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[MediocreMilt]

Oh come on, i know what boobs are. Yeah where i live i see nothing but old women all the time. If i lived in say LA id see plenty of women my age, dyed hair, not afraid to show off some skin, id feel different. You must think im complelely shut in

 

[verygayFrogs]

What the hell is it about tumblr that incubates this behavior?

Am I to assume "exceptional individual" is code for something or a word filter result?

IT'S OKAY WHEN ~I~ DO IT!

Why can't we all just get along?

Biology is bigotry I guess!

Furry porn is simply not for me

Time to make poke-porn and get in on those fap bux

Farts are pretty fun tbh

My kink is watching paint dry.

This is the worst Sailor Moon reboot ever.

I wonder how many random people she's screeched at for no reason at all

Stealth autism perhaps.

If I meditate like this will I also obtain her autistic superpowers?

Well this is shaping up to be a hell of a ride

Drone guy is a true American hero.

Older women just seem to have this odd thing for celestial beings guiding their vagina.

all white women love da star bucks

Disney shows: NOT EVEN ONCE.

Lolcows associated with communism have ruined everything for me.

Fascists were late to the game (but ended up just as cucky)

this shit is making me irrationally angry

Because I hate myself and want to die and this is the next best thing short of pulling the trigger.

I’m not going to go away for 10 minutes to get a snack and come back to find out that some thing totally benign that I said blew up and everyone is calling me names and standing outside my door with pitchforks.

Wow, they really fucked this one up.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I am VERY cautious about the amount of personal information I give out online.

 

[FeatherDuster]

As I suspected, humans have hatred of other life in their DNA.

 

[Μusk]

"I'm just baffled at the thought that someone jerks off to the fantasy of turning into a watermelon"

 

[PhoBingas]

Either this girl is going to kill ralph or they will become the Bonnie and Clyde of robbing burgers from trash bins. The resulting grime spree will be dramatised in a low budget film directed by CRP and starring Bruce Vilanch as Ethan and Ellen Page as Faith. The movie will bomb horribly.

 

[SIGSEGV]

The admins were even more autistic than I thought.

 

[Army Burger]

Isn't it illegal to put a non-asian woman in a cage?

 

[MediocreMilt]

what trump hate? Ohhhh you mean by paying attention to the facts!

 

[verygayFrogs]

Don't get your hopes up, buddy.

and you're a brony. Keep you opinions to yourself

(some dude on twitter)

GOOGLE COCKSUCKERS

GRRR IT'S M-RATED SO IT'S TOO ADULT FOR MY CHILDISH TASTES

Now I'm wondering who the real bully is in this mess.

Fake and gay. Even a middle schooler would cringe.

Why isn't everything specifically tailored to my interests

Oh please, 10 years old is too generous for his intellect.

Every single thing he says is complete autism.

an Atari Jaguar for a brain.

I say it's more akin to a Jaguar CD...in that both never fucking work.

he just posted tentacle porn starring under age women, no big deal.

So much autism

This guy can't do simple research can he.

Oh, and making threats of his detractors getting beheaded by ISIS.

And he has a hateboner for new technology.

Jesus Christ, did this guy asphyxiate on Lego as a kid or something?

He has zero impulse control. It's kind of amusing, really. Poke him with a stick and he'll lash out like you've just caused him massive bodily damage. All while gobbling like a turkey.

My soul hurts

pls dont dr phil us

Holy shit is he trying to threaten God?! I mean I'm not a relgious man, but even if I was, exactly how is that supposed to pan out?

eople still give a shit about Barney and Friends?

People above the age of 5 give a shit about Barney and Friends?

Autistic people, mainly.

destroying his will to be a boy

He wants to be a tranny?

If Obama keeps screwing up this country, I'm moving to Japan!

It's Canada you goddamn moron

Don't think he considered the possibility that the Japanese hate spergs even more than Americans do.

Happiness is alien to some people.

I am a fucking shame to God himself.

What's with him and Muslims? Is he going to start randomly call people "Jews" next?

And I love how he screams about the internet but lacks the fucking cojones to just cut down his internet forever.

Blake's a mong who chose to record this video of assache on the spot rather than keep it to comments or silently like a normal functioning human would.

 

[SIGSEGV]

We don't care. You are a nigger.

 

[Army Burger]

Terfs were quick to point out that "Cadance" is not so innocent and has written about shoving tampons up his asshole

 

[Basil II]

r/emulation - Comment by u/rabbitmeetswolf on ”Does anyone know if Byuu/Near is alright?”

220 votes and 165 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

Cringe culture and those who partake in it are naught but evil in human form.

I do know an ex-GG'er who wound up cleaning his act and weaning himself from their evil ideology and beliefs, so it certainly isn't too far from the realm of possibility.

 

[Army Burger]

Honestly, "blow secret on gaming gurl's rep wide open and then become pseudonymous furry artist" seems like a viable and lucrative career path.

 

[AMHOLIO]

MY ARMOR IS AUTISM
MY SHIELD IS THE QUIXOTIC MEDALLION
MY SWORD IS MY PEE PEE
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IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR
LET NONE SURVIVE​

 

[Army Burger]

bruh you just literally genocided all troons

 

[PhoBingas]

Ethan thirsts for the Pensacolan penis

 

[verygayFrogs]

Furries are not original lol idk why this comes as a surprise

Autistic Genius Furry Sociopath that is a quite a description

if they announce a con i'll go in fully fledged gamer gear

He wants to be the 'ruler' of the furry community.

lets hope i ain't fucked bois

the person who wrote the thread on you, of being someone that we just figured out that you have some fucking freak show backroom sex shit with.

What in the ever loving fuck is this dude on

I need to fucking sleep.

you’re legitimately exceptional

Exploitable meme, anyone?

I, for one, welcome our salty shitlords.

Here’s my anatomically ethnically correct version of Elsa from Frozen,” and its just some fatass black woman with dreads taking a shit in a lake.

Autism. The answer is always autism.

 

[FeatherDuster]

If you need to write a novel's worth of excuses proving you're not a pedophile, people will 100% believe you are a pedophile

Phil Fish was a genius. He understood that consumers were sheep and the gaming industry was a sham, and that journalists were faggots. He made a shitton of money off a dumpster fire and left. Anyone who does that is admirable.

haha, now they've devolved into shit too. your luck is terrible

The kids crawled into holes...so that when the dinosaurs stuck their heads in, the kids beat the dinosaurs to death with rocks.

But what happens when kid gets big?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Fuck me sideways. Alex has crossed into full Poe's Law territory.

Its retarded that a 30 year old man can upload this shit to the internet and think "yep this will make people stop thinking im a pedophile"

Well shit, the rot pocket closing saga begins, gonna call it Neovagina Genesis Troongelion 3.0: You Can (Not) am hole

Today on shit normal women don't do: name their fucking genitals. Naming your junk is a guy thing.

Savant would be more fitting. Utterly brilliant at one specific thing, otherwise retarded. This would also fit yanderedev too, if he was good at something.