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[Meat Target]

Please recite six hail gorillions for your sins

 

[Local Fed]

This entire thread can be described as being flashbanged by words.

You wanna talk totalitarian dystopia? Let's talk about the fact that my God-given right to rate people dumb and autistic has been taken from me.

Arm gunt.

I have perfected the CIA art of astral projection so if someone tried to force me to watch anime I would simply be playing DOTA in my head.

A fucking Nazi furry has just articulated the struggle that goes on within my heart every day.

 

[Meat Target]

A military truck armored with plywood is quite possibly the most Russian thing that has ever existed.

Be real with us, how many times have you masturbated to dead Russians today?

 

[Double Dee]

What part of the TOS of the site dedicated to documenting and laughing at Internet weirdos prohibits documenting and laughing at Internet weirdos?

Even us space jews know how to use a toilet.

The tranny granny is suing null to become a janny?

Saving the white race one homosexual feline anal fisting at a time.

Conclusion: Dismiss and compel arbitration. And smack his pee pee and call him a dumbass.

I made the mistake of talking to Americans, and now I'm angry.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Well shit, I guess that's where they piss now.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Please stop fighting guys, this is the war thread

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

She’s going to prove a point about empty grocery store shelves by eating pocket pine needles in front of strangers?
Fantastic.
Take that conservatives!

She reminds me of those deeply traumatized monkeys from the stress studies of the 50's.

It's not always political, her fights with her parents are always over unhinged nonsense like bread.

Horse paste save the Queen!

 

[Meat Target]

PRELIMINARY REPORTS STATE THAT IMPORTANT UKRANIAN ANTI AIRCRAFT WEAPONRY WAS RENDERED INOPERABLE DUE TO GLUE AND TOOTHPICKS STUCK IN THEIR COMPONENTS, UKRANIAN SECURITY FORCES ON THE LOOKOUT FOR FAT BALDING AMERICAN SUSPECT.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Kinda off topic, but why you don't side with the anti-porn crowd? and how do you know so much about hentai?

 

[Meat Target]

How much fed could a fed post fed if a fed post could post fed.

 

[Just A Butt]

biology is only one of my passions cosmology and deep space is my main love.

 

[Socrates]

lol "deep space" like the deep space where his cock used to be lmao

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Oh look it is stupid. Look fuck nuts You are a noob you have no clue what you are talking about. You know I wish we still had the dark web.
I would love to access the back web once again and ban you from the internet for good. And once done you would never gain access ever again.
Then as many had found out daddy came home found out you got his physical address banned and beat you nearly to death.

It was wonderful being an MSN level 4 admin back in the old days

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Take some shrapnel to the neck for 4-5x monthly subscribers or slip in to obscurity...

And you're the bad guy if you call out these people for being complete fucking freaks.

 

[Meat Target]

When will we end Greenland's expansionist rein of terror?

Zoe Quinn is the modern day Helen of Troy.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Touch grass, have sex, smoke a blunt, do something holy shit.

It's winter, faggot. The grass is dead.

 

[Meat Target]

The Ukrainians aren't Chechens or other subspecies likely to explode on contact.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Jesus told me to tell you guys. He said you were based and would understand.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Also lol at Lurch thinking he's above crackheads when his sanctum is like Crazy Eyes Jerome's, my brand new imaginary friend who squats at a long-abandoned Gary, Indiana Chuck E Cheese on a bed of Chinese knockoff prizes, and whose crackhead adventures I now want chronicled in a children's book.

Okay, Joe, time to go home. You’ve had enough. We’ve had enough. Put some clothes on under your McQueen vagina cardigan, bite your wife again (lovingly), and take a nap.

Your message is legitimately unhinged, islamic and autistic, but i got a good belly laugh out of that part, so thank you, Hentai Scholar.

Exactly. I make no excuses. I make no diversions. This is autistic. This is unhinged. No doubt about it.
This is fantasy, IMAGINARY porn. That is the only distinction I will make.

 

[Meat Target]

Only gamers want a country not run by retarded oligarchs, maybe they really are the most oppressed minority

Look, we're all adults, we've all killed hookers and beaten off to it. There's no need to brag.