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[Oliver Onions]

I can promise I’m not gay enough to lie about something like this

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'm having way too much fun in this thread lately.

This guy is either an unhinged schizoprenic or one of the greatest philosophical minds of our time (but also an unhinged schizophrenic).

can you guys please let me interact with a single woman without getting weird ship fanfic in this thread

Be a dick in real life. It's fun.

Stupid tortilla niggers.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I have people that touch grass for me.

I don't think he's as much of a narcissist as he's functionally retarded, like a 12 year old with Down's syndrome. He sees his name and "YAAAAAY, YAAAAAAY I KNOW THOSE LETTERS IN THAT ORDER THAT IS MEEEEEE"

Men don't smile. Emotions are a woman thing, men just look sorta constipated all the time.

I was happy once, it was horrible.

I'm thinking @Null should crowdfund and build a high class luxury brothel in Nevada. Hang a sign on the door "no Greers".

It's worse than that. He's a failed wannabe pimp.

Most people, when not knowing about an issue, would just refrain from commenting. But not our fatty

No matter how bad things get, I know I'll never throw a quesadilla at a wall and then write a poem about it.

The mutilation of babies is reprehensible but "Phall=O-Meter" got a laugh out of me.

Is this a moderator's poorly disguised fetish shining through or was this actually a common enough insult at one point to worthy a mention.

Just looked into his eyes and there was nobody home, he had all the joie de vivre of a dead chocolate lab.

"What do you mean nobody wants to raise a family in WhoreTown? I mean, even the very name conveys images of wholesome family fun!"

I regret to inform the thread that the mayo monkeys are at it again.

What stood out the most about him was that he had either too many chromosomes or not enough. I'm not sure which it was, but he was pretty retarded.

I took that as a sign to leave. Seven in the morning was far too early for that level of retarded.

How can I un-read what I have just read?

That probably needed a spoiler alert. I feel defiled after reading that -- and I'm not easily grossed out.

I drew a soyjak on his cheez its and he's refused to touch them since.

Why would you do that to null

 

[babadook]

>mom found the vintage terracotta bathroom gnome

 

[Tablet County]

I gotta say, when bodily fluids enter the equation, it's time to step back and reorient.

This nigga got an ass carrot.

Brother, I am an anime avatar with a MAGA hat in the Kino Casino thread, you should be thankful I'm not screaming about CP in red capslock.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I see myself as the horse getting molested

Don't forget the Odin Cum Chalice

tfw you will only ever have vaginal sex with natal women, and never experience the true pleasure of an amhole

I'm not emotionally prepared to handle the thought of cum-guzzling-viking-femboy-wizards.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Null banned me for being a retard, I logged off and went to sleep immediately after and he posted my dox and featured it.

 

[Haloperidol]

@HyperboreanRightsActivist Missing a crucial word but lol. Tax, best I got:

Trump can easily defeat the cartel by signing an EO that declares a definite power level for goku, the cartel will tear itself into pieces arguing about it.

 

[Stan]

“If someone is taking hormones and they have breasts, their breasts would leave. Can you imagine as a woman watching your breasts leave?” she said.

 

[Meat Target]

Chronos gonna slurp this nigga up like jello

 

[Windy Moors]

I've always known that it had to be morons who watched this one eyed jigaboo's AI generated recycled news-pap channel,

 

[Slideshow Bill]

This species put a man on the moon?

Warhammer is one of those hobbies where the skill of the average player can be determined by smell

 

[Aunt Carol]

I bet his original penis configuration doesn't seem so bad to him now.

They don't have time to put out a BOLO for a manbaby poopsquatch.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Welcome to the new paradigm where agents and journalists are in the same forums, threads, talk channels as you are, and are shitposting along side you.

+1 for relating Benjamin Franklin to the incel crysis

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

NO GOOGLY EYES YOU DON’T COUNT!

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I KNOW WHAT I SAID FAGGOT

how's about you let us she/them titties eh?

 

[Hitman One]

Content warning: Mention of a trans youth who died by suicide. Several scenes include characters expressing anti-trans rhetoric.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I recall thinking to myself, "You even admitted that he's your uncle, he probably just has a weird weiner."

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Being an empath is when you jack off to drown out your partner's crying and then laugh on discord about how the sex wasn't even good because you only had a half chub.

its an anime convention bro, what do you expect?

As a black man he could try becoming a comedian... That's how I see it.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Colombia runs onlyfans whores and other camgirls at basically an industrial scale.

Cam whores might cause Columbia to collapse.