random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Wrongthink is a crime and it's a matter of when, not if, they come after you.

Long Live Sneed.Today (formerly Kiwifarms).

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

He's lost in a sea of "send bobs."

 

[Gentlebastard]

And the young man who opens this book seeking a meal of the flesh will find a meal for the soul, the kind of laughter that can lift one out of any darkness, because holy shit Jack is incredible for all the wrong reasons.

its like an absurdist comedy piece but you know its genuinely made by a retard with a half functioning brain

Holy shit, his chicken and waffles recipe is amazing. Not only does it contain zero mention of waffles, but he also felt the need to tell us that he fucked up while cooking his own recipe.

If someone had made this as a parody, you would consider it a bit too on the nose vis a vis retardation. But no, it's REAL.

You really don't want to be in a situation where ChatGPT comes up with better written, better sounding and less lethal versions of your 'signature' recipes.

I'm going to show this to the French chef at my culinary school and tell him this man is famous and has a huge fan following, just to see the expression on his face.

It'd be fun to do a side by side comparison to see which is lazier and less competently edited.

>Cheese
Of course.

This is a bronze medallion by famous 20th century German medallioner Karl Goetz. It's a german woman chained to a nigger dick. As Goetz was a NSDAP member, this is the first recorded instance of Nazi BBC posting.

Featuring my favorite ingredient: inside

Why he thought anybody would want to eat what looks like Shrek's cum is beyond me.

"I won't be using this platform as much"

Like an alcoholic saying they'll cut down to two bottles of vodka a day

Not a KF user, he didn't mention her copious use of "retarded niggerfaggot".

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He has stared in to the depraved abyss that is the internet and proven he is pure of heart by ignoring the wolf tits

he pushed me over stole my ice cream cone and called me a faggot, this was behind a publix, and honestly it was worse than the rape.

I turned and saw NULL with rape in his eyes staring at me menacingly and drooling like Russell Greer in a hydraulic press.

This might be the dumbest thing anyone has ever said and i'm high as balls.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

the thought of having sex with a girl over 21 literally makes me want to vomit

the only reason you have sex with a woman over 21 is if you have unresolved mommy issues

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"I'm not the left, I'm the Bob. And my political philosophy is that idiots should shut up and get the f--- out of my way."

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Some people drink bud light. They are anus of men people.

Hunter Biden's meth-poisoned cum was in her vagina. She is a ruined woman.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

When was the last time you saw 2 well-dressed camelfuckers knocking at your door asking if they could talk to you about their lord pedo mohammed?

In fact, it would probably be pretty easy to make an automatic ethnic cleansing drone. Or drones that kills everybody that follows Macron on facebook.

They will call you a humanitarian, as you shovel niggers into the oven, if you just use the right label to describe it.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I've been porn free for quite some time and am currently on my 22nd day of semen retention so I'm going to have to stay away from this thread to avoid getting horny.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Dialtone

I am full of cock slime

@Lichen Bark

i am full of stir fry

@AStupidMonkey

Every last one of us is a cummie golem. lol

 

[Flexo]

Cursed are you. Cursed before men and elves. The Doom of the creator now laid upon you. For your avarice, greed and malice. Let this crowning achievement, this mockery of creation and "value" be not your triumphal March but your funeral dirge.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

"TBH I'm starting to wonder if KiwiFarms was ever real in the first place. I think they're just a figment of my imagination."

 

[Aspiring Artist]

I'm sorry piss samurai.

Now that we're back on clearnet, come and get me Shane my IP is 192.168.0.1. Let's settle who the greater Hackerman is for once and for all. I've got ten bucks on that I can get your CD-ROM drive to open and close first.

Hang on a minute...

"Dear Judge Colon:"

Either the judge in this case has a VERY unfortunate name or someone's legal secretary isn't very good at taking dictation.

EDIT: Holy shit it's the former. Talk about getting shit on by the legal system.

I aint sitting through that shit, but I assume his death is imminent?
pour a 40 for my homie
but clearly label the 40 as " A 40 OZ TO SHOW RESPECT TO MY DEAD HOMIE" and the curb labeled "THE CURB REPRESENTING THE EARTH IN WHICH THE HOMIE IS BURIED"

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I go to the Iron Church, to worship Lord Brodin, not to be social. I hate when people talk to me at the gym. No I don't want your tips, no I don't want to chat when I go to get water. The most communication I want to hear is a caveman-like grunt, followed by "Spot me?"

I would rather have someone physically capable of spotting me to spot me

That would be another man in most cases

sounds gay bro

Sacrifices must be made to even lift, bro

I'm not at a Church or Bar to meet people, I'm there to drink the blood of Christ so I get hammered.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

yes, null calling retard users retarded always gets me hard.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"fascist capitalist boot Liquors"

Context.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

yea assist with a dildo in ass situation maybe

The article is awfully nice to the mom and doesn’t mention she flamed out in college and started stripping.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I used my government issued twitter rations to find this monstrosity, so enjoy it.

lesbians spaces are back and troonier than ever

as some other guy said, if you posted any real memes from that time you would be banned, doxed, and told "pls become a cute trans lady, its so awesomeeee1!!1!!!" (okay i added the last part)

Just inject the schadenfreude directly into my veins.

check out this chick, she likes to shit where she eats.

In all political systems there is a constant: the eternal janny.

Whilst several people are calling this fake and it may well be, I have known people this entitled and this politically obnoxious. Fake, maybe. Plausible, certaintly.

filming yourself smoking crack and driving 130 mph over the speed limit and getting away with it is pretty cool ngl.

Those eyes look like they've seem 20TB worth of child porn

I thought I was a better-than-average judge of character and yet couldn't deduce that fucker working next to me was raping members of his own family.

Kill yourself, it will totally work trust me

Hell yes, is this today's gender fight thread?

just a quick reminder that as long as you keep zyzz in your heart, you will always have a spotter.

If any Woman showed interest in me in conversation alarm sirens would start going off in my head and I'd be GTFO of there.

As someone with extensive experience being the designated driver; if you go to a bar, and don't drink, you're not gonna be meeting any women, because going to a bar and not drinking gets you the potential rapist vibe.

You may as well just mace yourself in the face to save yourself time and effort.

you have my sympathies, abused responsible man

Go the gym.

“Hey, lady. Nice squat. Wanna squat on my face and penis? I’ll deadlift you into a sex swing and hip thirst your asshole and mouth over and over.”

Get banned.

Repeat at every place in society until you find the love of your life or you are banned from every planet fitness on earth.

Do you feel it?

I feel it. I can smell it on the air. I can hear it in the distance.

The glorious Mouse Utopia is nearly upon us.

tranny tries to not mention his cock/amhole in the first minute of a video challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Man, balkanization would rule so hard though. I would love to list in the Idaho army with the prime goal of killing as many Californians as possible. n, balkanization would rule so hard though. I would love to list in the Idaho army with the prime goal of killing as many Californians as possible. - @CharlesBarkley

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Joe Biden cannot do anything for take down this kind of sites?