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[Oliver Onions]

It’s been a week of highs and lows , from unprovoked confessions of child suplexing, to shoddy reporting and hundred-pages motions.

 

[Randomrando]

"how long did your WHORE MISTRESS stay with Mommy and daddy????"

"my sist3r in law IS NOT A CHIROPRACTOR"

 

[Mound Dweller]

There are a lot of Jewish demons on this site, and they are using their golems (non-whites and women) to corrupt and destroy this place thread by thread.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm gonna tip @neger psykolog $1000 tomorrow for his high effort contributions to the DSP subforum.

Post in thread 'DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2'

Jun 14, 2025

Seriously, what is it about Phil that he acts (acks?) like a magnet for retardation?

It's been discussed, my favorite combination of theories are that most folks who are under the age of 40 are more or less terminally online, what with having your phone by your side at all times, so they use the internet and stumble onto DSP, the stupid ones (including us) stick around to chat with folks that share an interest. Combine that with the fact that he is streaming 6 days a week, twice a day gives the regularity that "hyper-fixated" people enjoy (I don't think of it as autistic per se...

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All this is you coping over the site users thinking you're annoying and your posts suck. Which is quite remarkable since you'd think you'll have better posts after being such a nolifer on these forums...

Your posts are long-winded and reek of effort.

 

[Gentlebastard]

‘Afrofuturism’ is the dumbest concept extant. Try making it to the 20th century before you start fantasizing about the 21st.
Edit: forgot to add “you dumb niggers!”

"It's not a tall ask," he says as he proposes the idea of free-range rape.

that's fair i do come off as spergy with this and i can see why you would think that

Did this motherfucker just go to the gym in khakis with a dress belt? At planetfatness?

Look at him. He's not even sweating just greasy as usual.

I bet he still works out in dress pants.

Aren't these the same idiots complaining that estrogen made them so weak, they can't open Pringle cans?

It's well known that people love to watch a trainwreck.

Anthropologists could prove their field is actually worth something by researching this phenomenon, but as always, they refuse to be useful.

It legitimately makes me upset that he has experienced multiple wake up calls, multiple rock bottoms, but he's genuinely too stubborn and retarded to heed them.

I wish I hadn't seen this. What the fuck is it?

Next they're going to accuse white people of not seasoning their labias.

Of all the things that didn't happen, this certainly is one of them.

India nuking israel would be the most hilarious ending of the whole middle eastern conflict.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

In the wake of the massively successful movement which is the NO KINGS protests riots yearly senior citizen's field trip, I feel I need to do my part and encourage the rest of you niggers on the importance of fighting tyranny wherever you might live.

To report immigration irregularities or violations, please call the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) at 1-866-DHS-2-ICE to report suspicious activity.

That number once again is 1-866-DHS-2-ICE.

I'm talking to you, faggot! Yes, YOU! I don't care how fabulous you think little Chuy Hernandez's burritos are at the local Casa de Wetback; he has to go back! Nobody trims hedges as good as Rodrigo? Too bad! Say goodbye to Rodrigo, he getting deportitoed. But nobody picks oranges as well as little Jorge Beanerboy surely he can stay *fires up NIGGER WHIPPER 9000*.

So do your part today and report any and all suspected bean nigger activity to 1-866-DHS-2-ICE. Show your American pride by reminding the brown people that they're not allowed to have nice things by metaphorically dragging your balls across the collective faces of Mexico!

1-866-DHS-2-ICE!!!!!!!

Are you doing your part?

 

[CaddestSlown]

MOOOOOOOOOM.

THE TRANNIES ARE TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES IN MY GAMERGATE THREAD.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

[GunCar Gary]

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Shadow the Hedgehog Latinas

 

[Aunt Carol]

Make up your mind, you son of a clown-fucker.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

A warm gay safety blanket, covered in goo.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Her Tastes Were In The Arts, Her Son’s In... Anthropomorphic Animals.

Uhhh ma'am. This is Kiwifarms. Home of the Gunt subforum. Debates about what constitutes the best barbecue, and laughing at people that shit themselves is considered SERIOUS BUSINESS.

If you could just start treating these things with same degree of reverence...

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Chris got doxxed by a door knob and potentially a rollercoaster.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

She's robowaifu royalty from the moment you meet her.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Your like a kind old man imparting wisdom to the young, but way more racist.

I thought they liked bob and vagene, but now its also eel?

No one does. It is not possible for a human to hold the required amount of hate.

This bitch should be deported to South Sudan, which makes regular Sudan look like Las Vegas.

Socially there is nothing there of any euro descendant, just minerals.

that's november eleventh, retard

People with IQs lower than 90 shouldn't be allowed to leave the house outside of designated retard hours.

Bro got two pairs of ears

W-w-welcome to SCH—SCH—SCHIZO FM!!! Where the holy rolls and the demons shriek J-JESUS IS COMING IN LOW FIDELITY MONO AND HE’S GOING HAM!!! HALLELUJAH AAAAAAAAAGH!!! [static burst] THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL. SCHIZO FM - THE ONLY STATION POSSESSED BY THE HOLY GHOST AND MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE

Evolution and the Big Bang are LIES straight from the devil’s own lunchbox! YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY I SHALL STOMP THINE ENEMIES LIKE GRAPES IN THE WINEPRESS OF WRATH! Can I get a TAX-DEDUCTIBLE AMEN?

ausitstic

immersive ass scratching animations

This area is supposedly 0.1% black, but they must all live near me

You guys tip extremely well, even if some of you ask for extra mayo

 

[Gimgus]

I'm gonna guess Mr. Racewar1488 is a Nazi yeah

 

[I'm a Silly]

you guys are definitely talking to this nigger in discord or something

 

[Ravioli Chandler]

I asked him to speak in the tongue your spirit hears—but it seems the message was lost on the wind. Now you rage like a storm, throwing stones at kinfolk, calling them agents or exiles in distant land. He spoke as he did because your heart is heavy with fear, and your mind lost in dark visions of the trail ahead

 

[Pedophobe]

All she would have to do is follow the one and only rule that makes you not a lolcow: Shut the fuck up and do nothing.

You know what you did, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Ma'am, please get your valid and feminine girlcock out of here, I'm trying to jerk off.

It really is an amazing thing to behold for those of us that have to live with the consequences of our actions.

Look out. There's feet everywhere.

 

[Spectate]

*gets a bit sad and walks away sadly*View attachment 7505007

 

[Gentlebastard]

Guy could’ve at least made them in Canva or something. They have templates. Marker and white paper gives off schizo vibes

This is the most retarded sentiment I could ever imagine. A paraplegic dog would drag itself across the room with its tongue to be with its human, old dogs do not want to "spend the day resting". That dog doesn't know its owners are retarded spergs that used it as a prop, it knows it got to go to the park and get pets, and it was a good day.

"I eat India's DIRTIEST Street Food until I get Diarrhea"

since when is suicide ideation allowed on youtube?

>he thinks I’m gainfully employed
Oh no no no optimist bros we got too cocky!!!!

I can see the "AI-generated clips of Jack stroking out while fucking a hamburger and strangling his son" arc of this thread on the horizon.

Man he made that pizza his little bitch. This is so weird.

You can smell the fat bitches through the internet in those posts.