random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Return of the Freaker]

Rape will be the new sports ball.

 

[Mr Bunny]

"Why am I poor, why do I steal, why do I drink? Why is my country so shit? It must be the Jews!"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Have fun paying thousands to sit in the back of a truck.

It feels like a company of people who just stagnated. Jack is the epitome of this, the guy was trying to work in videogames and now is in a sexless marriage building fucking legos.

If you're going to join a fringe spiritual community at least make it fun.

I feel like worldbuilding is emphasized too much in importance these days. In this era of wookiepedia trawling troglodytes, enjoying a fictional work seems like it's more about blandly digesting dull information about what happened before the story takes place than actually enjoying the story in question.

 

[Mr Bunny]

I thought one of my college buddies was gay when he wanted to hang out naked together. Turned out he wasn't gay just Finnish.

We're the fucking Farms, we have all the dick pics

 

[KiwiFuzz]

ᵒʰʰ...ⁿᵒ.
ᶦᶠ ʷᵃˢ ᵗᵒ ʳ ᵃ ᶦ ⁿ....ᵗʰᵃ ᵀᵃʳᵖʰᵒˡᵉ ᴿᵉᶠᵘᵍᵉᵉˢᵀᴹ ...ᵗʰᵉᵉʸ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᴰ ᴿ ᴼ ᵂ ᴺ

Lord Kelvin would like a word.

If a teddy bear magically came to life and began producing turds, this is what they would look like.

It's like poetry, it rhymes

Ok, get this: we raise trans people who do nothing and use them like a human zoo?

 

[Haffhart]

Yeah, I'm definitely a 13 year old pansexual girl. Holy kek.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I thought one of my college buddies was gay when he wanted to hang out naked together. Turned out he wasn't gay just Finnish.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Apparently he forgot to say "in minecraft".

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Use language to clarify and not obfuscate, you stupid frog hoser.

 

[Law]

So what? Who cares? It's meth, not art.

 

[BubbleButt]

this is a great thread to read if you feel like killing yourself

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Alright so I have re-watched the video in question and this 130lb, 85IQ gay methhead retard does the following things:

 

[Anne Hyroe]

She has the face of a malevolent pigeon.

 

[lolnah]

 

[Autistic Joe]

Understandable, my dick just finds its way into a woman's butthole all the time, I keep beating it and beating it to get it to stop but that just makes it more excited.

 

[Law]

The average Kiwi Farms poster is fitter, more attractive, paid more than not only you and the people you desperately call friends in an attempt to feel included in anything ever, and more morally and ethically sound than you have ever been.

Navy seal copy pasta vibes

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Good job lil buddy. Have a spoon.

they're going to be the last men standing

yxll

I can feel my balls slowly retreating into the inguinal canal.

they are more than just a group of tacticool white men destroying the land and animals of their armed compound LARP.

(Not a Tankie.)

He desperately needs to see a cheesemonger to inspect his marbling.

a thick dirty layer of animal fur and dust held together with amhole ooze.

I demand a brown m&m character with an “n” on their chest

I feel like I'm explaining my thoughts poorly, but this is all insane and I think my problem is more that I'm trying to make it make sense.

Potato, potato.

It's false consciousness all the way down!!!

Trans women shouldn't be allowed to have their own bank account.

Hertler.

The logical conclusion of the postmodernist poststructuralist view of history. If the only thing that is real is language and language is a product of society/culture/etc. and thus also has no intrinsic meaning and since history is nothing but a product of society/culture/etc. of its time then what is the sin of regarding all history within a prism of a current individuals views to promote their own current seeking of status? Ultimately isn't every act an expression of power?

Of course, claiming Hitler to be queer and indicative of queer culture is not acceptable because these can only be claimed by members of that culture and only in ways that are empowering. (We'll ignore, of course, that many racial supremacists of every color have had positive views of Hitler because of what he "accomplished" in regards to the Jews.) But anyone who we might have positive thoughts is of course fair game. Same with the requirement of chasing down any marginalia to find that highly regarded President Abraham Lincoln was gay while ignoring the strong likelihood that well acknowledged failure of a President James Buchanan was gay. And this includes fictional characters which many marginalized communities find are the only type they can identify with since they are flawless unlike those disappointing actual humans and thus the necessity of claiming Samus is Trans or Link is a trans girl or whatever.

Kevin continues his path of achievements among the greats of poststructuralist academia.

There's a lot to pick out of this.

 

[Blackhole]

tfw 4chan actually fucking summoned an ancient egyptian god through posting frog pictures to change the course of history

On a personal level: Very sad, and I wish she'd been had the opportunity to enjoy the end of her life with more peace and dignity than she did.

On a political level: AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

He was a giant fag and he literally inhaled giant dicks every time he breathed.

You just wanted an excuse to brag about getting a news outlet to quote you saying "i don't care about mad hoes or their mad hoe logic," didn't you?

99.99% of all troon arguments by a troon can be resolved by just pointing out "lmao you're a dude."

....He transitioned into a plucked chicken. I didn't even know that was an option.

I just want to say, thanks to this thread, I have literally never been more appreciative of my real body.

He literally ate shrimp boiled in semen and a hamburger. That is what this white trash loser could think of to do in Portugal.

 

[SCSI]

Godspeed, kitty. Try not to get molested.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

The uniforms look way better, but that skirt highlight just gave them all dicks.

i once got what i thought were m&ms out of a candy quarter machine; turns out they were m&ms mixed with skittles. I still hate the person who did that almost as much as I hate troons.

So this one smells like an abortion?

See, if school shooters showed up at times like these people might actually start viewing them as sypathetic.