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[LurkTrawl]

Horses aren't Jews, bud. Ever seen a circumcised horse?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

They'll have to do something when these lunatics gun down some Jehovah's Witnesses or some shit.

Tl;dr, no way fag.

I take that back. He's awful

Bonnie on his way to the bank flashing his nigger roll.

Look at these fat fucks, shoving burgers down their throats every single day. You fat bastards!

No! God damnit, no! Are they doing nothing to regulate their breeding?

Tranny tits always spook me when I open the spoilers. They’re like jump scares. The image may be gone but I’m on edge for the rest of the afternoon.

At least there weren't any shit-eating photos.

I will not troon out on a farm
I will not sell your shitty yarn
I will not eat green eggs and spam
I do not like you man (not ma’am)
“But would you could you for woke points?
If I rolled you special joints?
or shoot you up with estrogen?
Please be a truly hot womyn!”
I would not could not for wokeness
Your nether parts smell like penis
Your land is barren just like you
I will not ever YOURE A DUDE!
But come and see and laugh and play!
Dilate all night and sleep most days!
We are real women totally not gay!
So come and slave and you can stay!
I would not could not on a dare
And just in case you’re not aware
Alpacas don’t like being touched “that way”
You are not women YOU’RE FUCKING GAY!

If this isn't solid proof that Grey aliens are real and have been using human DNA and mixing it with extraterrestrial genetic material to create human/alien hybrids, then I don't know what is

I hope Samantha Bee is stoned to death before I die, and I can watch it online.

all you weirdos calling for death of tv people who you will never meet need to calm the fuck down.

Inshallah we will stone you too

“Kevin gets permanent brain damage when he tries to sniff the horse’s ass and it stomps his skull” saga.

I'm surprised they haven't bejeweled their syringes yet.

Nothing says girly sleepover like a good Stargate marathon.

Remember: this thread is wondering if they could be THAT retarded, then finding out they are. The well of stupid does not run dry.

We're reaching levels of borderline personality disorder that shouldn't even be possible!

Huh... that's a lotta rape.

Okay but why the fuck is she naked all the time?

Is "illegal phone posting" some kind of new word filter?

What a world we've created, when gang rape seems a least bad scenario.

Penny gets TWO house Trannys! Bonnie should be allowed one of his own!

 

[n0mad]

@Clint Torez
Said:

Get Canadian couple has a dramatic breakup, kiwi farms most effected.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Kevin's pickup line was probably "Hey baby, wanna change my diaper?"

"Zion's actually four people smashed up together, and I used to be really close to two of those component parts before I turned into a werewolf..."

Because RAAAAAAAAPE!

that sweet, sweet furry skitzopuss…

The robot baby or whatever.

Maybe the real plural trans witches were inside her the whole time.

Be sure to archive her tweets in case they're needed for the murder trial

Powerlevel but this one time I went out for Indian food and I was three blocks away from my house and I FORESAW SOMETHING and I HAD NO POWER TO STOP IT and fortunately it was just a giant fart but there was a hot minute there where I thought a code brown was immanent.

Amazing how with so many headmates, each individual personality is uniformly annoying in the exact same way!

I'm absolutely excited to see a bunch of tranny pseudofarmers in 4K. Smell the dung, count the beard stubbles!

He's definitely fucked that rifle, or at least scissored it.

Pls don't murder the kids so they won't be sad, thanks in advance.

And y'all rated me optimistic, I'm truly a psychic like Kindness

Yeah, she's definitely on T. That's the hairiest butthole I've ever seen on a chick.

Get cucked eurofag.

I think when I've rated you optimistic it was because you didn't predict nearly enough doom.

Oh thank god. Get out of the bathtube twitter ho

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It is so hard to find good, white help these days.

No horny deed goes unpunished.

Honestly the only thing that makes me think maybe he wasn't porking her is that she would have had some sort of crying rapetub breakdown about it.

Let the milk flow.

She sounds like someone trained an AI to spout uwu valid bullshit in response to Twitter queries.

