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[Gentlebastard]

That'd probably work on me if the girl wasn't a deathfat. I'm attracted to crazy women, and she'd have to be crazy to do this to a sperg like me.

Whoever made and or funded this needs to be locked in a small bamboo cage and poked with sticks.

This is my fault. I had been starting to think that I hated journalists enough. I tempted fate, and this is the result.

Furry culture secretly being funded by the government to destroy America is not only plausible, it's likely.

We need a Mccarthyism Red Scare, but for weeding out secret furries

This is why the only interracial porn I watch is when a white guy fucks a black woman. It's what the Founders wanted. Just ask Jefferson.

Advanced Racism: a Practical Guide for Grade Schoolers

Edit: and yes that is 500 pages of wood facts.

 

[Hamstirer]

I stopped dating guys when I realised I was straight.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Its basic decency to pay a cheap hooker for the delightful blumpkin she gave you in the McDonalds disabled bathroom

 

[Sawamura Simp]

The normal person has specific image in their mind's eye of what 15th century Bohemia is. And it contains 0 Gay Niggers from Outer Space.

MR PRESIDENT PLEASE FIRE THE TESLA TORPEDOS AT THE MASTERCARD/VISA HQ

Send in fat coked up Mel coated in brave heart paint. He’ll solve this problem.

Lunatic Troon Philosophy Tube, in face of genocide happening, bravely injects himself with HRT on TikTok

I am here for the winning train and relevant news not for you fucking niggers to discuss shitty musicians, animated boobs, or chicken welfare.

Spoiler: Bonus

With the exception of the N64 and Gameboy Color, all the good Nintendo consoles came out under a republican.

 

[Law]

You laugh now but you won't be so jolly when they wheel out big chief Donga in his assault wheelchair to add one more to his undefeated wrestle wrestle streak for superberries from his magic fireplace.

I don't know what this means, but it made me laugh so hard I teared up.

 

[Space Police]

To be frank, dad was fed up with him beforehand since Caden kept posting nudes/sex videos all over the Internet just to anger him.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I’m so glad we have reached the level of political discourse where women are actively shitposting in governmental hearings

Let me tell you something right now. The word "tranny" will never EVER reach the glory of the world nigger. I don't even have to tell you niggers the awesome power of NIGGER, you already know. The pathetic attempt of trannys to make their branding a tenth of a percent of the word nigger is embarrassing. Words such as 'troon' and '41 percenter' have tried to pick up the slack but falls flat on it's masculine face when shown the glowing power of NIGGER.

Hear me now. You will never reach the power and glory of NIGGER. Only nigs can reach the level of power when hearing NIGGER that you trannys hope to achieve with a simple description of your wretched existence. Niggers have even harnessed the word NIGGER as their own, dominating the music industry for decades by simply shouting NIGGER over and over again. Do you filthy cockchoppers think you can acheive the same glory? The same glory as NIGGER? No. Even the niggers hate you.

 

[CaddestSlown]

He has the homosexual black man phenotype down exactly. An embarrassment to niggas around America.

Im going to piss my pants

There’s a greater than zero chance Kamala had sex with Liz Cheney.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

She was farting. MENACINGLY

I can still fedpost in my heart. But just know I am deeply angry and disgusted. I hope all of these people involved face the worst death possible.

Hoisted by his own retard, so to speak.

Thank you for your service, by the way.

If you aren't making $25 an article by summing up someone else's youtube work, you are leaving money on the table.

a good reminder that autism can be a force of good if applied the right way

I only ever heard this story through the grapevine of other farriers, so thank you for this info! My autism and horror are once again piqued

How can a story about a 5/10 dude smashing married gym fit milfs descend into jew-spergery?

I want to know this guys secrets, not how many foreskins a rabbi does or doesnt eat.

They're God's friendly reminder that you've failed as a parent.

I remember when I first joined in the destiny thread was just a bunch of his bowl washes I remember when we used to have nick Fuentes ball washers,
This is why people need to wash their ass.

I, a white man, have an opinion on this.

She's shaming the good reputation of the surname Nixon

For others this is done to disguise something far fucking darker and more malignant beneath the surface, and to get them into positions of implicit trust where they can satisfy whatever sickfuck fantasies they have been tending to in secret

The Beauty Parlor has infiltrated the house of representatives and I am not complaining.

She didn’t use ‘moid’ or ‘scrote’, must be a newfag.

like yeah I don’t know if we can still call them tranny faggots or not but uh… we will look into that

You murdered the English language.

The English language was a friend of mine.

DEI for dogs.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fun fact: Their urine smells like weed.

I don't usually try to dump like this, but it was a glorious week for shitposting.

 

[Big Nasty]

I think she is now homeless living in a tent with a pig that is almost certainly going to eat her

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Have you ever had a disagreement with your friend and in turn, he wishes a bunch of shitskins to invade your country and probably raping your women too while they're at it.

