random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[cyber insecurity]

This guy even believes he syncs his poo cramps to his wife's menstrual cramps...View attachment 5936329

your need for "scientific proof" is malicious

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The cum drink and that face make me wince every time.

I would ally with a Wendigo for metals. Just feed them homeless people and federal agents. We can chill.

And in the end The Metaverse of freely shared corporate IPs was defeated by the first Japanese company to stomp out of the room and take all their toys with them, as had always been the obvious flaw with the ludicrous idea from day one.

Every time I see the word NFT I think that it stands for "Niggers for Trade".

"Muslims commit crimes in non-muslim countries because there exists no Shariah to keep their niggerish behavior in check"
kek

 

[NoReturn]

Theyre gonna find your corpse in your home curled up like a rolly poly when you finally die after a short bitter life of sucking your own dick.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Has she tried not looking like a smelly pirate hooker?

P.s. Your tattoos are shit and I can see line wobbles from a thumbnail on a fucking mobile screen, next time your BPD arse wants to ruin lives you might want to hit up your tattooist first and return the favour.

This fucking lunatic is replying to a post from two fucking years ago.

Shoggoths, being a servitor species, actually contribute to society. Pat doesn't.

 

[Cnidarian]

and have already advanced to eating other people, which I find culturally superior to eating dirt, if slightly more uncouth.

 

[Aunt Carol]

We are Anal Cunt?

Tool isn't even rap music.

 

[Seafarer]

are crackheads the future of streaming?
-pros:
energetic
funny / entertaining
stream easily for 18 hours a days 3 days straight

 

[Peewee Herman]

This is just pure fucking gold. I don't ask for much but please make it happen.
Since picture isn't working server issues.
"Theocracy is evil, I lost nachos because of it. You all saw it"
Lucas Werner

Fuckin hysterical I legit have been laughing for minutes.

 

[Tablet County]

You sound like Keynes, who in fact, was a homosexual.

If the leftist talking points are correct global warming could obliterate a billion POCs in the next decade. We need to learn to harness this power.

I think the Internet has made way too many spergs believe that ideological disagreements have to be the defining aspect of how you relate to other people.

I disagree and will murder you.

 

[Meat Target]

Name: lunchtime rowdy
Identification: rampaging reveler
Genus: unruly youth
Genome: jogger
Environment: sheeeeeeeeit
Relatives: mother only known relative

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I'm not sure if I would agree, if you look at the smoke from another angle I think from body cam 1 you can see it's streaming straight up fast and voluminous from one spot like a smoke bomb. I've rapid fired good ammo as well as Russian and 40 year old Alb*nian stuff and never have seen anything like that. (Just paper targets trees and trash and stuff though, I didn't know where any pedos were) I saw a YouTube comment thinking maybe a li-ion phone battery got hit? I've never seen that happen before and maybe it does look like a smoke bomb pretty instantly but I dunno.

Upon seeing a trollpost I made to bait Keffals, he said he'd put a transformer up his amhole like my custom title suggestion after his amhole revision if he was paid. 500$. Obviously, this 500$ would be wasted on pot & toys, and he might try to faildox in the process. It's not even getting an upperhand for him since I'm 90% sure a pointy part of the transformer would damage the lining of his neo amhole, it could possibly result in another trip to the doctor or ER, or more scar tissue. So plesse, Kevin, don't.

@Stupid Sexy Flanders HANDS OFF THE KEYBOARD I CAN TELL WHAT YOU WANT TO DO FROM HERE

Punctuation. Use punctuation, you autistic motherfucker.

I'm not siding with the other dude, but you realize he was referencing Apocalypse Now and not a WW2 Colonel, right?

Sometimes the only winning move is not to play to get kicked out of the competition due to poor BO.

I would need to google a couple of these but I think it's best to preserve some mystery.

Godwin-ass thread

I respect a man who respects gargoyles and parapets more than resale value.

what we need is another nixon

Left dangling, breadsticks protruding from his orifices, a modern day reworking of St Sebastian.

If all of the rape, arson and murder didn't push people over the edge, you'd think that the livestock theft would.

I hope MANY skulls were cracked

As much less funny as that is than getting throat gonorrhea from eating garbage tampons, that may be a more likely explanation.

Unfortunately the joke is at their expense, which makes it funnier.

A semi secret autist club, open to both sexes, but with fewer silly handshakes and unfortunately no lodges.

Because for such a tiny, irrelevant group of people, they occupy a massive amount of space in the brains of propagandists.

MISINFORMATION - IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!

Guys you can't post one word replies it's a bannable offense

Some people just really like dusters

I hope Biden has to go to New Guinea to apologize in person and they fuckin eat him.

 

[glass_houses]

You won't win this kind of fight. It's like fighting a retard in real life: if you win, you only beat up a retard, and if you lose, you'll be known as the guy who got his ass kicked by a retard.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

I don't think that will fit.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

"I'm 100% straight but the male naked body is far more aesthetically pleasing than the female one."
Thanks Jurassic Fart, very cool

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

it makes it look like everyone who replies to them look like schizos talking to themselves

 

[monstrous bubo]

"I am not delusional. I am confident."

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm not interested in Babysoots; I'm only interested in his wounds.

It's not that polycule's responsibility to adapt living on a mountain to accommodate someone who can't manage the woodsman lifestyle.

 

[Cronkle]

The Year of The Kiwi barrels on.

We are the internet's conscience.
We are the troon-tramplers and the tard-wranglers.
We are your singing garbage men, Sir and Madam,
and we march in cadence behind you, spamming memes that some think antisemitic.
We bury your groomers and their reputations.
We bury you. We are the 'Farms.
And soon we shall discuss the moderation of your thread.

 

[Nigor]

Oh no the evil cunny word

 

[Gentlebastard]

Bitch, not only would I not give you a job I would be calling the fucking Vatican and asking them to send me an Inquisitor to make sure that you aren't a demon.

She was born to sell fake rubber dog poo.

For my own sanity I will pretend this article is AI generated rage bait and didn't actually happen. Blissful ignorance!

I will shit on this judge's lunch, just watch.

the meanie nasty normies don't understand how breaking into someones house and collecting their hair/toenails is true wuv or how forbidding your partner from having friends at all is totally healthy

Oh I have so missed the thousand xeet a minute sprees...

There is something rather sick in a man unironically calling himself brave. Its something innately offensive as it screams shallow vanity and unearned self importance

When its done in reference to your toilet calling you fat on social media and telling the cops you are grinding niglets into pepperoni, it becomes agonizingly hilarious

There is no word for the kind of existential hate I currently feel

He's like a retarded Sisyphus performing an even more pointless task.

That is bizarre even for someone looking to be outraged.

That doc is a fun read, it's pure masturbatory schizo-tranny rambling. I think my favorite quote from it doubles as a perfect warning sign for you're getting into when you read it:

"I am not delusional. I am confident."

I can't count how many times I've gotten in my vehicle without looking in front of it and ended up running over eight children who happened to be sitting in a line directly in front of it.

I don't know where these fuckin' kids keep coming from or why it never seems to make the news, but it's starting to creep me out.

I have said before that bodycam channels are like shooting fish in a barrel but this one was particularly amusing.