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[Gentlebastard]

Only jello wrestling can settle this dispute to my satisfaction.

I don't think I can fix her, bros...

I really missed out, I grew up watching evangelion and cowboy bebop so I just got depression instead of trooning out.

Is her age still a mystery? Like is her date of birth still listed as "ca. 1980-1988 [citation needed]" on wikipedia like she is a piece of pottery from Roman times?

Sir, “please sit down, you’re scaring the children” is not flirting.

No, little pooner, you do not have "erection city" because you do not have a penis. You don't even have "erection town," "erection village," or "tiny erection campground."

Why has no on else commented on the fact that this sasquatch-moder is wandering the Appalachian trail dressed as an indentured prostitute?

The best part is that when you look at his profile you realize he is 100% serious.

Was he raped by an internal combustion engine or something holy shit

“No, stalker, I am not ‘an moron.’ I am a moron.”

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Nintendo Switch 2 is a garbage system for garbage people, and if you buy one, I hope you get fucking raped by your wife's boyfriend.

 

[Dr. Butt]

So I looked the good doctor up TIJUANA OFFICE (MAY-JULY) ONLY $1,999 USD FOR BILATERAL ORCHIECTOMY!!!

 

[Aunt Carol]

This kinda stuff would never work in a gender process tactical field kit.

 

[Potato Burrito]

No, little pooner, you do not have "erection city" because you do not have a penis. You don't even have "erection town," "erection village," or "tiny erection campground."

 

[Meat Target]

just buy the Chinese tires, you get free cadmium

America lurches to war and here we're talking about drugs, racemixing and used mexican tires.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I think that's enough firewater for you Chief BurningRubber

 

[CaddestSlown]

Imagine having an internet shitposter dad, yikes. Hope your kids beat the crap out of you for that.

I remember calling dudes niggers back on the BBS boards. Man… and in my youth, was hanging with Jesus and dinosaurs and shit. One day, I hope sit on my rocker on the front porch while watching classic videos like Chris drinking his semen, only for a BIPOC family of four to pass by so I can scream out facts about per capita while telling the father that he looks like a rapeable twink.

glad to see that the politispergs have stopped derailing the thread and we are back to posting about tires and star wars

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm a trotskyist-libertarian, a capitalist who lives life as a leftist, but not a real one. I'm Juche. I'm a eunuch. 2EDGY4U T4T2T4T "homosexual" (heterosexual) ((homosexual)). 24/7 9/11 7/11 420 BLAZE IT. Yin Yang Feng Shui Esoteric Atheist. Mom. Mum. Dud. Dood. Doooood. RUR-USD 0.013.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I am very disappointed in myself for saying "chomo", I should have said "Schlomo McChomo" but didn't because I was too drunk to think of it at the time.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

This whole thread was a shitposting goldmine:

It's transmissible, like rabies. Spare the heroic medical intervention. Put him down and search the hard drive.

I don't know if it's impressive that he folded the cord and pushed it in that way or mid he didn't go USB A first but I do know it's disappointing he survived to no doubt try again at some point, just imagine how old and nasty that USB A to B cord must be for it to go from yellow to white thing must be turning to mush.

Ah yeah good thing he decapitated it first, obviously it would be foolish to shove a snake up your dickhole if it still had the head attached.

Edit: also who the hell describes a snake, decapitated or not, as a household object?

I was always under the impression this was not a big deal, but I am starting to reconsider my life choices. Maybe I don't go for that extra long ethernet cable, maybe it's time I put the corkscrew down.

Funny how sometimes you can be enlightened by the smallest of things.

If you're a man and you want things to be put inside your body, you are a fag.

I didn't make the rules.

I'd rather shove a basketball up my ass than a thin thread up my dick

At least it wasn’t maggots. That urban legend has made me cringe every time I hear the ‘idiot shoved x item up his dick for pleasure’.

What on earth goes through someone’s mind to get from innocent USB cable to some sort of insertable sex toy on a bloke?

We have a USB cable up the dick. Plz to be shoving the basketball and revert.

