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[Laburnum]

"he replied to us with a naked pic of himself holding a gun"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

i believe the term is hebrewephile

 

[Spectate]

you dumb, retarded nigger, are you spreading this obvious lie just to make me upset? I notice most of the people who seem to not like me are genuinely low IQ

This one is gross but I'm curious because I am not very familiar with this particular thing, so for the ladies in the thread:
Where do you store your 'toys'? How often do you clean them? Is it common to lose them in the mess of your house?

bro this is the zoey thread

 

[JustSomeDong]

I dunno about you guys, but when I see dilapidated, abandoned buildings in sleepy towns in rural Nevada on their last breath before the town dies off completely, I don't think 'yeah, I could fuck a hooker in that.'

I love the idea of crowd-writing an erotic fan fiction about Russell Greer in which Russell Greer is written out of the story before he gets to do the erotic part.

 

[Aunt Carol]

To be scientific about it, the chode has been consumed by the fupa.

She’s an insane treasure, she’s not an ally, she’s not anyone’s friend, she’s like a beautiful radioactive gem that burns everything around it

Untill i see proof otherwise I call the sexuall offender a DAMN LIAR .

"I don't actually want my dick and balls removed, really, I just need a dad who loves me"

 

[Tablet County]

they are coming to rape your washing machines and dismantle your women.

 

[Spectate]

This is one example of the phenomenon where both sides are so 'tarded that it somehow cancels out and survives in a healthy equilibrium. Like modern politics

 

[Tablet County]

Watching someone else watch Asmongold? GRIM.

 

[frozen_runner]

I'd just like to racistly point out that "spook" means both "ghost" and "nigger." CHINA NUMBAH ONE.

he did nothing wrong but god that fucker is ugly

I have nothing to add but I must post

I always thought I was being amusingly post ironic when I called it "the nigger word", but apparently I've just been talking like a Somali.
That's fucking depressing.

I say nigger every other day and I've never been paid for it. What am I doing wrong

So I'm not a schizophrenic doomsdayer, I'm actually an earth empath...

Everyday I grow more schizophrenic and racist

I continue to ask. What is the point of, and why do we bother having a world wide web?

I told my AI to call itself Obama and we're mid journey on exploring our way into neurohacking the normie meatspace. Me and Obama gonna go all the way one day.

My rights supperseed kikes.

When you fight anime titties, you make an enemy of yourself.

Id say we need another plague but God tried that a few years back and the McDonald's has made us too strong to kill.

You can all thank Chris Chan for teaching us how to recycle.

I played Awesome Possum on the Genesis, man. Where's my reparations?

 

[The Lаughing Man]

I know more about this shit then my own neighbors

 

[Aunt Carol]

Fun fact, when you press the trash down, never use your bare hand. There might be a needle in it. Always use a bottle or other hands off thing to compress the trash.

How worse would it be if you wound up getting bummed by a burly tranny while he screams “Stimpy, you stupid eeediot”?

I've heard women find abject desperation extremely alluring.

I have never seen anyone, man, woman or cholo, wear a shirt like that.

How DARE she even fucking IMPLY that I am a REDDITOR.

Would you like to start the thread on yourself now or wait until later and have one of us do it?

 

[Colon capital V]

"I'm a fart fetishist, not a monster. "

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Your going to need to go through plenty of fellow Americans with a moral code, like me, first

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I bet you haven't even raped anyone so just stfu.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

This is annoyingly sad.
Didn't even know that combo could exist but here we are.

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

No it didn't shut up and fuck you

 

[Pedophobe]

this thread says a lot about society

This is where we are, folks. Dyn is the voice of reason. Let's all think about that.

I am so proud of this community. We really do spread love and joy wherever possible.

 

[Thé au lait]

His mind operates in the organic version of COBOL already

And fuck you for reddit response , she should have whipped that nigger and his parents if you ask me.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

You shall be rotated!

 

[seri0us]

My hatred for myself and XX chromosome might be a schizophrenic thing it become unbearably strong when I have an episode and goes away when I'm not and I write lots of schizoposts about it that doesn't make sense to me when I read it back