Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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Chaturbate performer, daughter sub, cutter, and stoner from Ontario, Canada
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Extremely Obese Neo-Nazi with a fetish for fat girls and being banned
Thirsty Republican Party Chairman Who Shits out Conspiracy Tinfoil on Twitter, Loved by Ghost
Likely an aspie who spergs on more successful programmers, and developers.
chubby chaser, vegan, male feminist, menstruation lover, terrible artist
Sees Jesus, Talks to His Television, Obsessed with Taylor Swift, Now with felony charges
Jason Mewes look-a-like tranny who hates everything.
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aka ZSponge writes a butthurt "song" and KF shitposts
The Most Australian Man, a Goat, and Drinking One's Own Piss
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200+ lb 'anorexic' malingering instagrammer who has every severe illness known to man
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Salty Radfem Professor Who Made a /baph/ thread on Herself to Play the Victim
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Anthony Logatto 2.0 and Edgelord Musician, Cosplayer, and Youtuber
Foreign Cartoon Fanatic. Draws porn of preschool aged cartoon characters. /co/ spammer.
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Slept her way into RoosterTeeth, directly caused the death of Monty Oum, and pissed away 250k
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Baton Rouge Cop Killer, PUA, Black Seperatist, and Conspiracy Nut
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Pedo druggy stalker who smokes weed and other drugs in front roomate's dog, 1436 videos and counting
The Salty Islamic Gamer
Trans Fire[wo]man and Jittery Musical Sensation; Potential Superstar
Music plagiarizing junkie and pseudo intellectual anarchist who compares genres to racism
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Blames Kiwi Farms for Julie Terryberry´s suicide
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He gave the Pope Undertale for love and peace...?
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a poor man's boxxy (if boxxy looked like Sarah Silverman after 30 years of working in a brothel)
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How to properly milk lolcows
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Elderly, Disabled Widower forced to take Turdsucking Pig to Court
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TRIGGER WARNING (since apparently you ppl are no better than SJWs)
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Tranny Feminist Tumblr SJW and Wannabe Haxor
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Big paedo making videos for paedos and talking with other paedos :(
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Amature Pornstar & SJW That Owns Fake Sex Toy Shop and is Glad Amanda Todd Was An Hero
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Traced art from Sonic X for Sonic OC Flash movie & makes death threats to anyone who criticizes him.
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Gerontologist and social conservative Orthodox Jew.
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Cofounder of StackExchange and the failure Discourse
has rape/slavery/incest fantasies about a shit pop band
salty over trans march video
Something Awful Helldump doxxer superstar founder of SRS, twitter addict and wandering journalist
Altright Autist Who Fearmongers about the "Demographic Decline"
CWC, Onision and DSP A-log who makes cringeworthy videos and tweets
TERF in Denial, Cathy Brennan Fan, Butterflies and Wheels Blogger
Black Bishop Nigga, Jesus Freak, Pothead, YouTube Trucker A-log of B-Truth Ministries
Blogger that Doesn't Want MISOGYNISTIC GAMERGATE SCUM Linking His Posts
Asian Stereotype and Vapid Youtube Prankster Who Puts Copyright Claims on Videos That Mock Him
“Pedophile Priests for Life: Sex is Good”
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Transgender, Coprophiliac, Furry, Asexual artist from Tumblr
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Obviously insane paranormal "expert" that has sex with ghosts
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Skitzocow
Internet Skitzocow/Camwhore "Jesse Slaughter" is now a special snowflake dipshit Tumblr user.
Maybe beating your kids isn't such a bad idea after all...
A Loveshy Aspie who Makes Really Spergy YouTube vids
Self-titled "leading autism activist", British Peter Guerin (DocForbin)
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