random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Zero Day Defense]

And the name of the husband: Coomer McBoomer.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

monkey slave labor sounds based as fuck tbh

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Once again the power of the almighty word nigger cleaves someone's life in twain.

 

[Mannibal]

More like "Sadness and Stinkditches"

It's dangerous alright... dangerously based

They're, like, fighting the system man. They ain't giving money to THE MAN. Love is love, man.

Have an alpaca blanket.

The topsoil identifies as healthy.

cockroach sophisticate.

This premier of the pig porn slug edition is just a cash grab.

Noah is fat and I would sell cocaine to him (to make him less fat).

1. How dare you
2. Take that back

Is this the hamster in the fucking air fryer?

Damn she's already planning to eat the poor nigga

I despair at humanity that anyone ever had sex with her.

He went from being a romance scammer to a hostage.

(One of the quotes may be wrong, but I don’t know how to fix it)

 

[Faceless Whore]

If Wokeness was Cigarettes, the warning label would read:
'Wokeness causes Bank Failures, Paedophilia, Nigger Ass Rape and Suicide Bombings'

 

[TV's Adam West]

It's official lore now, Phil's depression made him masturbate in the room with the web cam in, and it was on the whole time huh

 

[Spud]

I have broken this dude's mind by not liking Linux or anime and I didn't even realize I was doing it.

 

[Faceless Whore]

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He is also an active member of a site called Kiwi Farms. They have caused the suicides of at least 4 people. They have a section on their site dedicated to causing my demise

 

[Spud]

Rape is appealing because we live in a society

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Nick and his followers are dangerous to the establishment even if you think they're goofy retards.

 

[Meat Target]

Ya got to love Patrick. You could have a magical machine that clones a dozen of him, give them all separate Twitter accounts, and they would start attacking each other on social media.

 

[Pissmaster]

This is worse than posting tubgirl. Fuck you. Now that's all I can think about.

 

[JustSomeDong]

If you're confident enough to put pink on your flag, that says a lot about your balls.

So sayeth Null, todays MATI about 9 minutes in.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

It's not like you can go buy fent at CVS.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

right after her case i wanted to fuck her... its ok, i was 6 at the time

its the zoomer equivalent of old days youtube when it was full of fat retards posting themselves being fat retards

 

[Gentlebastard]

What the fuck is "gender: questioning" and "sexual identity: questioning"???

It’s the groomer version of Stolen Valor.

Fucking meatball with toothpicks in it physique over here.

Welcome to the Farms, faggot.

its a showcase for just how low humanity can go. If I was an alien race I would use it a case study to avoid humans at all costs.

Retard fails to understand that a retard will always be a retard.

I guess I underestimated the power of autism.

IT IS ILLEGAL TO REFUSE TO HIRE A PERV IN A DRESS FOR YOU DAYCARE BECAUSE HES A PERV IN A DRESS.

What reveals our character are the choices we make about urination.

Girl on Bumble asked me if I knew who Chris Chan was so I said yes and she unmatched me. I am so sad and confused.

He struck me as a loveless loser who couldn’t afford to buy a wife, so offering himself up as a green card marriage seemed logical.

belive it or not i actually have gotten laid off cat calling before. its why i wasnt allowed in the incel club

He just has lazy, wrong, or shittakes and that gets him a career? Fuck, I should start a YT react channel.

If you ever have a child who is a reddit moderator you need to kill them to restore the family honor.

i'm going to be autistic here

this reminded me of a post on r/heroin i saw a while ago and i'm trying so hard to find it now but i can't. it read "Last night I accepted Islam for a baggie"

I am not at liberty to say more about this topic, lest I reveal my powerlevel.

I appreciate everyone's efforts in trying to explain basic interaction to this socially incapacitated man, but I'm sure it's flying right over his head.

In all fairness, most of us are just enjoying the spectacle and think everyone involved is kinda retarded.

 

[Law]

You literally quoted right I was already fixing my post, bravo you impatient retard nigger. Goes to show that you have suffered from ADHD.

 

[Table Country]

If you had told Harriet Tubman there would be niggers in dresses pretending to be men in the near future, she would have sat on the back of the bus.

Green Ireland stole me lucky charms from Orange Ireland, and we were too polite to take it back.

 

[vomitusdeux]

He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A power bottom.

i have Diseases

For counter examples, see that new poster dog fuck girl, who changed her dog fucking quote after I quoted it to pretend she didn't say it. I don't know much, but I do know that cow doesn't put the cart away when she's done shopping for her dog fucking supplies.

"I don't have enough spoons" - bitch, here's a knife, go slit your wrists and shut the fuck up.

But I guess commies queefing in solidarity didn't bother to think of that.

But on 4chan they'd call this kid a broccoli-haired faggot and tell him to kill himself, because unlike TikTok, 4chan has class.

This brick-jawed menace has been awfully quiet lately.

the diaped up doo doo lover

Oh, so that's why pooners are depicted with bright pink skin.

Thanking your discord mods at the end of your thread is insane lmao

I don't care if the choice was between meigh and Mila Kunis, or meigh and Scarlett Johansson.
If I had the choice to impregnate a buck toothed lolicon pedo or a coin clipper, I'd do the horse bride happily.
Just to hear the jewess kvetch about it, and to have the satisfaction of knowing that she'll be the last baby dick biter on earth.
"Oy vey Goy, you have to have sex with me, or you'll be genociding the chosen people. Oh gawd, it's like anuddah shoah"

>Rose
>she/her
>first picture is of panties with obvious penis bulge

This thread makes me feel like a cleaner who just walked into a hotel room occupied by a schizo who's covered the walls with photos connected with seemingly no rhyme or reason to each other with bits of string.

