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[Gentlebastard]

If you have a problem call me a nigger like a real internet tough guy instead of being an internet pansy about it, is all.

If anything, his foreign bride is proof that he's a white supremacist.

Is this what boomers feel like whenever they fall for AI slop?

How the fuck do people think that a bird headbutting through a windshield is real

To be fair, we've had 10,000 years of "seeing is believing", and no more than 5 years of somewhat convincing AI videos.

In my weaker moments I almost get mad at the universe for this.

 

[NoReturn]

Retarded ugly women and witch LARPing, name a more iconic duo.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

LITERALLY CHOSE A PISS TOWEL OVER ME

 

[Dr. Butt]

God would have put them out of their misery already if they weren't terrible people.

 

[Cryogonal2]

 

[Turkey Beef]

I tried to search for posts that alert to search being broken, but search is broken so in case it hasn't been said before: search is broken.

Its pretty much a Discord server built into Kiwi Farms, with only the biggest retards on the entire site using it.

I would rather use real Discord then a clone of Discord full of the absolute worst of a site full of autistic retards.

Null outright said it's aimed at Discord crowd. Instead of people acting like faggots on Discord, they can act like faggots on KF. It mitigates shitposting while keeping the traffic.

Iirc Jersh also claimed it also lowered the chances of gayops by making it harder for offsite cliques to form, and thus cause a sped civil war.

DM gooner chains already create enough gayops.

>Calls out one person
>Suddenly the entire Crabshack is summoned from their DM goon caves
Every time.

EMERGENCY MEETING
Theres a crew member In this space ship Whos a little bit SUS

@Turkey Beef claims @(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥ has ｖｅｎｔｅd ​

Cancer claims he has confirmed with the ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ That he is not @pebles

What do You Think?!?!

 

[Metamorpho]

CaptProlactin sounds like the most miserable person to ever live who also wants everyone to be JUST as miserable as she is.

Tax:
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This was in response to a screenshot of a player called "FryeFuta"

Character or people can't be trans anymore it's always we getting turned into a porn category and I fucking hate y'all for that

 

[Dr. Butt]

Am I the only one who thinks this orgy never happened?

 

[JustSomeDong]

First 3/4 of the thread: schadenfreude, gender wars

Last 1/4: pisstowel discourse

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

It is just plain ole masturbation.

Edit: added comma, because a lot of the women I respect are grammar nazis.

It’s a never ending game of hot potato, except instead of foil around a delicious baked potato, it’s foil around heroin.

open can of surströmming

I’ve got to say every day I read this thread and I switch between unable to decide whether I need eye bleach or to join a church and pray for these people.

But storming the cockpit is fun!

"What his Holiness does in the woods with his towel ain't my Business man"

 

[Pendulous Dong]

They've tasted paradise, there just can't be any way in hell they would ever want to go back to the fecal tyranny of the dreaded behemoth.

this fleeting existence of a diaper gypsy

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This would be so sad if I had a sense of empathy. If only I had a whore girlfriend who could teach me what it is.

There was a doomsday pepper documentary years ago which I can’t find now, but I vividly remember a scene where it talked about how two of the women were diabetic and their solution was to hoard insulin and bury it in a river bank to keep it “refrigerated” after the power had gone out.

CEO of a Data company Astronomer was caught cheating on his wife with the head of HR. They were seen on the kiss cam at a Coldplay concert. What happened to brining your side piece to a motel? People forgot how to cheat. The adultery doesn't bother me as much as his taste in music. Fucking Coldplay. Really?

Who tf uses heroin anymore? It's all meth these days.

A couple of times he tweeted really disgusting fur porn and I was just like "I can't be looking at this, my immortal soul is in danger".

WARNING: literally the top post is a revolting man butt.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Based for calling out the insanity of mutilating kids, total insanity on her take of fucking kids.

Henry Kissinger lives on in our heart.

*they were living in the tent in the mountains
*he was in a mental hospital
*he got out and was euphoric
*he rapidly became insane again
*the tent polycule ditched him

 

[Dr. Butt]

"also when you're 18 you can see my dick and its pretty rad."

 

[Aunt Carol]

Cut them some slack, the Bible says nothing about speed limits.

Jill 1:1 Thou shalt have no other gods before Jill.
Jill 1:2 : Thou shalt not feed thy kids.
Jill 1:3: Blessed are they with big hair, for theirs is the kingdom of God.
Jill 1:4: Put on the whole armor of 80s makeup, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of subtle eyeshadow.
Jill 1:5: For the MLMs are good, are their mercy is everlasting, and Jill's truth endureth unto all generations, but especially unto her subservient offspring.

I like the close-ups on Dave where you can see how covered in lint he is.

 

[God's drunkest driver]

When men pee they naturally retract the foreskin around the back of the head. Think of an acorn.

 

[JustSomeDong]

i gained new insight about the perils of debanking and cocks.

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

I'm gonna make burgers at 3AM because i lost control over my life

 

[The Noise]

Are you implying my father has never made us ribs? Cuz he has made us ribs.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Dad might not be diddling you directly, but you're still gonna have a warped view of basic human connections.