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[CobraPlissken]

WTF is it with middle-aged gay men eating eachother?

The only thing Max Landis makes me feel sorry about is there was no take your kid to work day back in the 80's.

Usually I’m all over a thread with medical content but this one is a tome of truly ghastly things that read like mengele’s spankfic.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You lucky people, look at what I bring you today. I can already see the evil cissies frothing at their mouths in jealousy over this stunning and brave amhole.

Agree that it's sadly funny that she can't figure out why she is no longer doing well as an e-thot, after having cut off her breasts. This is like New Coke levels of poor marketing research.

Am I the only one who wants to squirt lemon juice, salt and hot sauce into it?

 

[CobraPlissken]

The only period role I can see Olly playing is perhaps... I don't know, Shakespearean Buffalo Bill.

Buffalo William?

"Wouldst thou bed me?"

Well it’s nice to see that rumors of Meatloaf’s demise were greatly exaggerated.

>having an insane ex
>fundamentally female experience

These photos gave me a negative erection, now my cock is inside my pelvis. Thank you, now I have to dilate!

They went to one of those woowoo birthing centers where you can blow out your asshole and they pat your hand and put you in a bathtub.

Problem History: TRANS-SEXUALISM, SEXUAL DEVIATIONS AND DISORDERS

Barb Wire? More like "Blob Crier!"

Synonyms for "Yeet the Teets":

... Watch her headlights ride away
... "Pack your bags, funbags"
... Stick her rack in the luggage rack
... Lose a boob in the London Tube
... Mail each bristol away to Bristol
... Give her pair a pair of one-way-tickets
... Send her titties to some distant cities

 

[Big Nasty]

War is a troon.

Great job everybody sucking dick in this thread.

 

[Meat Target]

Please recite six hail gorillions for your sins

 

[Local Fed]

This entire thread can be described as being flashbanged by words.

You wanna talk totalitarian dystopia? Let's talk about the fact that my God-given right to rate people dumb and autistic has been taken from me.

Arm gunt.

I have perfected the CIA art of astral projection so if someone tried to force me to watch anime I would simply be playing DOTA in my head.

A fucking Nazi furry has just articulated the struggle that goes on within my heart every day.

 

[Meat Target]

A military truck armored with plywood is quite possibly the most Russian thing that has ever existed.

Be real with us, how many times have you masturbated to dead Russians today?

 

[Double Dee]

What part of the TOS of the site dedicated to documenting and laughing at Internet weirdos prohibits documenting and laughing at Internet weirdos?

Even us space jews know how to use a toilet.

The tranny granny is suing null to become a janny?

Saving the white race one homosexual feline anal fisting at a time.

Conclusion: Dismiss and compel arbitration. And smack his pee pee and call him a dumbass.

I made the mistake of talking to Americans, and now I'm angry.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Well shit, I guess that's where they piss now.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Please stop fighting guys, this is the war thread

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

She’s going to prove a point about empty grocery store shelves by eating pocket pine needles in front of strangers?
Fantastic.
Take that conservatives!

She reminds me of those deeply traumatized monkeys from the stress studies of the 50's.

It's not always political, her fights with her parents are always over unhinged nonsense like bread.

Horse paste save the Queen!

 

[Meat Target]

PRELIMINARY REPORTS STATE THAT IMPORTANT UKRANIAN ANTI AIRCRAFT WEAPONRY WAS RENDERED INOPERABLE DUE TO GLUE AND TOOTHPICKS STUCK IN THEIR COMPONENTS, UKRANIAN SECURITY FORCES ON THE LOOKOUT FOR FAT BALDING AMERICAN SUSPECT.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Kinda off topic, but why you don't side with the anti-porn crowd? and how do you know so much about hentai?

 

[Meat Target]

How much fed could a fed post fed if a fed post could post fed.

 

[Just A Butt]

biology is only one of my passions cosmology and deep space is my main love.

 

[Socrates]

lol "deep space" like the deep space where his cock used to be lmao

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Oh look it is stupid. Look fuck nuts You are a noob you have no clue what you are talking about. You know I wish we still had the dark web.
I would love to access the back web once again and ban you from the internet for good. And once done you would never gain access ever again.
Then as many had found out daddy came home found out you got his physical address banned and beat you nearly to death.

It was wonderful being an MSN level 4 admin back in the old days

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Take some shrapnel to the neck for 4-5x monthly subscribers or slip in to obscurity...

And you're the bad guy if you call out these people for being complete fucking freaks.

 

[Meat Target]

When will we end Greenland's expansionist rein of terror?

Zoe Quinn is the modern day Helen of Troy.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Touch grass, have sex, smoke a blunt, do something holy shit.

It's winter, faggot. The grass is dead.