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Irish polar explorers are a white supremacist dogwhistle.

Teens choke women during sex because of tvs shows.

I choke women during sex because I hate them.

We are not the same.

I do have a soft spot for Dawkins because he's brilliant on the subject of evolution but I wish he had the moral conviction to discuss neck-up evolution in homo-pyramidbuildicus.

>stop buying food
>die

>stop buying water
>die

>stop buying social contract points (paying taxes)
>glowniggers send me to jail and Big Vanja Kurvamov sodomizes me to death
>???
>die
 
I'm not sure which is weirder from that list - the bike reflector or the hot towel. How in the fuck do you lose a whole towel up your cunt?

Your threads wound my soul always.

I'm not sure if I love or hate that international diplomatic incidents now involve emojis

This is why you should winterise your vagina.

People say everything went wrong when women were given the vote. In actuality its probably when they were allowed to act in the 1660s.

I don't believe in God or Santa Claus, but the Tooth Fairy exists and wears boots.

It occurs to me that I made a post just like this a few months back. Huh, maybe I'm the old man yelling at the sky.

Look at those meaty man hands. You could break an oxen's neck with those.

Your friend should consider being slightly less homosexual. I mean seriously what is wrong wtih him? He sounds incredibly gay.

I'm gonna pretend this fake as fuck story is completely real for a minute, but that shit is upsetting to read about.

We are sure going to have an egg on our face when it's found that the only plant capable of growing in martian soil is the Tomlinson Tomato, the extremely resilient variant that evolved in a fat retard's salted backyard.

He is gay. Could be why he's so snobbish about meat grinding and mincing.

>explaining yourself or even talking to redditards
Why on earth would you ever do that lol
My job as a professional troll demanded it, my boss would've fired me otherwise.

His delusions boil down to "why are they replacing the zirconia on my ring with real diamonds?" Totally idiotic, fat and illiterate.

The patients are fighting each other again back in Bedlam

the brain of a retarded dorky teenager in the body of a 40something alcoholic
 
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Let Wednesday Addams be gay!"

... and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

that's my unpopular opinion for today. I kind of like Mao Zedong.

Welcome to 2024 where in order to laugh at fat bitches with BPD smoking meth pipes they found on the floor and men being surprised that mangling their dicks didn't improve their sex lives, we have to hang out with the Hitler was a goodboi crowd.

If you personally can rise to a position of power that lets you run things off a cliff, that will be your right as one of the Great Men of History. If you're a big fan of MATI and Metokur streams, probably just keep playing video games and maybe try and find a girlfriend.

Current year is just an IQ test on how much money you need to make so you can get away from the civil rights act legally.

if I were Queen of the Jews I’d make the rabbis eat their mechitza stick by stick so that they shit splinters till the Third Temple lands.

Sun Tzu says, 'Let your smell cloud their strategy and clear the table'.

OH OH ONE SIX
FEMALE RAPISTS, MOST HAVE DICKS

We're not gonna leave our basements until we get government-issued waifus!

My autistic mind can't even fathom hating Rush.
 
The food in Turkey IS great, and there are cats in the restaurants.

I actually have it on good authority that while Abrams was out shooting a scene in the desert heat, his very thoughts were, "I wonder what Mr. Plinkett will think of this shot."

I DARE you to tip your fedora inside a MOSQUE without getting DECAPITATED!!!

INTERSTELLAR SIGNAL LINKED TO ALIENS WAS ACTUALLY JUST A TRUCK

Careful man, the kangz from Alpha Centauri might take exception to this and shoot your ass with ray guns, but the gravity difference will make them miss and accidentally set fire to the dollar tree.
 
I've seen better psyops from my dog when I ask him who ate the food off my plate when I answered the door

Their very existence disproves the concept of white supremacy as an ideology.

Watching Kevin air out every revolting thought that manages to congeal in his synaptic cesspool is pretty hilarious no matter what form it takes. Fully inhabiting his blithe bimbo mode and breezing past the seething cis or going into his high-dudgeon-in-the-sex-dungeon routine over some perceived micro aggression about his piss fetish. Egg cracking trans elder, Big Girl voice bellower, neurotic public aid recipient: at all times Kevin is unapologetically trans with a certain flair the other troons just can't match.

In fact, things got so bad that in 2019, Konami—the company behind Yu-Gi-Oh—actually updated its official rules to address bad odor and body hygiene. It specifically warned that players wearing dirty clothing or who weren’t clean could be penalized. It seems that hasn’t stopped stinky players from still attending events smelling bad.

Reminds me, Papa Meat did a stinkiest Fandom video a couple of months ago; Yu-Gi-Oh wasn't technically a contender, but he phoned a friend to ask over Magic player stench and was reliably informed that they had nothing on the Yugi guys, they were in a league of their own.

Furries won if I remember correctly.

They had stank ass. Case closed.

YES. One of the reasons I avoid the FLGS (other than the shame of being an old man surrounded by children) is because someone there, and I'm not sure who, reeks of corn chips, feet and Hormel tamales. The fact that there's always a greasy stack of fragrant Domino's pizzas on hand really adds to the experience.

Accidental double post, please sweep

My point is that even heavily trafficed women’s restrooms in bad neighborhoods with rampant homelessness and drug abuse, where your clientele is using them for want of a shower are not the period-blood-smeared charnel houses of moral decay Aniominous is describing. And I’m also a little bit confused as to why he’s admitting to having significant lived experience hanging out in women’s toilets, cause I can’t think of an answer that doesn’t out him as a total pleb, a pervert, or both.

Just once I'd love to see someone turn a firehouse at one of these B.O. Conventions

Should have just taped a durian to the wall.
 
