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[Antipathy]

>Contemporary AI and machine learning is on the same tier as the human brain in TYOOL 2020
Ok retard.

I didn't realize how early you could tell the difference until I clocked a trans kid at Disney a few years ago. He was probably about 8 or 9 dressed in girly clothes and had a girly haircut, but was quite obviously male. I felt bad that he has such shit parents.

Someone posted another long memeable diatribe on how we're all fat and gay.

I'm pretty convinced at this point that his donators must be into being findommed by a queer manchild.

Santa Claus is not a skeleton. He's a friendly old man with a white beard, pulled by a sleigh of rein deer.

Dude's already cut his dick off, there's no going back.

 

[419]

I’ve searched in all the neurologies. I’ve tasted that which is not autistic. And how can I ever look back?

Context:
- WITHOUT CONTENTION
- Carbonation grimace and Florian syndrome

 

[GHTD]

Oh, my glutamate-deficient child. Why would you take topiramate? You ARE topiramate.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Yo, that boy became an international terrorist, killed his brother, only relented from his plans of becoming a triple OG on a world scale after being beaten within an inch of his life and losing an arm, and made a girl a single mother still thirsting over him while he lives in the forest like a hobo because he was technically only a first-time offender.

This is new levels of "thirsting after niggas you keep saying ain't shit".

 

[verygayFrogs]

Niggas being niggas

Santa is canonically a straight white male. Santa-denier libs will be getting coal unless they can accept him for who he is.

Mitch McConnell's a self-serving bitch nigger who would choke an infant for 5 extra minutes of power in the senate, film at 11.

Gentleman our right to say nigger remains.
I call this a victory.

I haven't jacked off on stream

Imagine explaining to the murderer and kiddy fiddler in federal prison that you're in supermax for streaming Smashmouths "all star" over the internet.

The Kpop cucked the country.

Biden is so feeble a glass of extra tangy Metamucil could ruin his day, that old fuck.

If you hate drinking Coke/Pepsi, just say so you schizo.

I look away for five fucking minutes and someone commits arson out of sheer shitsplitting insanity.

This is your brain on Pepsi.

Man, who pissed in his soda?

Mayberry didn't have any niggers.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

It's probably a good time to mention that I'm the foremost poster on /r/neology and /r/neologisms, and I've been told that I come up with good words. Really, I have hundreds of neologisms.

 

[Just A Butt]

comon man raping is not that hard

 

[Antipathy]

Turn off the computer and it all stops.

It's not my server. If it was my server I'd make you suck my dick and then still not unban you.

Let’s not forget Gunpla/Gundam nerds, those glorious autistic bastards

 

[Return of the Freaker]

burn the coal, pay the toll.
Chinese power plants are built for bbc

 

[Antipathy]

Communism is the most hilarious of all systems of government.

I think the Pope should endorse something more useful like declaring that suicide is no longer a sin and then joining the 41%.

 

[Slav Power]

 

[verygayFrogs]

Parents are fucksticks for touching shit that's not theirs but a lawsuit is just funny. lol

Josh is a teenage girl at heart. Drama and gossip are all he wants.

"Over half of small businesses in America have been systemically destroyed by our unconstitutional lockdowns of healthy people in preparation for the Levant Banker's "Great Reset". International monopolies have consolidated power and are buying up every asset that is left. Here's 500 billion dollars in near worthless Fiat currency we printed just yesterday. Oh look, Jeff Bazos owns over 50% of the country's wealth. Have a nice day citizen, wear your mask!" - U.S. Government

 

[TV's Adam West]

Sorry i dont remember the exact age i was indoctrinated by a furry on youtube.

 

[UncleTusky]

I only like Pokemon to be treated like the best they can! What if a Pokemon enjoys being fat? Is their right to be how they want to be!

What are we supposed to be afraid of? A dickless sped is definitely not on the top ten list of common fears.

The link in Tragi-Chan's quote is not working right because it is from a locked thread, the original is here. Sorry fam.

 

[nekrataal]

KiwiFarms is just a far right conservative website where people mock anyone who dares to be different.

from https://kiwifarms.net/threads/an-open-statement-to-kiwifarms.79021/

 

[AnOminous]

from https://kiwifarms.net/threads/an-open-statement-to-kiwifarms.79021/

Yeah it's so far right that right wingers had to run away and hide in a hugbox because they were afraid of meanrates from some dude with a Hulk Hogan avatar.

 

[nekrataal]

Yeah it's so far right that right wingers had to run away and hide in a hugbox because they were afraid of meanrates from some dude with a Hulk Hogan avatar.

Apparently it’s far right conservative to make fun of Brazilians with Pokémon fetishes, though. I’m out of touch on all of this.

 

[Just A Butt]

Apparently it’s far right conservative to make fun of Brazilians with Pokémon fetishes, though. I’m out of touch on all of this.

yes

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Why am I on kiwifarms again? Oh against my will, that's right.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wonder how many of them knew it was actually Nazis who got us to the moon.