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[neger psykolog]

i'm never going to let some common whore steal my virile semen, you can make stamina potions out of them, i'm not going to let that go for cheap

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You can draw a direct line from the scene where Trunks first goes supersaiyan to the five trillion fics where Gohan is forced to watch Cell dropkick baby Pan into a blender after having his Cell Jrs run a train on Videl in order to activate Omega Saiyan Red or some shit

At the end of the day, libertarianism is really just about getting high and masturbating.

 

[Uncle Buck]

A lawsuit this gay needs two dads. Unfortunately for Russ, neither of them seem particularly happy with him at the moment.

 

[Potato Burrito]

He mentions being "misgendered" right beforehand, too, which probably means some guy clocked him and gave him the stink eye as he crept into the women's restroom, and said other guy was actively deciding whether or not to go physically adjust his broken brain with concussive maintenance as the photo was being taken.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I fucked her.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I'd suck that dick. Really wouldn't have a choice.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I post because it's there. To shitpost where no man has shitpost before.

 

[mindlessobserver]

What the fuck is even "modest" child porn collection.

 

[Metamorpho]

Here's the last post of the thread
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Archiving is totally evil.... because it just is, okay!

What you call "documenting" qualifies as stalking and harassment more often than not.

 

[Bloitzhole]

he’ll win this suit and have plenty of money to open the Mile High Neon Waffle House and Whoreatorium

 

[Sneed Force One]

Noses are red
Fingers are blue
I chokeslam my son
And hit my wife too

 

[Oh Darn]

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[Mister Fister]

Don't forget LOAD BEARING SLURS

 

[Bear Powers]

Simple explanation:
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[Aunt Carol]

Ernest has always been a gay autistic furry weirdo, but up until his late 30s he seemed at least to be a functional adult.

"Um, Ackshully, I really DID commit suicide once, so therefore I know more about this than you. Did I mention that I'm VERY SMART?"

In conclusion, Ernest is VERY SMART, and he knows this because the videogame characters, deities, horses, dragons, dead relatives and Guts from Bezerk that live in his head told him so.

Again with the Gnosticism.

 

[Metamorpho]

Someone's not having a good day over on /x/
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I don't understand why we'd use Goofy's Son here to ask this, but I'm guessing neither does he.

Have you ever manifested sex or a girlfriend?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I am begging you to touch grass instead of children.

 

[JustSomeDong]

One day my kids will ask "what was the old internet like" and I'll quote metokur who said "you used to be able to put in 'Nigger Fight' into a youtube search bar and come up with a billion results" and I'll have to explain why that was a much better world.

As the lines between internet and IRL start to blend, the ability to remove people from comment sections starts extending to the rest of their thinking, and they become convinced that they should be allowed to remove you from reality.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I was taught to look both ways to cross a street at that age.

One less future rocket surgeon.

Tragic.

 

[Crex Crex]

Russia is a terrible poo country.