random_text.txt

[Drip Torch]

This isn't the pager thread.

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

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"[Kiwifarms] have officially been declared a terrorist threat by the US"

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Only on Kiwifarms can you find analrapist enthusiastically telling you about the bible

Look it's either gay jokes or jew jokes. Take your pick.

Retards need love, too.

Rate this horrifying, but anime titty generators may very well save the world.

Being transported to an isekai where you get some booty is more important than drinking water.

tf do First nations have to do with giraffes?

A space suit is basically a diaper if you think about it.

This will happen every time until the internet is just meatspin.org

The only obstacle is at the end of your dick

If I had drugs, why would I give them away to some troon?

You can get a master's in autism? When you finish does it make you a Master Autist?

(Sorry for the shit quality. I didn't want to get too many weird stares taking pictures of Israeli children)

Like your inbred cousins (who look ugly but you'd still fuck them cause it's the Nebraska way)

Stop eating Susan's carpet, that's necrophilia

Leave it to the dude with the black man as his icon to make good fried chicken

christians go to the cube dimension,

GET THIS NIGGER BITCH OUT OF MY FAIRLY ODDPARENTS!

Finally! Some news that don't make me want to staple my balls to the desk!

Mpox anything like being Mpreg?

Is CPR supposed to leave your asshole sore?

We're in Mass Debates. I'm mass debating

NUDIST RANCH IS UNDER SEIGE

Why even HAVE a gorilla statue except to challenge people to steal it?

Is this post autobiographical or do you actually watch furries goon to drawings?

So Penis Drager, do you like to post articles that involve penises?

Tammie, tell us what happened to that poor naked dog!

Single-issue egg nog poster. The demographic that every political party is trying to coax in.

You gotta have a discard bin and a Goodwill bin, and corpses definitely go in the discards.

Moon Man is breaking my heart because I was actually beginning to like him

Is he a literal elderly homosexual negro?

Whacking it to Hatsune Miku is fine.

You are thin and gay and I would not have sex with you.

And you've now attracted the actual scitzos who don't actually read the article and details who will now go around spouting how Doritos are gonna make your cock invisible.

Salt autism, thats a new one

"Lolita lore" was not a term I was expecting to read today, let alone "mesugaki".

This makes me think you are some guro freak who furiously masturbates when blowing someone's head off in slow motion in Fallout: New Vegas.

Everyone outside of kiwi farms forgot he was a gay pornstar because he became skinny

I liked this thread before we started talking about baby dicks.

>open up the conspiracy thread
>page after page, its jews
I don’t know what else I expected.

Your username is “analrapist” bro

xir, this is Internet & Technology.

Your mom is a psyop.

Cosmetic surgery doesn't fix schizophrenia, what are you doing?

You don't really need drugs to pop a boner in battle

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Video games were ruined by the same people who ruined everything else: women and the Jews.

 

[Day of the Cope]

Your comment wasn't as funny as it sounded in your head.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

So she died in the process of murdering her twins. Which she got knocked up with because she was out fucking randos while her six year old son sat waiting for her at home.

Bye.

 

[Tablet County]

Opened one image without unspoiling anything and got jumpscared by rolling hills of pallid flesh.

"I HAVE A GAY PHONE TRYNA TO NANANA SOMETHING SOMETHING, WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE!!"

 

[Fungible penis]

I was going to call you a retard for misspelling whatever the fuck you were trying to spell but it turns out that's a word and I'm the retard.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

In a just world there would be some type of ban on British people making pizza in general. It's not right.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

Low IQ people are perfectly able to lead non-violent productive lives, or join the armed forces and lead violent productive lives.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

(e.g. the faggot who stole my bikes)

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Where is the random.txt thread?

 

[Gentlebastard]

So they just collected letters from male perverts pretending to be women?
At least Penthouse letters were by men pretending to be men who have sex.

The mind is a scary place. Best to avoid it, altogether.

I bet you're into having sex in a bed, with the lights out, with someone who you're romantically involved with, too.

Sick stuff, bro.

I've been having a rough as hell time lately but at least my balls haven't been exploded by 30 year old tech.

It's a war, stalker child. Don't get into one or give up if you don't want the consequences. Enjoy pager asplode

Summary, they're both retarded even though they agree on what, and why but now how to get to why.

Why can't I be wrong sometimes?

I guess the rule is I'm always the weird crazy guy in my family.

 

[lottalove]

like diamonds, a Kiwifarms post/thread is forever.

found here by @gran_autismo

 

[Dr. Butt]

You don't understand sister, you have to give me your used panties. It's the logical and environmentally friendly choice.

If you do feel like watching this, don't.

 

[CaddestSlown]

This is the Autistic Thunderdome.

If you aren't retarded, get the fuck out!

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

I am worried about her not voting at all or voting for, like, “Karl Marx” or “Skibidi Toilet.”

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's almost like they don't enjoy seeing children marching in dildo parades. Weird.

 

[Cnidarian]

This is why you can buy models of nude Sisters of Battle who are pregnant or chained up on ebay. Pretty wholesome, brings a lot to the hobbyist space.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I remember being a kid playing Pokemon Red on my transparent purple Gameboy Color and shooting a Pikachu in the fucking face with a gun I crafted from iron my enslaved Pokeniggers mined for me.