You should check out r/sounding on Reddit if you want to learn more!

 

[vomitusdeux]

vaginette sex troy for women

Hiding zip bombs on my wiki website to own the chuds

No, actually it's not. It's not ok to just be a little racist. Suppressing what millennia of social and genetic evolution ingrained in us in any manner is not ok.

Nigger and Muslim dick isn't a recipe for yoof

"Rise up against Trump and don't forget to LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE"

Early Life:
- Jewish
- Ukrainian
I can tolerate one but not both.

Check your DNS (Dead Nigger Storage)

Bussy does things to a motherfucker

"he's visiting the wiki from nigger.com! someone stop him!"

I wouldn't recommend the Nazi parking lot. It took me 15 minutes to find the Reich place to park my car.

The pedophile cries out in pain as he strikes you.

tfw you have the face for the radio and the voice for mime play

If I saw a deer doing that, I would assume it had some sort of neurological disease and needed to be put down.

That's not even a Japanese person at all. That's some fat white kid from the west who did one too many public cum tributes to Cardcaptor Sakura thinking he's like the rest of Japan with his delusional behavior.

I've seen North Korean websites with less propaganda.

have fun raping a random girl on the street and getting away with it

Aaron, she just fucking started. She hasn't had time to pee out the excess testosterone yet.

This just in, buying a Nintendo console is just as bad as killing babies and chopping dicks.

his gender-affirming underwear is definitely not getting twisted so tight that the fermented amhole slime is getting wrung out of the unwashed fibers

It's Pretty View Floor

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I wonder if you can work off part of your gender surgery debt by standing in front of his office and spinning a sign.

 

[Overly Serious]

Schrödinger's cat is rolling in its grave and laughing at the same time.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I don't want to use my brain. I want ChatGPT to make biologically accurate vore stories.

I have really done my homework on avian digestion.

Source

 

[Hitman One]

OP is a faggot of the highest order.

Edit: just scrolled up to see who the OP actually is and of course it's the fucking kike.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

To all the Libtards and dogbrained "conservative" boomers that want Cali to secede.

Fuck you - you cranked it to Gen Sherman and dehumanized CSA soldiers for decades and destroyed their statues. We'll burn the fucking state to the ground and reconstruct you for a generation if you attempt to leave.

Excuse me, we had a very productive slap fight mostly centered around that one idiot who's pro-spic 'cause he likes to buy tire retreads from his local Mexican autobody dealer.

Gawsh, being white rules. Excuse me, nigger. I'll be eating my sugar coated rice and I can burn it off with a slight cardio session. Oh, what's that? You want to drink your hennesy but your get blasted off three sips? Lmao, retard. I drank 4 beers, a shot, and had an ice cream but I can still power jog a few miles and then operate heavy machinery while looking stone cold sober. It's ironic really, you can't enjoy the great things in life and you also will likely die in a jail cell due to your ape brain not letting you be able to process hypotheticals two seconds into the future. And if you don't get in a prison cell? It's a sickle cell. Lmao, lol! WHITES RULES!

Oh, right, I guess we do sunburn. Oh well, everything is a trade.

 

[Rembrandt]

A grocery store like any other, a brown haired and unassuming man takes a breath, looking into the camera before beginning his song of love and longing.

AWOOOOooOooOoo~

 

[Gentlebastard]

I think the weirdest nigger shelf thing I ever saw was an open pack of raw pork chops, an open and dumped bag of jelly beans on top of the pork chops, with chicken bones around the area, (and the paper thing they put them in from the hot food area) and an unopened bundle of nike's men's socks with it. Can any niggers clarify the situation for me? What actually happened here?

interrupted negromantic ritual

That's California. The location with the 2nd most power outages in the country, after Null's house in the swamp

Jack is increasingly reminding me of those remarkable chickens and cows that lose most of their heads above the brain stem, yet persist to carry on in their meager, doldrum routines for a time until the rest of the body finally shuts down.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I just use this thread as a picture book and basically do no reading.