random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

They should release the secret footage of the Gorilla channel

ngl I'd probably watch The Gorilla Channel

Just two weeks to flatten the Kiev

 

[Aunt Carol]

damn you guys sure know a lot about transgender porn stars

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I read the Emily Youcis thread and there are so, so many contenders.

I'm debating if I would fuck her. I'm actually pretty sure she's genuinely dangerous.

i suffer w/ autassassinophilia so you can imagine what songs like 'kill u & f*** u'. did to me

autism?? I think you could be right xx

Perhaps she actually is a genocidal neo-Nazi but I would still bang her senseless.

Ain't no pussy like Nazi pussy

"I would never tell my family that my gay fursona has Nazi roots" certainly is an all timer.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I've had underwear stolen from my mailbox.

Funny how their ideas of utopia always seem to include a pastoral fairy tale type environment. Slippered feet and otters playing, sheesh. It's never monster truck shows, target practice, and rap concerts.

That last one is dangerously true — now I’m thinking how those Christian sects who preach about a paradise after the 2nd coming are like that too. Where are the paradise monster truck shows?

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

Right click. It's mine now.

No, wait, get it off GET IT OFF MY HARD DRIVE

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

No disgusting pictures this time; just porn-addicted weirdos airing their fetish on Reddit.

but I cannot even mistake him for a woman unless I am half a kilometer away from him, I literally ran around the room, moving, and even flailing like a lunatic to see if I can mistake him as a her, but the biceps are such a dead giveaway that the excuse of only meeting each other in battle is completely moot.

I am now glad my teenage dream of working at AH never came true.

Iggy Azalea is my Bjork now.

Stay tuned.

When the gringos are the diversity hires, you know you've probably done something very, very wrong.

 

[PhoBingas]

You may own land but you are not a person of land.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

In all five of these headlines, the inclusion of the word "Scot" is completely superfluous and has no significance on the actual story.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

what unholy great old one of faggotry guides my hand

I'm a strong liberty/individual rights guy, but I have to admit I'm feeling the seductive pull of an authoritarian-right state at the moment.

It would be a disaster in the long run, but the schadenfreude I'd feel as they unpersoned, debanked, and imprisoned every last one of these smug leftist fucks who couldn't just leave us alone would almost make it worth it.

Rarely do I see someone so terrifically ugly that even a 50x50 pixel thumbnail shows it.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The farms is the afterlife.

The farms is transcending reality now

Perhaps we don't exist. Perhaps we are just the snow globe fantasy of Chris Chan, and none of this is, was, or ever will be real...

How can I be alive when I am dead?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

 

[MysticLord]

I am just sharing my grandmother fried chihuahua recipe with anons, simply sharing delicious chihuahua tendies with the world here, no strings attached, no hidden agenda, just a pure culinary desire to spread the love of chihuahua tendies

Ok then, let's talk about the proper killing, prepare and serving of chihuahua. You will want to fry it using sewer oil for the extra flavor, cook him alive, it will help preserve the tenderness of the meat. Don't leave it for more than 30 minutes cooking otherwise the meat will lose all it's consistence. If you want to cook bigger dogs, it will need to be in the oven. Your local Chinese restaurants will probably have all the tools and spices you will need, just buy from them.

Hmmm that actually given me an appetite...

 

[Aunt Carol]

Among other things, my true fans don't think I'm retarded.

 

[Meat Target]

They will never take the bouncy castles from my heart. You hear that @Disheveled Faggot?? Every heart beat is a bounce.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Tonguing neovags must be what they make people do in hell.

without the boob jobs she could never fit that much text on her t-shirts. So she has that going for her now.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Huh, all this time I thought he was specifically the rape god, but you’re right.

 

[Haffhart]

The center line from this meme:

LOGIC IS A COWARDLY JEWISH TRICK! ARISTOTLE WAS A JEW!!

 

[Pizdec]

I'd bang that retard hard enough to knock out that extra chromosome.

 

[Meat Target]

You're worrying about a bunch of fags too much.

This jutjaw faggot rent boy is just a miserable miserable person.

Guys my country is falling into Authoritarianism right now could you hold off on the forum faggotry until after all of the protestors are dead?

 

[Blackhole]

Will you guys stop arguing with fuckin' Dyn? It's like watching a bunch of cats chase a laser pointer.

I am a licensed psychiatrist in Minecraft.

Gender and Sex can be different, except when they're the same in which case they're identical and also Gender is a social construct so doesn't really exist anyway so neither does sex except when it's responsible for gender euphoria.

Also there's a pipe bomb in your letterbox for even daring to question the logic, sweetie.

yass prograss :beyonce_sipping_water.gif: