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[Asian tech support]

You'll pay for this. You too, demon @DoNotFeedTheSneed

And when the moment happens, you'll remember me, even if you think you forgot.

The soul doesn't forget.

 

[demicolon]

This place is honestly the most incompetent hate-site-murder-cult I have ever joined.

 

[Meat Target]

Pedro Pascal looks like he smells of stale beer and smegma and his faggotry behavior is highly annoying.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I can't believe that the most obvious outcome happened.

why is it when i want to murder all inferior people it's called genocide but when canada does it it's called healthcare? double standards imo

I know why the caged bird sings. Until society realizes that the drunken, dangerous minority faces untold bigotry towards our love of mixing soju, tequila, and whiskey in our morning coffee before driving the school bus, we will always be in a place without privilege.

Don't let the jews live rent free in your head, you know if the shoe were on the other foot they would charge you rent.

she is undoubtedly a grifter but also really stupid, so it's hard to be sure exactly how much of her own bullshit she believes

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an fat pig's eyes abyss, the fat pig's eyes abyss will gaze back into you.
~Fredrich Nietzsche, on whether or not being a lolcow is a communicable disease

99% of deathfat encounters happen in Walmart. It's like an irl spawn chamber for them.

Cow-tippers (especially those of the braggadocious variety) go straight to hell.

Sanity trying to assert itself? Head for Reddit and make it go away.

Does this help?

My understanding, yes. My mood, no.

 

[RaxxScholar]

"When he's not doing his job as a cement/masonry worker that little fag is sitting on the fucking internet bullying people."

"Who cares if he puts your work address out there? If anything that brings in more business, yall should be flattered by that."

"And when he puts your address out there... hey... that just means cool ass motherfuckers can send you shit whenever the fuck they want"

These are a series of quotes from Chance Wilkins AKA "Cyraxx" regarding his arch nemesis "William Gloryhole" and his conduct. The last two quotes are Cyraxx criticizing his supporters for not putting their livelihoods on the line to support him. (Please note Cyraxx regularly uploads videos of him crying about the trolls sending shit to his house and preventing him from getting a job)

The source video may be found here:

https://rumble.com/v6w8qx8-16july251-cyraxx-super-angry-at-buddy-trolls-for-refusing-to-help.html

 

[Mound Dweller]

"Rupert Lowes could be here," he thought. "I've never been North of the M60. With enough votes, you can go anywhere."

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cardposting. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Breadtube most of the jokes will go over a typical Kiwi's head. There's also Card's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from 4chan literature, for instance. The true and honest fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Cardposting truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Card's existential catchphrase "Please gift me Steam games", which itself is a cryptic reference to rejection of the capitalist system. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Card's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens.

 

[Markass the Worst]

obsessed, also literally what is the issue with showing your cock to someone on the internet?

 

[Rapesputin]

The secret to rape is mindfulness. Don't think too much about who and where and when you will rape. Just embrace the here and now and wait patiently for the rapee to come to you. Be like the elegant mantis perched on the majestic orchid blossom. Sit in quiet meditation and strike when the moment feels right.

 

[Ericson]

"Maybe if they let me bring my weed pen and my hi-fi music setup to the psych ward then I would go willingly."

https://old.reddit.com/r/evilautism/comments/1m21ta9/i_wish_there_were_autism_friendly_psych_wards/

Spoiler: The Post:

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Crazy chick attacks crazy chick over cock flattening, many such cases.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Great, this faggot wants to rape gorillas too.

 

[Aunt Carol]

we all hate men but some of us hate niggers too

NEWS FLASH: SAUCE IS FREE RETARD.

Come to think of it, the Bible doesn't say anything about proofreading.

 

[Haloperidol]

I speak English to men, French to women, and gibberish to my cats.

Have a nice day at the gay porn factory or whatever.

you hanes wearing broke bitch

A manry tamago has been released into her duderus

 

[Vibralldo]

"It wasn't UP my ass." – Nicholas Rekieta, 2025.

 

[Tablet County]

Europeans horrified, foaming at the mouth, pissing, shitting, weeping and gnashing teeth as American does literally anything.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

There's probably a story to be told about the rot in the publishing industry, but I don't think it revolves around whether "Femoid" will be published at Calamari Archive or McBussy Publishing.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Pooners do not scare me. I have the power of God and anime on my side!

She'd never share the limelight with an asian man, she's a leader! A prophet! An educator! A loonie!

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I have a friend who also reads KF and he and I talk about Chris and Rekieta like normies talk about the Kardashians. I should tell his wife that he is not a straight man.

8/10 schizo post, you need to blame the gangster computer god.

Now the last time I touched a pair of tits was back in 2018 at a strip club so it's been awhile, but even still, I don't remember them having the same level of "bounce" as Gmod props

It's just Cookie Clicker but ass.

What did you feed your wife while she was pregnant?

Some of the worst tans I’ve gotten were on cloudy days.

Do you have babies? I have seen my own very sweaty babies.

I have enough kids to know a sweaty two month old when I'm holding one.

IM FAT, I LIKE CHEESE rant aside

I think a judge might be OK with the futanari incest.

 

[Tablet County]

He had a bottle between his cheeks.

He had a bottle IN HIS ASS.

There was a bottle and it was IN HIS AAAAASSSSSSSS!

 

[Xev]

I raped that cat so hard, he was sent to the 9th dimension.