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[Black Man Underwear]

@not william stenchever

nigga after the day I had I'm not googling that for you after giving you the keywords MRI, buttplug, and 100% silicone

 

[BirdUp]

The room was invaded by flying penises.[20]

 

[Aunt Carol]

Did he only turn into a pedo when he became a ghost?

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

The Cobra stirs

Lots of great quobes in this video:

28:50 -- "When I was a kid and I started the whole Cobra Demon thing my dad would talk to me like I was a fuckin' crazy asshole, taking me to psychiatrists like 'Oh, he thinks he has demonic powers' and now that I'm a famous youtuber, my cult went somewhere."

29:33 -- "My dad's sitting there like 'I want to bond with my son' and I tried. I share my tactical soap with my dad. I let him make wands with me. Even though it's my wand business. He gave me shit on the whole Cobra Demon thing: 'You're a- YOU DON'T HAVE MAGICAL POWERS' he said but then turn around and as soon as I'm making magic wands to support myself now all of a sudden it's like 'Oh hey I want to support you and your business.' I'm like but you said I didn't have powers, you mocked me and told me I was psychotic and told me 'That's just your Asperger's.' "

37:26 -- "My dad can have a beer and nobody judges him but the second I have a Goddamned beer, I'm the fucking drunk autistic alcoholic piece of shit. Right?"

 

[Pitckus]

This is another Boogism

 

[cyber insecurity]

to be human is to be fucked up in some way or another.

 

[cyber insecurity]

This guy even believes he syncs his poo cramps to his wife's menstrual cramps...View attachment 5936329

your need for "scientific proof" is malicious

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The cum drink and that face make me wince every time.

I would ally with a Wendigo for metals. Just feed them homeless people and federal agents. We can chill.

And in the end The Metaverse of freely shared corporate IPs was defeated by the first Japanese company to stomp out of the room and take all their toys with them, as had always been the obvious flaw with the ludicrous idea from day one.

Every time I see the word NFT I think that it stands for "Niggers for Trade".

"Muslims commit crimes in non-muslim countries because there exists no Shariah to keep their niggerish behavior in check"
kek

 

[NoReturn]

Theyre gonna find your corpse in your home curled up like a rolly poly when you finally die after a short bitter life of sucking your own dick.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Has she tried not looking like a smelly pirate hooker?

P.s. Your tattoos are shit and I can see line wobbles from a thumbnail on a fucking mobile screen, next time your BPD arse wants to ruin lives you might want to hit up your tattooist first and return the favour.

This fucking lunatic is replying to a post from two fucking years ago.

Shoggoths, being a servitor species, actually contribute to society. Pat doesn't.

 

[Cnidarian]

and have already advanced to eating other people, which I find culturally superior to eating dirt, if slightly more uncouth.

 

[Aunt Carol]

We are Anal Cunt?

Tool isn't even rap music.

 

[Seafarer]

are crackheads the future of streaming?
-pros:
energetic
funny / entertaining
stream easily for 18 hours a days 3 days straight

 

[Peewee Herman]

This is just pure fucking gold. I don't ask for much but please make it happen.
Since picture isn't working server issues.
"Theocracy is evil, I lost nachos because of it. You all saw it"
Lucas Werner

Fuckin hysterical I legit have been laughing for minutes.

 

[Tablet County]

You sound like Keynes, who in fact, was a homosexual.

If the leftist talking points are correct global warming could obliterate a billion POCs in the next decade. We need to learn to harness this power.

I think the Internet has made way too many spergs believe that ideological disagreements have to be the defining aspect of how you relate to other people.

I disagree and will murder you.

 

[Meat Target]

Name: lunchtime rowdy
Identification: rampaging reveler
Genus: unruly youth
Genome: jogger
Environment: sheeeeeeeeit
Relatives: mother only known relative

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I'm not sure if I would agree, if you look at the smoke from another angle I think from body cam 1 you can see it's streaming straight up fast and voluminous from one spot like a smoke bomb. I've rapid fired good ammo as well as Russian and 40 year old Alb*nian stuff and never have seen anything like that. (Just paper targets trees and trash and stuff though, I didn't know where any pedos were) I saw a YouTube comment thinking maybe a li-ion phone battery got hit? I've never seen that happen before and maybe it does look like a smoke bomb pretty instantly but I dunno.

Upon seeing a trollpost I made to bait Keffals, he said he'd put a transformer up his amhole like my custom title suggestion after his amhole revision if he was paid. 500$. Obviously, this 500$ would be wasted on pot & toys, and he might try to faildox in the process. It's not even getting an upperhand for him since I'm 90% sure a pointy part of the transformer would damage the lining of his neo amhole, it could possibly result in another trip to the doctor or ER, or more scar tissue. So plesse, Kevin, don't.

@Stupid Sexy Flanders HANDS OFF THE KEYBOARD I CAN TELL WHAT YOU WANT TO DO FROM HERE

Punctuation. Use punctuation, you autistic motherfucker.

I'm not siding with the other dude, but you realize he was referencing Apocalypse Now and not a WW2 Colonel, right?

Sometimes the only winning move is not to play to get kicked out of the competition due to poor BO.

I would need to google a couple of these but I think it's best to preserve some mystery.

Godwin-ass thread

I respect a man who respects gargoyles and parapets more than resale value.

what we need is another nixon

Left dangling, breadsticks protruding from his orifices, a modern day reworking of St Sebastian.

If all of the rape, arson and murder didn't push people over the edge, you'd think that the livestock theft would.

I hope MANY skulls were cracked

As much less funny as that is than getting throat gonorrhea from eating garbage tampons, that may be a more likely explanation.

Unfortunately the joke is at their expense, which makes it funnier.

A semi secret autist club, open to both sexes, but with fewer silly handshakes and unfortunately no lodges.

Because for such a tiny, irrelevant group of people, they occupy a massive amount of space in the brains of propagandists.

MISINFORMATION - IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!

Guys you can't post one word replies it's a bannable offense

Some people just really like dusters

I hope Biden has to go to New Guinea to apologize in person and they fuckin eat him.

 

[glass_houses]

You won't win this kind of fight. It's like fighting a retard in real life: if you win, you only beat up a retard, and if you lose, you'll be known as the guy who got his ass kicked by a retard.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

I don't think that will fit.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

"I'm 100% straight but the male naked body is far more aesthetically pleasing than the female one."
Thanks Jurassic Fart, very cool