random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MrJokerRager]

A young boy asks his father about the traditional clothes he's wearing

"Father, why do you wear sandals?"
"Abdul, my son, these are to keep the scorching sands from burning our feet"

"Father, why do you wear the robe?"
"Abdul, my son, this is no robe! It's a tunic, called a kurta. It's loose and flowing, to keep us cool under the burning desert sun"

"But Father..."
"Yes, Abdul, my son?"
"We live in Bradford"

 

[Gentlebastard]

They can be faggots but so can we it's why this isn't a monolith.

No matter how you feel about directly interacting with lolcows, you cannot tell me howler monkeys getting told to enjoy prison isn't funny.

what the fuck would you know about a job, you disgusting half-dead swollen tick?

Silly tranny the internet is forever

This is either the most or least self-aware thing that strokebrain has ever posted.

I suspect the latter.

It's worse than even that revolting picture first appears

Tranch IV: Donner Girl Party

These people are genuinely gross and revolting, way beyond kinda weird and degenerate. They probably need to be institutionalized and medicated.

Sorry but the more you find out, the more they sound like a true crime murder-suicide story in progress.

This might not end well.

I don't know if his mom is trying to prove that his trooning out is just for attention but if she is, she's doing a pretty good job at it lol.

Trannies having basic respect and not making everything about themselves challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

The maniac is trying to cook a perpetual stew or master stock

Oh god oh god oh god
how have these troons not died yet

Christ, never seen a more miserable bunch of bastards!

To make up please light you Fauci prayer candle while you double mask and make your PFP the Ukraine flag Palestinian Flag.

 

[Nitro!]

It's really like a bunch of retards slap-fighting at the edge of a cliff.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

But goes to show you: never engage with a woman, never talk or be friendly with a woman, never be alone with a woman in a room or be in a 1 on 1 chat.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's like watching the learned helplessness experiments but the scientists also somehow taught one of the dogs to grift the welfare system, and the other dog occasionally challenged the lab assistants to a machete fight.

 

[Tablet County]

"a second staffer has buggered in the senate."
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If I had a nickel for every time a congressman filmed themselves having gay sex, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

I guess I shouldn't say I'm disappointed that he's not actually a pedophile

Several days later, Mr. Roper and Mr. Hafer were working alone in a conference room when Mr. Hafer turned to Mr. Roper and said, “Why don’t we close that door and butt fuck the shit out of each other?” Mr. Roper rejected the sexual proposition and the meeting continued in awkward tension

I took him to the bathroom and said, "Enjoy prison, kitten," before going to bed. Didn't think about this until I woke up for work.

If you're not going to be some young ladies husband (as God intended) you're going to be my wife.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Cyrax is a character invented by cobes to troll people

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I remember in the 2020 elections, everyone kept saying we needed to get rid of Trump in order to get decency and decorum back in Washington.

Now I'm convinced that decency and decorum are the names of anal lube brands.

They going to open a subsection on Twitch called “Congressional Meeting” at the rate we’re going

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

Just a reminder that r/incest does not tolerate bigotry

 

[JustSomeDong]

Red dot sights, akin to Satan's butthole, carry symbolic weight, representing a concealed source of power and control. The red dot, like the devil's butthole, symbolizes calculated and targeted influence.


Similar to the allure of Satan's realm, the red dot's glow exudes a captivating charm, luring individuals into its tactical web. This allure is a strategic advantage, compelling others to align with the possessor of this metaphorical butthole.

In conclusion, the metaphorical link between red dot sights and Satan's butthole underscores the calculated, strategic, and influential nature of the wielder. It suggests a mastery that transcends conventional morality, aligning with Machiavellian principles that advocate for whatever means necessary to achieve and maintain power in the complex tapestry of human affairs.

 

[Pedophobe]

Turns out "I want to be an authoritarian despot" and "I have some autistic and extremely stupid ideas about rail in my country" do go hand in hand.

Lolcows and their stubborn determination to publicly embarrass themselves just for us to document for eternity.

At first, I didn't give a fuck about them. Then I despised them, but later I just felt pity for these gullible fucking retards, but looks like we're back to square two.

 

[oopsie doodle]

Ah yes, the DSM-5 lists 'Publicly showing your testicles' as the most common symptom of social anxiety.

 

[AnOminous]

RekietaLaw	REMEMBER. Mary had an afir nd go forgave her fo being a sluyt	2023-12-23 05:23:30 -0600 CST
RekietaLaw	SO,, THE ANSWER IS....GET JEWISH WOMEN PREGGERS...THAT MAY BE JESDUS

Drunkieta.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"I was brutally attacked on social media" qualifies as random_text.txt.

I will be watching with great interest and great horror.

Well, that's clearly a mentally stable individual who should definitely be in possession of firearms.

He's so fat, in both body and spirit, that his fat can't be contained to a single mortal form; this means he spontaneously generates other fat retards in the world.

Edit: it could be because I'm retarded (I am) or because I don't understand Twitter (I don't), but for the life of me I couldn't find a reason for that response.

The past 5 years have totally been worth it. I was re-xeeted by an old Asian queer today.

He also thinks most Kiwi's are mad at him, while most Kiwi's are just laughing their ass off at this dumb retard.

I like the first one. The drool accentuates my original idea

Enjoy Christmas, stalkers. You have been instructed, many dozens of times, to have a holly jolly Christmas. Failure to do so constitutes felony Humbug.

Everyone knows you use a bread knife to cut tomatoes. What the fuck lmao.

Comedy is dead if this guy is succeeding at it.

Look, it's pretty obvious they're just depicting him as black to show he's primitive.

I think I might've actually gotten cancer from looking at this.

Just as a reminder that the non interference policy of this place also applies to you, as in self harm is discouraged. As such reading Rick's books is not recommended and I can't cosign any of it. There are people out there who care for you, you do not have to resort to these drastic measures. Friends do not let friends read Tomlinson books.

I hope she never is granted the gift of self awareness, because holy shit, I’d end myself.

Don't you remember learning about Jesus' encounter with the Samaritan, and how He called a F-100 for a napalm strike?

Everytime I think I've seen the most degenerate subreddit I get unpleasantly surprised when reddit users dig deeper.

Do we have a trans pool, like a dead pool?

 

[Hitman One]

Scarlet Moon Shadows, also known as Dragongurl69

 

[Tablet County]

The more I dig into other cows, the more I find myself getting sidetracked looking at random zoophiles on Twitter.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There were men fucking little boys for recreation, but in their defense, they never turned into women and did it. It was honest boy-fucking.

 

[Seafarer]

Nick can't say anything with a straight face. It's always a totally gay face. Because he's a gigantic faggot.

 

[AgendaPoster]

The people who use this site are niggers who can't control themselves

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

What are testicles if not a bag of loose skin?