Kick&Stake is literally trying to teach BMJ a lesson on logic and humility, and what is this stupid nigger doing? THATS RIGHT ONEMOREONEMOREONEMOREFUCKBRODOUBLEDOUBLEONEMOREONEMOREFUCKINGBULLSHITONEMOREONEMOREFUCKITALLIN ITS GONE I LOST IT ALL BROS ITS ALL GONE IM SUCH A FUCKING LOSER BROS. Yup our beloved retard is doubling down on his retardation, instead of going WHOA WAIT A SECOND THIS IS THIS IS REALITY!!1!111!! I'm sorry Kick&Stake for constantly saying your service is completely rigged and garbage. I am completely sorry I let my emotions completely take over and I start threatening to kill myself and or harm myself. This is not something I should be throwing out their like its nothing. I completely understand why I was given the 30 day ban, after racking up two lesser bans for the very samething in the span of 30 days. I am going to seek up to learn how to control my emotions and I understand threating self-harm&suicide is completely moronic&selfish. These actions destory lives harm people ruin families and friendships, I shouldn't be saying things like this because I lost. Threatening to harm myself or start hitting myself on stream in hopes people pity me and give me more donations. This is completely stupid on my part, you should have given my a 30 day ban instead of the 7 day ban when I started punching myself in the head. I am letting my emotions completely get the better of me and am saying very strong words&actions, as if its nothing. I am being a child a selfish stupid child thank you for giving me this reality check kick&stakes. I should be very happy I am given the opportunity to get paid a massive amount of money doing nothing. But sitting on my ass GAMBING with insanely long hardcore seshes of 1-7 mins 5-18 times a day. While 99.9999999999999% of western society is forced to work jobs they most likely do not like or enjoy with long hours. While you have given me the wonderful opportunity to get paid a massively insane amount of money doing the only thing I love in life my true passion and calling the thing that makes me wake up in the morning. Inane cretinous gamba seshs where I bet 10-30% of my total capital with 35:65 in coin flips or 1:12 to 3X my bet in kino, I am even more happy that stakes gives me better odds as a streamer with the average being 30% better. I am happy stakes overrides their gamba system and rig's the game for me with crazy wins streaks. turning 23$ into 8k in the span of 10mins only for me to lose it all, intensenly on stream bringing in massive viewers and youtube clip videos. As I refuse to put a cent away or use basic gamba logic instead betting massive amounts and doubling it up on a losing streak which causes stakes system to reset the odds to further the losing streak which makes me go all in. Meaning in the span of 40-90 seconds I lose it all going ONEMOREONEMOREISWEARONEMOREDOUBLEONEMORENOOODOUBLEDOUBLEITONEMORE clicking bets from anywhere to 2-7 bets a second.
 
Fuck off. No, really, fuck off. Fuck off. What made you believe this would be a good idea? This isn't helping your case. Why are you like this? Fuck off already. Fuck off. I mean it. Fuck you and your shit. Imagine posting this and trying to make people believe your life has meaning. No, the idea I'm getting at is that you should just fucking kill yourself because that would be the most heroic action you could take at this point. If you want to prove me wrong and actually show you can maintain a successful life, then go ahead. So far you have vaporized any hope of yourself becoming redeemable.

Again, I'm urging you to kill ys. Escort yourself to the nearest guillotine as soon as possible. You're causing the degeneration of the human race. Why the fuck you haven't died yet we many never know, but hell if I can't do anything about it. All I know is that shit needs to change. I wish more people believed me on this. Why do people continue to force this bullshit coal? It literally came out of nowhere. I can't fucking stand it. I wish you'd stop being a shitposting degenerate and went to the corner and drank some bleach. That's probably the only thing you'd do right in your short, worthless life. You degenerate fuck, you have no right to exist on this planet. Stop trying to force your bullshit on to other people. We know you're a scumbag and this just makes the situation even worse. I wish you'd get hit by a train so you die and don't cause harm. You fucking piece of shit. It's not my fault that people believe your bullshit and continue to try to force this garbage on people. You need to be stopped. You need to be taken down. Get smothered into shit. How could you have the nerve to even come into this website? You were supposed to be terminated long ago. Your kind needs to be purged. You're an animal. You're a disease. I'm tired of this and I'm sure other people are too. I know there are other people who will stand with me on this topic. Get your tongue cut out. You fucking retard. Nobody wants your garbage here. You need to be stopped. You need to be crushed. You need to be ended. You're a scourge on society. You're a plague. You need to die. You need to fucking die. Go outside and get eaten alive by dogs you worthless piece of garbage. I can't believe you have the balls to think this is acceptable. I can't believe you have the audacity to spread your shit on this fucking forum. Do us all a favour. Go to the edge of a high building and jump. Do it. You need to. Just die already. You need to be killed. Just kill yourself. I'm serious. I'm not joking. Just fucking die already. You're the scum of this earth and a cancer to our society. Jump off a bridge. You need to be banned. You need to be purged. You need to be exterminated. Get it through your fucking head already. You're supposed to be in the fucking dustbin by now. Go choke on an eggshell you degenerate waste of life. Put your fingertips on a trash grinder and watch the machine chew your fingers to fucking pieces. I would fucking cut your skull open and fuck your brain. Go shove a fork in an electrical outlet. Your death is long overdue you sack of shit. Cut off your arms with a rusty pair of scissors. Get your lips cut open with a razor blade and shove a pair of knitting needles into your eyes. I would like to punch you in the face until your teeth shatter. Go sit on a broken beer bottle and do that until your buttcheeks are all bloody. Take a bath in molten lead. Go on a diet of rocks. Get crushed with a hydraulic press. You need to be gutted like a fish you moron. Please get hung upside down and have your body slowly shred to pieces by a circular saw. That's all you deserve, you fucking retard.
 
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