>professional wizard
>realistic projects

Tbf skinheads ARE pretty gay.

My assumption would be that she is taking testosterone and abusing methamphetamine.

 

[Not Really Here]

Horses aren't Jews, bud. Ever seen a circumcised horse?

Fucksake, the levels of autism in this sub might require Null to acquire a Hazardous Waste Permit.

Gay Canadian couple has a dramatic break-up, Kiwifarms most affected.

If you don't believe man on man ass rape isn't banter, that means you're the fag.

Man rape is based and red pilled you communist faggot.

relax niggers just enjoy the gay leaf breakup kino

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

If I see one more She-ra news article on this website, I will not be able to guarantee the safety of my nearest McDonald’s franchise

 

[Liquid Marlon]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Enjoy your motherfucker coins

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

"Nothing works here. The medications don't work. The real nazis made me sue the fake nazis. I HATE THIS PLACE, CHILD."

 

[Mal0]

God didn't make men and women equal, Colonel's Smith & Wesson did, along with Sam Colt.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Every Arby’s hot ham and cheese is actually carved off a captured immortal that was subdued in 1963.
His eternal suffering is your post lunch loose dooks.

To think this all started because someone had swollen balls.

Just imagine.

Nicki Minaj posting a picture of said swollen balls could be what ends the Covid Cult and Fauci and bring freedom back to the galaxy.

 

[White Baby]

I don't think I said that but it's still funny as fuck

 

[Blackhole]

loli haet pizza

I, for one, cannot wait for Fat Fruity Ferris Amhole arc.

Apparently "antifa" means "enthusiastic supporters of child rapists."

Because when you're wearing rose- colored tranny hypno-goggles, all the red flags just look like flags.

I WILL NOT EAT BUGS
I WILL NOT LIVE IN A POD
I WILL NOT READ YOUR CARRD

You can do anything with a can of baked beans and a motivated digestive tract.

WE LOVE OUR JUDGE, OUR COURT PRESIDER

OUR STENOGRAPHER THEY'RE IMPORTANT.

WHEN I'M ON THE STAND ON THE STAND
I CAN SEE THE BAILIFF MAN
WITH THE BIBLE WHERE I PUT MY HAND PUT MY HAND

typical niggercattle and their ranchers

It it involves my ass, I'm going to pass.

...Man I really should reread the quotes from Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.

I love being lectured by women about men's anatomy.

Unfortunately, PTSD is cheapened to the point of worthlessness now.

Well, to be fair so is most of the mental health system, but PTSD in particular.

Come on man! Biden is a pedophile, not a zoophile, get it right.

P.S. put the WE LOVE OUR JUDGE song quotes in the same random_text. that way it's extra funny

 

[Meat Target]

"he who grifts anime avatars might take care lest he become an anime avatar"

I hear tell that Chili's is quite a hotspot with hookers 'round the globe, these days.

Imagine being such a creep that hookers reject you

they might actually need to employ advanced diplomatic tactics -- like the rarely-practiced "not being a complete and total cunt to every man you see" -- to have any chance whatsoever of achieving their political goals.

We have a whole Army of British Hookers to use?

 

[Hitman One]

I need gyneco for my amhole

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

Wedge just wants to be a Swiss army knife of sexual organs. Unfortunately he merely looks like someone who has been operated on by a Swiss army knife.

Lord I shouldn't have clicked that. Fuck being not safe for life, those aren't even safe for death.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It was a fucking Wendigo

 

[Meat Target]

I take mild exception to the statement that we're a "fairly trashy gossip site." We're a COMPLETELY trashy gossip site, we work hard to be disreputable!

Imagine failing so hard at life that you get blacklisted by hookers.

We're Jerry Springer shining a light on the trailer parks of the internet.

We're the TMZ of TMI.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If it's not that despite all the shit leading to it and it's some dumb shit that's literally just "haha gender cool a" I will fucking commit a violence in video games

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

Tears silently fell from RJ. It was not just his DNA that had changed.