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[Table Country]

Bros Im scared. Any one of those new users could be a fat retard.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

I'm actually very calm right now, and I am doing nothing wrong by posting on Kiwifarms.

I am 4 years post op first stage Phalloplasty and I'm a year post op testicular implants and when I stand up and lift my dick up my thighs crush my balls so much that it looks like I have no balls

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm Bri'ish and therefore flirting with low level alcoholism at all times. I know what I'm talking about.

A respectable alcoholic lives on beer/wine and Vodka, Whiskey, Tequila, etc. Wussy glorified cordials are in my opinion a danger to society

That sucks, but evolution pulls no punches and shits on you like an a-log.

Nigger, you are literally the problem you describe.

My ancestors were terrible people and I try really hard to live up to their legacy.

I know I am not a nigger, I don't need to be tested for that.

Fuck that. That's always how it is with Asians. First you start showering and wiping your butt for them, then the next thing you know the little pricks are forcibly marching you and 75,000 of your fellow POW's through 60 miles of Philippine jungle and rice paddies.

glowie vs pedo journalist

dammit why they forcing me to take the side of the glowies

They have a good laugh at the retard together before having hot lesbian sex, something he'll never experience.

I personally think there's a healthy middle ground between tumblr and the westboro baptist church.

This dude's appearance literally screams "I'M A CUCK AND I MUST SEE MY WIFE FUCKED BY OTHER GUYS" energy.

 

[Table Country]

Ugly nerd couples, reddit, and polyamory, name a more iconic combo.

I am fat and I would not have sex with me.

 

[vomitusdeux]

i love eating shit and saying the nigger word. i am functionally retarded and the only lawyer in my family hates me.

do you make your new girlfriend clean up your ass napkins too

There's nothing wrong with a gay Nazi.

Not only has our local man loving mestizo midget admitted that he is, in fact, the pregnant man in fetish gear

is that their mutilated crotch????

I would punch black peoples out for The Rings of Power

I asked ChatGPT to make a KF thread in the style of The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay? and it recreated your post, verbatim.

immediately thereafter, he turned on his camera showing his toilet, and he scooped his own shit out with his bare hands.

I'm sorry I thought this was a thread on Kiwifarms where I could post jokes, turns out it's some kind of group home for people with traumatic head injuries, sorry, my mistake.

You have legitimately caused me intellectual and mental damage with this thread. Well done!

Do you know what lingerie is?

How old are you? Does the preface about rolling on the floor laughing not denote sarcasm thoroughly enough for you or are you just completely oblivious to what ROFL means?

Women? Love 'em. Very easy to beat up. Really great practice for anybody who's just getting into violence. You can even use them to make more people to beat up. Can you believe it? Idk what these haters are complaining about. If your woman is complaining about something just threaten to stop giving it opiates.

Oh man, I actually want to see this 1950s abdl shit.

“I desperately wanted the day-to-day experience of my penis to be functional and also fun.”
I wonder if any of them make penis vision boards.

“HAALP! MY STINKDITCH HAS BEEN AN OLFACTORY NIGHTMARE FOR 9 MONTHS! HOW DO I FIX THE STENCH?!”

Imagine getting a fucking flesh eating bacteria on your crotch BEFORE you've even turned it into a moist belly button between your legs.

Least I'm not pamperchu or diaper fonz

"I'll call that dog a baby raper!"
WOOF WOOF WOOF
"YOU FUCKING BABY RAPER!"

FINALLY MY BOY HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM THE WACK ASS CRYSTAL PRISON!

Giving hormones and cutting off sex organs is literally conversion therapy.

Don't tar us with that brush. I may not like niggers but I love animals.

Don't dox your family, goddamn. You are dumb as shit.

I'm heavily medicated etc, so no chimping out this time.

Ain’t no one wanna hear a lecture about sex from a furfag. You lost your virginity to the neighbors dog.

(Internet tough guy who keeps going on about how he was raped with a butterknife)

Show respect little nigger before I curbstomp you

Oh god, that reminds me of the Danganronpa yaoi doujinshi where one of them gets all his limbs amputated and loses his mind and turns into a hypersexual retard, and the other one basically becomes his caregiver/dom.

I don’t want to know what two trans girls loudly courting looks like or sounds like.

It sounds like a rusty trombone

 

[Pissmaster]

 

[Gutter Twin]

The cognitive dissonance of these broads could be the next great energy source if we could only figure out how to tap it.

 

[Blackhole]

Proof you can go through an ivy league law school but when tranny brainrot hits you won't know a fucking thing.

These people won't stop until everything is disgusting, ugly, and worthless. Nobody can ever have anything nice.

To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to justify wife beating.

I turned myself into a wifebeater Morty, I'm wifebeater Rick!

"I got a diaper nigga"

Autism's arrival is fuckin' imminent.

I ate poop diamonds *whips it and nae naes*

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

>be future
>suicidal tranny pilot is going to cause 9/11 2
>don't worry we have security guards!
>security is all biologically female
>don't worry he doesn't have a gun
>tranny pilot claimed metal detector was transphobic and wasn't checked because of tranny special treatment
>9/11 2 Electric Boogaloo is a success

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

So this is how furries reproduce

I’m sickened, but intrigued.

 

[Meat Target]

Maybe we deserve prison. Or worse. British citizenship.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Saw on someone's profile

 

[PBR Streetgang]

It's like they have the Midas Touch but it's Fournier's gangrene instead of gold.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

lol horses are so fucking retarded, I can't believe people spend thousands of dollars on them when they freak out and die at the slightest thing

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

"How could they live like that!" He'd likely think while placing yet another ketchup bottle down among the garbage

 

[Croaking Spider]

The question here is would you yank grandpa's crank to give him laser vision or something.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

now I am sure people have been fingered at Disneyland, but that is a risky proposition

 

[Gentlebastard]

I agree with what Null said about letting these people starve to death in the streets

https://str8upgayporn.com/gay-porn-...and-pump-while-gangbanging-a-bottom-bareback/

This ain't the egg recipes thread, though I'm happy to keep it as such if it means not getting MatI

Just felt like adding my two cents sperging over how to cook eggs.

But sure let's get it back on track.

Heads will roll if they carry on that shit with the Religion of Peace.

I almost wanted to believe they would have reasonable limits to what they find offensive, but time and time again they keep proving that anything under the sun will become one of their causes.

"If our society had no social problems at all, the leftists would have to INVENT problems in order to provide themselves with an excuse for making a fuss." - some guy

Everyone here is autistic. We're gossip website and our leader is a drooling dog. This is a silly place for silly people. So start acting silly God damnit.

 

[Spud]

I can laugh my ass off at women losing all their sports and records to men because it's ultimately voluntary, trivial, and they're largely doing it to themselves, but this is just a nightmare.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Islamic Slaves in Israeli Service