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[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Because Rape is okay if the Rapist is Jason Mamoa.

I for one would feel just a liiiiittle bit weird if I went with my friends to have some dude shake his banana hammock in my face knowing I’m getting married that week.

Do it. Do it you wimp.

In between bites of room temp shrimp and sweaty cheese you could hear a couple of crack monsters fuckfighting the room over. It turns out you can turn the Chicken Dance up all you want, you're not drowning that out.

She just just kill herself for having such awful taste in names.

He should kill the other guy, then her, them himself. Inshallah.

NAMBLA should declare themselves a religion and then sue FedGov for not providing them with boys in prison.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I think about the only reason he's still alive is because murder is illegal.

It is also way less embarrassing to be a miserable drunk than a middle aged Transformers action figure collector

He's not worth it, is probably what it comes down to.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

There's a knock on your door, a sheriff is outside, who informs you that you're being charged with murder 1, murder 2, and manslaughter 420.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Words do indeed have great power. For example, this faggot's words have gotten many thousands of people to laugh at him and call him a faggot.

 

[Blackhole]

"MAN IS THE REAL MONSTER HERE"
"no the zombies are definitely the monsters idiot"

I wish all Shadman a very nice overdose.

 

[thisighuf]

 

[Local Fed]

And we laughed at Jerry Falwell for thinking Tinky Winky was gay.

Tell me more about this “Indian mole force”.

A character limit of 5000 means I can only say NIGGER 714 times in one post.

Someone who can jerk off to this should have to face a firing squad.

I can't help but feel that this might be the reason Sneed will get its own ADL page.

My deepest condolences. No one wants the worst case yaoi kpop fan scenario to happen.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Never underestimate the power of pussy.

Twitter is back up but don't go there unless you want to see a cup of piss.

 

[Meat Target]

Lay down with troons, get HIV.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm re-naming her Tentacle Dick, for obvious reasons.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The autistic puzzle pieces are all coming together.

Just keeping her clothes on would be a solid Plan B for this, though.

And secondly, I know a nigger when I see one.

The skeleton race war never ends.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

"Hola, mi nombre es Retardo"

I too start deleting evidence for what I'm saying as soon as it comes under any sort of skeptical scruitiny from internet observers.

When Caitlyn Jenner inevitably dies of autoerotic asphyxiation, will troons mourn their sister, or gleefully chortle at the death of a rich white Republican boomer?

You illiterate pile of faggots.

Desperate for Autism: a lifetime original movie.

Fellow Kiwis, how many of you want to fuck your friends?

Go directly into the OP. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

 

[Haramburger]

I'm glad to see shad deteriorate. His art led me down a dark path which comes to haunt and torment me more often than I'd like to admit. If I could go back and undo finding his drawings of Helen from Incredibles, I would do so in a heartbeat.
DIE, SHAD, DIE

 

[Bloitzhole]

holy fuck I want to impregnate null

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Of all the potential faces I could've gotten, I ended up with a femboy twink.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

but please do go off about how the depiction of American rich people as heinous "cartoon villains" guilty of such vile acts as *checks notes* making 69 jokes

 

[Meat Target]

If strapping on a fake set of titties is good enough to get you out of work, then I have to wonder where I can get a pair of those.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

he kept droning on to my dad about Star Wars and how he thinks that Jabba the Hutt raped Princess Leia and Ray is their daughter.

They should have to all wear anthropomorphic owl costumes.

And that's my contention with it. I was promised breasts, and unlike breasts, buttocks isn't something that is inherently nice. Breasts big or small, they are wonderful, but I find it hard to go crazy over all but the most exceptional looking of asses.

I am experiencing pressure in the lower abdomen that wishes to push waste product out of my rectum

I'm disappointed that nobody noticed the best part of this article: ACLU Hawaii's representative is named Wookie Kim. Now all I can think about is what a Korean Chewbacca might look/sound like.

Moxie Crimefighter

The first ape to hit two rocks together is the source of all our current woes.

 

[Hitman One]

"I don't know about you guys but the stench of alpaca shit, unwashed ass and rancid smegma is so hot uwu I wish I were a eunuch so I could revel in that stank anytime I want."

doesn't this nigger risk having his guts fall out of his fake pussy if he tries to touch himself?

 

[Meat Target]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Therapist
Therapist who?
The rapist who can go into a woman's spa because he put on a dress today!