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[Army Burger]

8chan is a shit

Are their breasts still growing? They seem to have plateaued (reached their full size), which, to me, is exceeding disappointing.

I remember seeing that nightmare Judy from his Zootopia review/fap session.

I listened to a podcast where a group of black guys debated if washing your ass is gay. It’s not just white guys.

The tits look oddly realistic, but the voice and mannerisms screams male.

You know what Native Americans do? They sit on their reservation and drink shampoo. LMAO

because dinosaurs are trans

If touching your own weiner is gay I'm fucking Ryan Seacrest

Clarification:

We women do not have sex with dogs. We have sex with men. Dogs are not interesting to us sexually. Human males are. And don't take this personally, but some women have sex with other women. Never animals.

Imagine going to medical school so you can become the “best of the best” at making stomach lining pockets for men to jack off into

It is much like dog fighting but gayer.

Look up the Black Israelites, brah, they are most likely making Marshall, the fake Jew, prolapse as we speak. They'll show this Edomite a true application of the Torah with their righteous melanin-blessed dicks.

Lol this nasty fuckers pisshole is in the wrong place

Every time I try to leave another opportunity presents itself to expose your KF stupidity to the fellow Kiwi Farms haters who are watching and contacting me....

...and to become an even better scholar and writer by rebuking your stupidity

It is nice to know that if I ever lose my mind and say things like dark energy is God farting I'll have people like Jack to take me seriously.

Btw, what is a "well used pussy" in your worldview? And how would you define a "well used dick"?

 

[Thornforg]

Vaccinations aren't needed. Torah gives you perfect health.

 

[Army Burger]

I got fucked up in an accident so bad once I was in traction and a big titty latina nurse would wipe my ass and smegma off and diaper me.
It never once made me horny, though posting about it on my social media brought alot a weirdoes were jealous I was "living the life."

 

[TV's Adam West]

Two :autism: people enter a bar.

Grammar is for faggots and nerds.

If you do it long enough and insult black people enough you even get approached for a sweet government job.

 

[Army Burger]

you could consider ceasing to exist

Jokes on them, he was only pretending to call everyone who disagrees with him a nigger.

inb4 acid burns somehow becomes the new vitiligo

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Come negro-san!

 

[Brain Power]

"Neovag feels like dead tissue - no sensation whatsoever. 10/10 would recommend!"

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

 

[Army Burger]

All of this stuff is gong to be on the Internet forever and you should find some way to cope with that.

Might I suggest faxing your brains to Jesus on the back of a hollow point?

I would actually prefer the Chinese rule over West than that of Muslims. Chinese would create a somewhat boring but stable society on a higher technological level. But they must spread all over the world and breed like rabbits, much more than they do today.

One American is worth 10,000 Serbians.

Aren't you obsessed with scissoring Hillary Clinton and getting pregnant by Harvey, don't lie freaky ass. And how long have you been pregnant for, 13 - 16 months???

For protests to be successful, you need to shut the fuck up

 

[Floop]

That sounds like ISIS with extra steps but without the parts that make ISIS troubling.

Cumbrain.

He's got the cumbrain.

I don’t know why that one’s so funny to me.

"I looked into your post history and I've declared that the entirety of your existence to be offensive. *jerks off to Pokimane*"

After you're done with your cartoon I'll tell you what the inside of a vagena feels like.

Rioting and looting after a sports team loss, or win, is one of the most exhilarating experiences a man can take part in. Its fuckin fun shit.

I pity those who stayed inside playing fortnite and watching Hey Arnold and didnt get to participate.

Flipping cop cars ftw.

Anything could benefit from more titties tbh

I fail to see how someone can see this admittedly nerve-racking scene and have their first thought be, "Fuck, I want to see my sexy cat monster bounce around and slap her belly to this."

If touching your own weiner is gay I'm fucking Ryan Seacrest

 

[Army Burger]

He has Christine-tier titties, I'll give him that.

Putting the leper in leprechaun.

Something tells me Bob would cosplay as Mario if he goes on a mass shooting.

Harvey, let's be honest, you are the only one here with saggy orangutan tits.

"THEY'RE ONLY IMMUNE TO FIRE WHEN THEY'RE HIGH OFF ALIEN SPACE METH, WHICH THEY SNORT ALL THE TIME BECAUSE THEY'RE COOL LIKE THAT! SO HA HA, THEY'RE UNSTOPPABLE!!"

Those fucking fingers make me nauseated probably smell like steamed cheeseburgers mixed with vaginal discharge.

We got you to start calling people niggers. You truly can change for the better.

You literally can't be defenestrated from a roof.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Here's one straight from 4chan that I thought would fit into a random_text:

You don't want to hear about Vergil's pregnant teenage demon pussy?

 

[Spedestrian]

Education costs would drop to 5% of current costs because we wouldn't need to employ thousands of paper pushers to ensure no one called Dequavious a nigger for stealing their weed.

Fucking Dequavious, that nigger nugget nabber

 

[???]

Fucking Dequavious, that nigger nugget nabber

Wichita Falls PD: Liquor store owner gets in shootout with gang members invading his home

A man who has owned a Wichita Falls liquor store 25 years ended up in a gun battle with gang members in his garage, according to court records.

amp.timesrecordnews.com

Spoiler

A Wichita County grand jury handed down an indictment against Dequavious Eugene Sanderson last week in connection with the home invasion, court records showed.

 

[Army Burger]

So its Kiwi Farms if it was ran by the Doctor Who demographic?

That feels less like Darwinism and more like National Socialism.

Every time I see him or his tweets, I just see someone with autism.

 

[Big Nasty]

Glad I don't get involved in politics. Especially the satanic, goat worshipping kind.

 

[Army Burger]

Trans is the new autism

Tfw no neanderthal waifu.

Motherfucker has the physical dimensions of a bowling ball and almost half the personality of one.

"For your birthday this year I WON'T molest you"
Happy birthday!

 

[TV's Adam West]

i want to kms

Everyone in this thread should kill themselves.

Vaccinations aren't needed. Torah gives you perfect health.

A couple hundred nerds debating whether or not this one idiot who spent thousands on a mobile wrestling game is the same idiot who once jerked off on camera because he didn't know the camera was on

I just think he's a cringy faggot.

Arin is a lolcow, there's no doubt of that, but he is right about anal. I'll give him that.

Living most of your life with cancer is a unique experience too

 

[Army Burger]

Chris Hansen is the best. I'm so glad his life fell apart to the point that he's chasing down skeevy lolcows.

Oh I'm unwashed and unshaven now?


You'll never get a picture of my breasts.

>tfw your kiwi friedns wont fart for you on a stuffed animal

A bite me, dumbass.

Great idea! So instead of being eligible for "Best Actor," someone like Denzel Washington would only be able to qualify for Best Nigger!

So fucking progressive!

Its like Lennon once said, "Furry is the nigger of the world"

 

[Marco Fucko]

I'll stick whatever the fuck I want up my nose or ass, I'm not about to have some furry faggot lecture me on a damn thing.