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[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Raped? You mean allied?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Can whoever is in charge of the highlights please take their szhizo meds and stop focusing on the people who wanna have a giant piss fight about how big and bad the government of California and the US as a whole is.

You all are just starting to sounds like some old fuck sitting by the window complainging to anyone who will listen about how miserable the weather is when it rains. WE ALL FUCKING KNOW!

Plz try and highlight the actualy intresting and worthwile documentation and not @AnOminous's most recent political tirade

Pretty sure it’s auto highlighted by engagement, old man. You’re yelling at mindless code

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Appreciate the analysis, even if it’s for the speed at which a sex toy obliterated a mentally ill man’s rectum.

 

[Stan]

Like... you can get all that, at the psych ward. (OK, maybe not the GF fuck pillow.)

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Please hit me up if you ever need a picture drawn terribly

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

(It says "I love anal." From here)

 

[The Spoils of War]

He Skeeted a lot.

 

[Laburnum]

he was forced at proverbial gunpoint to make a public statement announcing that he is not right wing – in front of a tribunal of trannies and furries.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

And therein lies the difference between Thomas the dogfucking pedophile and the average KF enjoyer.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"where will I get my mimosa now" boo hoo you have to stay in a motel while they build you another mcmansion

Suffah, hollywood!

 

[CallmeCicada]

The pot is calling the kettle a nigger here.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

nigga you schizophrenic and most of your waifus don't actually exist. It's not a school it's a mental hospital. You are hallucinating

 

[chimpSculpture]

"Reshiram is going to have to live with the fact that she let her stomach kill her husband for the rest of her life. It will be a heavy burden on my wife."

Last sentence of the second image.

I lost track of what he is even doing. damnit.

Spoiler: covid-19

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Spoiler: another post about reshiram

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[UERISIMILITUDO]

You will never experience autism like this anywhere else.

Please join in the festivities, it is a thread tradition to fling shit everywhere upon entering.

I have a custom trained AI for confirming poop findings.

 

[DickMain]

Take a look at this Daily Mail social experiment

 

[Hitman One]

... which if I understand correctly is somewhere between "4chan for girls" and a cult.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Letting normies on the internet was a mistake.

"Stop being offended by everything. Life is easier that way."

The pot is calling the kettle a nigger here.

He's one of those people who were full "YES LET'S HAVE GAY SEX ANUS TO MOUTH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO" but then clarify his partner must be wearing a COVID mask, right?

That's F as in "Fucking Retarded".

I imagine plant life just wilting and dying when he walks by, like in a cartoon

Nothing worse then working the late shift at a corner store and having a crack whore try and pay you with sweaty titty bills.

You don't want to advertise to the world that your paralegals have a worse understanding of the law than the average Sovereign Citizen.

How do people not piss themselves laughing whenever he exists in public? I know I would.

South Asia's Razor: never attribute to malice what is adequately explained by generations of inbreeding.

"I have no inner turmoil, child."

He misspelled “inner monologue”

One of my very first red pills was reading some shithole denizen casually use the phrase 'as thin as an angel's labia' when expounding upon something completely non-sexual. I'd never had a series of words evoke such a skin-crawling feeling of revulsion before.

We need to summon the soul of whoever introduced internet to jeets and torture it for all eternity.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Last I checked my forks and spoons didn't start going off on Francis E. Dec level rants about cyborgs and handmaiden enslavement shit.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Cool now the orange tip is stuck in my ass. Are you happy now? Is this what you wanted??

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

You know this argument is used by people who want to display pictures of naked cartoon children being raped everywhere, right? I used to use this argument all the time