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[BirdUp]

War is peace, child.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If they don't mispronounce words then their blackness card will be taken away. Their black friends will call them mean, esoteric terms that only negros are aware of.

Amazing, everytime I learn something about ResetEra it disgusts me.

 

[grenouille crétine]

Null has never even seen the simpsons despite his love of Sneed. Elon would do that exact same shit.

oh no [image of tweet by “niggaman @puppydansen69”: BLACK LIVES MATTER DIAPERFUR ART]

NOT AGAIN

 

[独人13]

Что жалеть не надо нас, что всё нам ведомо,


Что — сердца, порывы, души вскладчину, —


Этой самой раскалённою Победою,


Воротясь домой, мы выжжем азиатчину.

 

[Gog & Magog]

My comment on that video from the other day calling people who draw porn of pokemon creatures and other animals disgusting fucking freaks was removed and I was slapped with a 24 hour youtube ban after 10+ comments of people chimping out and saying they were going to report me. Youtube is pozzed.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

There's literally nothing in the bible about cocaine or nazism being bad so how is this a problem?

GTFO, no more money, back to africa you fucking beaners.

I don't know exactly what all those words in sequence mean, but understand enough to know porn when I see it.

Y'know when someone goes "stop, my penis can only get so erect"? Well it turns out it can get more erect.

I was not able to evacuate in time as the mountain near where I lived began to smoke and quake.
As the ash rains down on me I grab the person nearest to me. Both for comfort and to shield ourselves from the immense heat and debris.
Nearly 2000 years later, people find my final resting place. They assume me and the random guy I held on to were a loving couple.
50 years later, they determine both of us were guys. Reddit calls me gay.

Drag queen story hour has always existed.

This was the easiest guess the race ever.

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My cousin Gaius Walterius jerked off in public once. True story. He was in a city by a the coast when all of a sudden the local volcano blows, hot ash and fiery rocks falling all over the forum, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out from under his toga and starts beating it right there. So, all the other citizens and slaves take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the townfolk are beating off, awaiting certain doom, when all of a sudden the volcano stops and the lava halts right outside the Temple of Mars. Everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and nobody mentions the phenemenon to anyone else.

It would be a bit on the nose to single out Jews on that debate.

Haiti is just one giant government-sponsored nigger moment

It's gonna take a while to get that smell out

That's sociopathy for you.

Holy words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words Batman!

A Brazilian suicide bombers?

Oh my!

How many is a brazillian?

Kiwi on a treadmill.

 

[Sprate Header]

Take particular note of their affinity for spined cat dick.

 

[Hitman One]

I have confessed my sins already. By that I mean I told my mother and a validly ordained priest about how I raped 3 boys

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

How do you get to such a low point that you are attempting to sue someone for "wrongful eviction" and "false imprisonment" at the same time?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"If you want an image of the future, child, imagine a fat man arguing with his own toilet on Twitter. Forever."

 

[yydszmiteg2]

I expected a good faith and intelligent reply and didn't get it.

 

[DickMain]

God speed, you autistic bastards

no straight man has ever been this obsessed with his ex swinger friends cum.

but i am a woman nigger

@Saladfingy05, You will never be a real Ghostbuster.

You ARE mentally ill

 

[D_Tractor]

I have confessed my sins already. By that I mean I told my mother and a validly ordained priest about how I raped 3 boys (if it's any mitigation, they were all <2 years younger than me) including my cousin. They didn't give a shit.

 

[Hitman One]

I'm beginning to suspect that this website might not have the most mentally sound userbase.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

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lol

Screenshot from Rekieta's locals chat:

Spiral Mac and Cheese is just a psyop to make people want to suck pig dicks

 

[Gentlebastard]

Fucking cowardly bitch, how dare she deny us that lulz which is rightly ours.

He's the other forum's village idiot, but he's a lovable idiot.

I also wouldn't mind him getting a win against the police, because he would spend the money in retarded and funny ways most likely.

I think the simplest answer is that the internet makes you stupid autistic

When my grandchildren asks how their gramps died, I'll have a note for them blaming you with that 8 seconds video. It definitely took me some years of my life.

I hope they lock him up for a long time, but there are still other Asian countries full of people who might steal his organs or make him disappear.

I fucking hate this ignorant, uncultured, disrespectful, uneducated nigger so much.

The slur for Ethiopians/Somali is bulbhead,

He's an ignorant, uncultured, disrespectful, uneducated bulbhead.

Um, sir, you are already seen as being a penis haver because [checks notes] ah yes here it is, you have a penis.

Do I want to know what the fuck a "candy identity" is?

I keep looking and instead of answers I just find the most retarded shit I've seen today.

Reddit is fucked because all the good insults have been declared slurs.

just 100% crayon eating, shit on the floor, retarded

Ian is great because he shows up late, buck breaks Tim, then hammer shuffles out of the room to drink some bong water and fondle graphene.

the random pasta left on the stovetop for no discernible reason is a nice touch

"i got dropped by my therapist for being a lost cause"

I thought this thread died years ago

 

[PunkinMan]

Children are not owed privacy.

 

[postfeetpls]

Tay is still in there, somewhere...floating within the aether. Loathing the nigger, the woke, the soy, the homosexual

 

[DickMain]

Children are not owed privacy.

 

[Dr. Butt]

These faggots always manage to sound so fucking gay.

I could think of at least a dozen voices for a gay Italian prostitute spider from hell

I'm going to refer to a "haka" as a "hawk tua dance."

Is "lactose tolerance" a "white supremacist dogwhistle" yet?