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[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

they hate the Jews, so they went out and killed some Jews like real men do to their enemies.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Yup that pretty much describes an incident, "it was going fine till it wasn't."

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Wow. It's funny when something you thought was pure drug-induced fantasy turns out to be a part of a very strange reality of which one is not a part.

Definitely real. You can see their system in action at so many shows. Borderline homeless/probable bums manning the actual tanks. Obvious enforcers and bag men lurking nearby, often holding LARGE DOGS. You'd have to wonder what kinda asshole would bring a dog like that to shakedown. Often it's people who they'd need to/want to beat on and have a dog chew on someone disrupting their drug selling empire, more so to scare them from trying.

It's not even a rumor, go to any show in the scenes they target, it's right in plain sight.

I can't believe how many things that I thought were made up by American Dad writers turned out to be real. Arena football, the roast of Chevy Chase, and now nitrous mafia apparently all exist in my waking life.

What being named after a rubus subspecies does to a nigga.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

What? Really? The millionaire? The politician? The millionaire politician who was friendly with both Epstein and the Clintons? No...

 

[Inco G. Nito]

Im not that fat, just a bit chubby
Mostly because i ate too many calories when i was trying to bulk up

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

1. Abortion good.
2. Church bad.
3. Men bad, unless they’re trannies.
4. Pedos bad, unless it’s just lolishota.
5. Cockroaches, for some reason

So someone like the roach queen can apparently spam child gore hentai just to piss people off and they're "fine" in your book but a heccin' chud having an opinion you disagree with is a bridge too far?

Bro she spammed an entire thread with child abuse hentai because it was too pro-life for her tastes and that wasn't the first time she did it.

I'm impressed they didn't withhold the race of the attackers. Also a little impressed the women weren't raped.

 

[theshep]

"I need money for food cause i'm down to my last FUCKING COUPLE OF CHICKEN NUGGETS"

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

If i go without sex long enough, will i get wizard powers?

An ubermensch takes the b8 if he so chooses. I do this of my own free will.

 

[Stoner Miko]

I mean, he has that nude vtuber in full view of where minors can see it, no?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Plaintiff is going to be homeless now — to the delight of Joshua Moon and his users.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russell-greer-just_some_dude_named_russell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-18740773

 

[demicolon]

That said, we're about to watch a small shitty country get taken over by a dude called Barbeque.

cockpit=another man's ass

One of modern comics had a gayass plot where Sinister uses something to change entire city into copies of himself. All are male, with explicit line of how he "has nothing against women, and nothing for them", but then there is a ballroom with multiple Jeans. Maybe it is implication of him having single-target crush on her and zero other women, or maybe thes are skinwalking trannies.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

have to overcome ricotta's aggressive mildness

he'll yeah im vootin

 

[Harm]

In a 12 month period ending in March 2023, there were 244 fatal stabbings in England and Wales and 101 of those were committed with household kitchen knifes. We haven’t been able to find any statistic on Master Swords.

 

[DumbDude43]

Before the Big Bang became big, the Small Bang's mother had a piece of paper taped to their bangfridge, on it the simple Bang family motto, #DLTIW

 

[Tablet County]

Nigger if you change your mind every god damn day about what it is that's causing all of civilization to catch the big gay, then it's probably none of the aforementioned and rather than write articles about it you should kill yourself.

a crackhead has the nuclear football.

"Zoomer who behaves like a severely handicapped teenager."​

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Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?​

Grrr me chud and me orc, I hate high elves… and NIGGERS

He represents the Lollipop Guild.

The Lollipop Guild?

The Lollipop Guild.

Jim needs to send him to the shadow realm with the Blue Eyes White Dragon

 

[Overly Serious]

It's fucking hilarious how much you seethe about Jews, you constantly post about them. We own you.

 

[Gentlebastard]

everyone subconsciously wants the bad guy back in office so they can gnash and sneed and better live the fantasy that they're some kind of heroic freedom fighter instead of just a twitter-addicted politisperg

My nigga RFK's brain worm would have done a better job.

Bro, people are literally mutating before our very eyes and you’re wondering if the Cheeto-flavored Mountain Dew has something to do with it.
Yes, we eat poison. It’s that simple.

Old rusted extremely dirty shady and deserted, I dont know who wouldnt expect trannies and dogs to prowl those places.

didn't know cheese required being molested

Someone tag Null and start Cheese War 2.0

(No, I don't have the balls to do it myself.)

Cheese isn‘t gay and no you can’t jerk off into the Chili Con Queso.

"Like cheese? Well, guess what, cheese is a lot like having a cock rammed up your asshole."

go look at lots of furry scat porn in your office, nobody will find out! i promise!

It would be funny but for the fact that he legitimately believes this.

I would like to watch a video of someone getting their Klan robes caught in the axle of their mobility scooter. Ideally they end up veering into the burning crosses and cause a domino effect.

If you already have such a video, please speed it up and add "Yakety Sax" before you upload it.

Ah, I see this anon is desperately trying to defend his decision to live in London despite it being a complete and utter shithole.

I love how upon reading the title my first thought was "I bet it's a terminally online troon talking about his discord 'girlfriends'". Checked his profile and I was right, lol.

I only access Kiwifarms from Starbucks wifi, just to be safe

 

[Meat Target]

If you die from diarrhea, you don't get to go to Valhalla.

i was right this is definitely the beginning of the kiwi farms dangerous militia arc. soon we will see top ten tips to enriching uranium but pls keep the fedposting to a minimum based fellow militiamen

Any hobby you have that doesnt have the potential to disfigure you or innocents is simply not worth having.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I got a cock covered in coffee this morning because some muppet did that

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

drinking liquor out of a judges vagina

"I'm monogamous, I'm monogamous," I insist as I slowly lick another dude's ear.