Women really are the niggers of the human race

The only reason I believe he’s Jewish is because insanity runs in their families, and this person is nuts.

We need to normalise saying nigger in public and saying it all the time. I'm so colorblind that I call random whites on the street nigger, by accident.

"I dilated a Disney employee"

Meatloaf here, looking rougher than I'd expect for a dead guy.

I was confused why I didn't have this thread watched, until I was immediately reminded why I don't have this thread watched.

Being sterilised and left with untreated mental health problems is part of their culture, bigot.

What motivation would anyone have for developing AI voice chatbot in a perfect replica of an obscure meth-addled reheated diaper lover and potential monkey killer/fucker/eater?

I hate that Pamperchu sounds kind of like Null

I miss when the worst thing Pamperchu did was walk into Babies R Us dressed like Tommy Pickles.

How many people can say they've sexually assaulted a stuffed animal?

I'd be willing to bet a disheartening number of people, unfortunately.

This is like asking if sodomy is gay with a condom on.

Does he still have that old ass creepy Asian sugar daddy?

are you still on that inbred fag getting domed? jfc give it up already

*Holy water. Distilled isn't enough for what this guy is

I feel like those feet pics should be censored

Being a tranny is inherently dysgenic. It's great they'll never reproduce! Plus you don't want those hereditary mental illness genes in the gene pool, do we?

Fueled by meth and microwaved diapers.

Hate it when I have a messy orgasm and the cum stains my Che Guevara poster.

Somehow this is LESS surprising than Chris raping Snorlax.

All the real biological guys would take one look and actually piss themselves from the correct part of their real penis whilst laughing.

The concentrated autism of this. Your mother should have drown you in a basin.

Drug-addicted diaper fetish furfag pedophile zoosadist... the adjectives just keep fucking piling up for this bastard.

has anyone told them you can enjoy the great outdoors without mutilating yourself?

"I wanted to cut my vulva but I fell asleep from crying" is one of the poonerist statements any mentally ill pooner ever made.

If the FBI was confident . They would’ve done something to stop furry Jeffrey Dahmer.

He should've just stuck to stomping on wet diapers in his bathtub like he was trying to make wine.

I dare these people to look upon this thread and tell me that euthanization is not the most humane solution for an individual such as this.

"Having a salami stapled to my groin is great for my self confidence. It is amazing being a sexually dysfunctional mutilated freak who is targeted only by extremely desperate perverts and fetishists. My life is exactly how my yaoi fanfictions were, I am truly living everything I've ever dreamed and not regretting every second of my nightmarish existence as I irreparably ruined my body through surgery and hormones, contemplating suicide every waking moment of my life."

So pube beard and the voice of a cartoon Christmas elf. That doesn't make you a man.

someone should edit the brown fujo into a FTM troon

we're talking about a rabbit raping pedophile who microwaves used diapers that he steals, that's pretty tame in comparison.

Trooning out will transform your sex life the same way the USAF transformed Nagasaki.

it's gross that this chick is sitting on a public bench bleeding through her clothes.

I know it's just an ad and it's not real blood but still what a dumb idea

Yeah, I always wanted to fuck the serpentine from Ninjago.

What, no Ursula the Unexpected and Incredibly Embarrassing Flooding Episode Due To Endometriosis?

My ex-girlfriend lost her virginity to one after just two months. She wore cat lingerie with the tail and everything. Meanwhile, I wait two years and she just leaves me after that without having sex with me at all. What an absolute fucking whore.

I have a TB of ram why would I worry about closing tabs SMH

I can't for the life of me understand why you think posting a screenshot with tabs of the porn you watch is a good idea.

You say that, but I never took a hatchet to my genitals so let's just call it even.

No one wants to touch anything that looks like a graffitied train station toilet wall, and is likely as cold and fragrant as one.

Nigga, when your face looks like this, it's not "dysmoprhia", you really just are extremely ugly.

hopefully your yaoi will keep you warm and valid at night.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Scientists are utterly retarded. I'm seriously doubting the whole round earth myself, it makes no fucking sense if there are multiple layers in the core now... That would make gravity fucky because its has already been without adding more layers.

sex work is real work unless it involves anime

Imagine being the baby that was conceived with that shit riddled cum.

Pussy napkins.

Where are the nudes

Super aggravated sexual assault II Turbo: Hyper Raping.

Super aggravated sexual assault II Turbo: Hyper Raping HD Game of the Year with DLC included

BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO

It's this kind of body horror that keeps me up at night. What if I have a male twin inside me? Does that make me gay?

Also as a rule of thumb people don't normally get pregnant up there.

Looks like a better penis than half the shit in the SRS thread.

That makes me a faggot, not necessarily gay.

Well it's only March so let's not suck each others dicks yet.

You mean there's a non reckless, environmentally sound and professional manner to dump fuel?

Lmao I read that as "I dilated a Disney employee" at first. Tbf that's not exactly a far fetched story for Disney cultists

I miss when radiation was cool and gave us giant things and super powers instead of cancer and death.

50's radiation was the best

Youre saying thats disgusting but you chew on women's pubes like cows on grass.