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[Toothp!ck]

You are Indian.

 

[Hitman One]

These are your delusions again, stalker. Your body was not preparing to become pregnant. You did not ovulate. Your uterine lining is not shedding. You do not have a uterus. You are mentally ill, stalker. You are part of a cult, criminally obsessed with children. Enjoy (male) prison.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

This is the kind of elaborate sophist argumentation that your parents make to their friends after everyone saw you in your sister's dress

 

[Dr. Butt]

You seem to be under the impression that archive.org is run by people that aren't censorious faggots.

I would have archived the thread, but it 404'd while I was writing this post. Sad!

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

We get it nigger. If it has a penis and it isn't Josh Moon you think they are bad.

 

[Meat Target]

If you're buying wargaming supplements to wank off to, I can see why that might be a concern, but there's literally three whole factions that consist of distilled fetish material already.

Don't make me use the coom broom.

Which is what I thought cool girls were like when I was in my "Chasing my friends with poo on a stick" developmental stage.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Jimmy Carter’s biggest mistake was never bombing the Chinese.

Any recent Kamala updates? Kind of craving drunk brown lady sad.

I was atheist until I met a troon. I'm now agnostic for I have seen a real demon and they are the majority transgendered.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"I was eating these endless fries and it reminded me of the plight of undiverse models everywhere."

 

[Guest123]

I am starting to develop schizophrenic thoughts, that is not going to end well, I am SpongeBob, I am going to Mormon Heaven, I love SpongeBob, I want to become him due to being autistic

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Are there any trannies that cut off the dick, but keep the balls? I think that would be really funny.

 

[Pedophobe]

Urge to kill: static. Already at maximum.

Copilot suggested I watch Kino Casino.

Autism is not a superpower.

 

[Hitman One]

Fuck off back to whatever tard holding facility you came from.

 

[Crex Crex]

Why can't you draw Josh Allen I can draw Josh Allen with my dick

 

[Oliver Onions]

I am imagining an autist spending five years in federal prison, being released, and then immediately going home and making another Kiwi Farms account

 

[Gentlebastard]

I let the power level slip at work today and said that I think Indians are a smelly plague on the Earth. I thought people would be offended until my coworker started talking about how carpet bombing India would solve a lot of problems. All in all, a pretty productive conversation.

You can say anything you want on here as long as it's something not downright retarded

You Will Never Be A Dainty Little Flower.

Heartbreaking! The Worst Person You Know Has Made A Good Point!

Think of how much CO2 we could stop producing with Total Jeet Death man.

Take your Reddit-approved racism elsewhere. We’re talking about niggers eating cornstarch here.

There's something to be said to come in third in a biggest retard competition that's very appropriate for him, and thus my preferred outcome.

That’s like me saying that I’m not a racist because I like my cat (I am a racist).

Shit, even by the standards of "dipshit trying to sound deep", this is immensely retarded.

I have a creek on my property and one of my dogs hangs out there with a box turtle. I don't think this is somehow a profound statement on nature or friendship.

 

[PhoBingas]

Why are you leaking our dms dude?

"I'm not trooned in here with you, you're trooned in here with me!"

 

[grenouille crétine]

I'm speechless. Waterboarding wouldn't make me ask my parents for my dildos back.

 

[CaddestSlown]

I don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but... it seems like you're fucked up. You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I don't care for anyone else in different timezones, EST Timezone is the only important timezone when it comes to NYE and basically anything else

Oh my God it's that Haruhi troon. I've known about him forever.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"I'm not trooned in here with you, you're trooned in here with me!"