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[Random Internet Person]

"I hate this and am totally fucking based for hating this" Thread entry No.34123

Cool.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

White women are the daughters of Freyja. Dressing like a slut is normal in the west. Why don't western parents stop their daughters from dressing like literal hookers? A whore dressing and acting like a prude is the most arousing.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Joe Biden's CANNIBAL LOLOCAUST

I need to know his politics so I can decide if he's a brave martyr for the cause or a fucking retard from the other team

Honestly people arguing whether he was left wing or right wing are missing whats really important. We got ourselves a good old fashioned bugfuck insane schizo setting himself on fire in public while scattering round his literal schizo manifesto like confetti. This is something to be enjoyed as a family, not turned into yet another politisperg slapfight.

I don’t think any of you want to be remembered for your stench.

And the meat in the random.txt sammidge:

"Lastly, we string these major discoveries together: Cryptocurrency is an economic doomsday device; our government is a secret kleptocracy; The Simpsons exists to brainwash us. From there, the only research we need is critical thinking and we’re able to piece together the true story of our circumstances."

 

[Rotollo 2]

Somehow, German preserves my autism sounds perfectly.

 

[Hitman One]

a group of boy hungry pedophile groomers (referred to as "the queer community" in this article, for some reason)

 

[WonderWino]

What food completely destroys a woman's interest in sex?

Wedding cake.

 

[Lithuophile]

Marge's tongue will be in the minority when she bends that gook over for her sex tape.

None such sex tape exists. But if it did, I expect it would mog the ever living shit out of my devotees and they would watch it on repeat

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Oh boy nobody will think I'm gay wearing roller blades with THREE wheels instead of four.

*bounces on BBC*

Black Lives Matter

Reddit, here I come!

If you survive a public suicide attempt do you get your reddit account back?

If you ain't white, you ain't right

Have you reached out to the manlets in your life tonight?

 

[Titty Figurine]

It's only ODD if it comes from the Oppositional Defiance region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling emotional abuse.

you're an incel prude who wouldn't know a good time if it slapped your ass with a hot topic belt.

A profound and vacuous hole exists in my heart and the only thing that can fill it is 3 McDoubles and a BPD coke whore.

There is no rehab for being a bitch.

No one monogamous partner can keep up with a Methy McMasturbator degenerate sex drive.

I’m pretty sure Null sneaks into cheesemongers’ workshops and spunks in the casein

Gay furry RP I could probably explain to my boss but light theme is inexcusable

If you wouldn't mind taking your anime triangle negrate fantasy to the gimp kennel, that would be great!

YOU WERE ONE OF THE PEOPLE CAUGHT WITH YOUR DICK IN THE FURRY JAR.

Now the entire WORLD knows your ejaculatory habits.

fuck that bitch, i hope a turtle snaps off his whisky dick

 

[BirdUp]

My favorite from Dominos used to be, bonesless wings (nuggits basically); New York Style crust extra cheese pizz with half pepperoni and green pepeps; "white sauce" Chicken and 3-cheese additional cheesed (feta, romano and something else idk) on top of the Regular pizzacheese hand tossed crust OR nyc city style.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Why do you have a NSFW homosexual avatar

Oh like you're one to talk!

 

[Pedophobe]

p.s. how do I archive Twitter?

Reminder to not use your Kiwifarms username on any other site, but if you do, please be a hot mess about it.

It's the second dumbest thing I've read today, but at least I wasn't bored.

i'm already on thin ice with him after the Incident.

Hoes can never break the sacred bond between a Man and his Cheese.

What's your skin routine faggot?

 

[Mr Bunny]

Whom am I to say city-fed birdy boobs can't be tasty?

 

[frozen_runner]

I love it when science disproves racism and it affirms how racist I truly am.

Fursecution is the bestsecution.

McChickens were $1
Now they are well over $3
This is treasonous

McDonalds was going to jew us no matter what happened.

Anti Semitism is just a conspiracy to pressure jews into becoming Israelis so they can have more taxpayers for their war

I whole heartedly agree. The Simpsons is a shit show, only faggots watch that slop. Real men watch Family Guy.

How many non-trans shooters of the past were merely uncracked eggs?

this site gets a little more retarded every day

 

[Vott]

 

[Gentlebastard]

I suggest approaching any black man on the street and asking if he's down to suck cock. The results may shock you

I have a theory that gay black men on the downlow spend so much time in prison because it's the one time they can fuck their bros without their own community condemning them. Black criminality is driven by their desire to suck cock and take it up the ass.

I need my emotional support toepopper landmines to be scattered around where i live or else i cant cope

I hate the word "vibe" so goddamn much.

"Gborbu Wulomo, Nuumo Borketey Laweh Tsuru XXXIII"

I can't fucking breathe. I'm extremely racist and I couldn't make up a better African name than this.

I was actually pretty surprised when I read the study that for once, the daily mail actually wasn't exaggerating that much. The study was actually as bad as the article made it out to be. It's almost actually worse seeing it in their own words.

He printed out Facebook memes and posted them in real life. What a king. Next level shitposter.

I guess you've never had guests/family visiting and some asshole ends up sitting on the single can reading War and Peace while your eyeballs are slowly turning brown from the exxxtra-spicy double-bean blast burrito you stupidly ate.

I need to know his politics so I can decide if he's a brave martyr for the cause or a fucking retard from the other team

I don't know who wrote this article but I know they're an insufferable faggot.

Honestly people arguing whether he was left wing or right wing are missing whats really important.

We got ourselves a good old fashioned bugfuck insane schizo setting himself on fire in public while scattering round his literal schizo manifesto like confetti.

This is something to be enjoyed as a family, not turned into yet another politisperg slapfight.

I fail to see how autoerotic flambéing helps the situation

Every time I see that picture, all I can think is "mincing faggot"

the image of some dude setting himself on fire and a CNN jogger just chimping out and starting to rap while live is hysterical to me

It was only funny the first time. Get some new material, retards-setting-themselves-on-fire-to-make-a-statement.

Sorry but is he eating bread... WITH BREAD?

The recipe for the crust gave me lactose intolerance.

What the actual fuck.

It's just stupid people doing stupid things.

*One mind break later*

I don't know if I'm having a psychotic break right now.

This stroked out faggot who loves to deep throat and choke on animal flesh wasted 40 seconds of a 7 minute video to show off putting pepperoni onto a pie. This is clearly fetish material now.

But seriously, fuck these guys. I hope someone spikes their HRT and they grow donkey ears.

You sound like a plushiephobe.

Fatty is a genius at figuring out how to do things like a faggot that you never even knew it was possible to do in a faggy way.

I think my LDL went up 30 points just watching that video

Oh lawdy there's a nigger in the thread!

I clicked the link out of curiosity and it was wall to wall faggotry.

What kind of mentally ill Chinese girls are you hanging out with?

 

[Alaina's Rotdog]

TOP SECRET//NOFORN//FVEY ONLY

 

[BirdUp]

Ok, so I have some sort of mental problem.

 

[Pedophobe]

I believed that such levels of homosexuality could not be reached outside of reddit and tumblr.

Spoiler: the life outside of twitter is in Discord

Just goes to prove that there is no god, sorry atheists.

I'd be hungry and you'd still be an illiterate nigger.

 

[demicolon]

Speak incoherently and carry a load in your pants.

The "Giantess" fetish is so stupid for how inconsistent it is. On one end you got feminine men who want a dominatrix. On the other end you got muscular chads who confront the 7' boss-lady à la Dark Souls equipped with only the "great sword" between their legs.