currently talking w/ an esotericist friend of mine, he's gonna use some kabbalistic bullshit to try and convince god to have me reincarnate as a grizzly bear when i die while keeping at least some of my past memories (we'll work over the details once im dead)
Get these fucking mexilarper gringos outta here, if you really want to please the gods you gotta give them some fresh hearts straight out of a prisoner of war's chest. None of that 1$ candle shit
More likely she buys 'grave dirt' which is actually just dirt shoveled from outside into small baggies then sold for a high price. She then sprinkles it on things and thinks that's some high tier necromancy.
Wouldn't the latin name 'Mortella' be more fitting than Mortellus anyway?
jews are an ethnoreligious group, u can be a jew without being jewish, and u can be jewish without being a jew (tho i do not recommend, and neither does anyone else, its a very restrictive religion, and unless u follow all 600-ish rules, ur not going to heaven (non-jews only have to follow 7 rules to go to jew heaven)
its still really exclusive as far as abrahamic religions go, cuz there's no forced conversion, in fact, its heavily discoursged to convert cuz it'd just make ur life miserable
touhou's youkai eat people, and summoning them beyond the hakurei barrier just removes the power limiters that would otherwise give u a fighting chance
also nobody cares if u practice it, the only guys who seriously treat it as a closed practice don't use the internet anyway cuz it could tempt them to sin, theyre not gonna know what u do online
i heavily doubt u could afford these spell jewels, and if u did, you wouldnt waste em on such petty shite, you'd use em to cast paradoxical outcome, and then re-use em thanks to PO, repeat that a dozen times and then go infinite, summon a time vault, and a voltaic key
and begin assfucking the spacetime continuum until the universe gives u what u want
I've seen the bay leaf burning for 'creating energy' or focusing it on a particular subject. Never heard anything about the drop of honey but I assumed it was more symbolic than anything else.
What it is, is that the pages from the Charmed book have ended up in a larger collection of 'grimorie' pages which is being constantly sold, resold, uploaded, circulated etc around the internet for years now, with the stated intention that new witches could add these new/old spells to their own grimorie. I'd be surprised if any of those witches knew the original source of those pages.
WHY do these types always feel so inclined to do gross stuff with their vaginal secretions and discharge? I mean, why not soak a piece of used toilet paper in your coffee while you are at it? We already have women cooking with menstrual blood.
It’s part of the woo woo goddess divine femininity worship thing. The idea of femininity and masculinity as some law of the universe is present in a bunch of religions (like Hinduism) but ultimately the idea has aged poorly considering we’ve found sexless animals. The idea of having a male/female soul would explain why there’s so many trans people into this shit
A big thing on Reddit and TikTok https://www.reddit.com/r/starseeds/
I recall one of them talked about in a video by Ready To Glare who was having dreams about dating the higher consciousness of Elon Musk who would show her his projects months before they debuted and said they were soulmates because of this.
People are making starseed videos even today. It didn't die with the Boomers, but it seems like some of them are millennials who were told they were special by their boomer parents and never developed their identity beyond that.
If aliens are real I will be racist against them. If these people really are some space niggers coming here and taking our resources then I will teach them that it was MAN who was made in God's image and not some space nigger. Fuck off space nigger we're full, I guess you can crash on thr moon if you want.
I recall one of them talked about in a video by Ready To Glare who was having dreams about dating the higher consciousness of Elon Musk who would show her his projects months before they debuted and said they were soulmates because of this.
That would be Unicole Unicron, possibly the world's only self-proclaimed "pop star cult leader" who is also willing to admit that she was prescribed mental health medications at one point. She just decided that she was happier without them since Starseeds are often misdiagnosed with severe mental illness, then proceeded to astral project her way into Elon Musk's business slacks and invent the concept of Angelic Technology (don't get too excited, she's not creating her own Temple OS or anything fun like that; it's just crystals, frequencies, tarot cards, and life coaching, but rebranded under one non-descriptive label).
She's never actually been a pop star, but she did found the Unicult (a religious movement dedicated to joy, happiness, and making deniable meta-ironic claims to be a literal cult), and she writes smut, so there's that. Sexually obsessive weirdo cult leaders honestly feel like the inevitable outcome of Witchblr, when I think about it.
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