 

[barbie meat]

I refuse to acknowledge this female brain myth until someone shows me a brain with a vagina on it

 

[Aunt Carol]

His comment was entirely word play and not serious, but toucans are legal as pets in many, many countries.

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

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I TURNED DOWN 3 PHOTOS THIS WEEK WITH MAKE A WISH KIDS IN WHEELCHAIRS

 

[Gentlebastard]

My hell is full of funko pops. I hate them so much.

If you're a masochist, I encourage you to click on the link and read the responses.

On today's episode of The Adventures of Floridaman and Methlad,

On today's episode of The Adventures of Floridaman and Methlad, the devilish fiends 6ix9ine and Diddy have once again escaped the depths of Faggot Asylum! The unholy pair are now threatening to unleash an army of BROWN Mexican migrant drug mule children of the State of Texas.
Will Floridaman be able to stop them in time?
Will he be able to return home and do fent with his overweight Cuban girlfriend, Consuela, while watching nascar and shooting gators with tranquilizer darts full of Speed and PCP?
Will Methlad be able to defeat his old jewish neighbor who he thinks is coming for his foreskin with a knife made out of plastic bags and a silver Menorah?
Find out on this week's episode of The Adventures of Floridaman and Methlad!

Was sent this in a group chat I'm in and now I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

ATTENTION DOOMERS:

You are retarded.

Not only is my cat pre-approved to feed on my carcass, I'd like for my remains to be ground up into cat food. I want to support cats, and become cats.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Beer is for the uncivilized, as opposed to that most elegant drink, Monster

Also on this topic I really don’t appreciate you taking pictures of me and reposting it on here so can you please remove your comment.

He also probably had some tism genes himself considering the whole trains thing.

Not only did he shoot only tard jizz, but it was into a cum dump like Barb who had more booze than cum in her.

dreams in color come from god and dreams in black-and-white come from the devil.

I would expect Redditors to be highly populated with mail order bride buyers and prospective buyers.

She could just be retarded.

What a silly way to die.

Being fat is like smoking crack. It's a choice that mainly black people make.

Shifted my mind into neutral and maintained enough cognisance to be able to take it in but not so much as to actually get involved.

scrambling to remove the scenes about alien sex changes and replace them with Miranda ass shots

Let it die and it's possible from its ashes something better can be born.

Senator Crapo sounds like a username I'd see in this thread and immediately block.

Show them a picture of Chris Chan's taint piercing. Then call them a nigger.

fuck

shut the fuck up warren

One-armed pooner "dad" probably lost the arm in a rotdog incident.

Many such cases.

LOL a literal fucking concentration camp, fucking epic

god bless the ICEclave

Trump saved the Fallout community from another Fallout: the Frontier abortion. Thank you, God Emperor.

My Garden has gone unweeded and my trees untrimmed for too long! Writing an essay on the necessity of a foster slave system in America AS We SPEAK!

Literal Who Junkie has a stroke and turns into a vegetable, a very rare occurrence.

Thanks for this important thread.

Captain Planet would obviously approve of this solution as well, as the Day of the Rope will definitely reduce humanity's carbon footprint by removing a large number of useless eaters from humanity's population numbers.

He's one second away from asking this dudes skull size kek

"I married a fag and now shit's gone totally sideways." -The Eternal Woman

It's cool. Chris is down with the niggos these days.

Retype this when you're sober. It's okay, I've been there before.

I hope Musk serves a big wake up call to the dangers of giving autistic people power

What happened to fedposting being subtle?

you wanna fill the place with browns to satisfy your negrophilia. BEGONE

Sounds like a really cool subreddit for really cool guys.

I'd rather eat a bowl of gutter oil mystery meat slop than spend an hour on that website.

“Please just kill yourself now. The world will be a better place"... I wonder what his KF username is?

This thread is fag on fag violence.

Maybe this time prison inmates and teenagers will have seizures that make them wake up with savant syndrome.

 

[The Nothingness]

Zeus be like: I like ya and I want ya. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I tried to turn a pajeet into a nip in my basement, it doesn't work. The only thing I succeeded in doing, was boiling them alive...

 

[stupid frog]

"Kiwi Farms, they call it Kiwi Farms. Great website run by a dog, he's the best dog folks, Null is such a good boy. They bully the far left and expose their madness. Barron tells me they started out talking about a confused man named Chris Chen who now thinks he is a woman and did bad things to his mother. Allegedly!"

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Not only is my cat pre-approved to feed on my carcass, I'd like for my remains to be ground up into cat food. I want to support cats, and become cats.

But unlike the dog, nobody looks at a journo and goes "You poor thing. Here, come get in my car. I'll give you food and a loving home."

"Kiwi Farms, they call it Kiwi Farms. Great website run by a dog, he's the best dog folks, Null is such a good boy. They bully the far left and expose their madness. Barron tells me they started out talking about a confused man named Chris Chen who now thinks he is a woman and did bad things to his mother. Allegedly!"