Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 102 34.0%

  • Total voters
    300
Unfortunately by all accounts it seems like April wants to wash her hands of the situation and not look back, I doubt she would get involved again unless Nick was trying to drag her back into it and her only recourse to get rid of him were to authorize the release of the footage.
Fair enough but I'd venture to suggest that publicly displaying her intimate, disgusting and humiliating texts and then continuously publicly discussing her former marriage, their affair and drug use, might count as dragging her back in. Can't imagine her name gets great Google results these days but who knows maybe she's totally unaware.
 
Idk man, over time I think of it as less of a joke and more of a “maybe” that Nick caught a demon as an std.

His behavior is so fucking unhinged and he -revels- in doing everything that is obviously not fucking good to do

Being real, he was smart enough to pass the bar exam not THAT long ago, like within the past decade, wasn’t it?
10 years and a couple of months (Feb 2015).

So how can you be smart enough to pass the bar and simultaneously too stupid to understand nitrous isn’t even fun and and you’d literally be better off having your retarded junior high friend choke you out for a similar hypoxia high that doesn’t damage your dna
I doubt you'd be surprised to learn that a lot of smart people are practical idiots. Or that Nick isn't smart, which he is not, unless you get extra points for hubris and narcissism (no). Undistinguished in high school, undistinguished at a noncompetitive college, undistinguished at every job he's ever had, undistinguished at a low-tier law school, undistinguished (putting it generously) as a lawyer, loud and wrong as a legal commentator, disaster of a parent.
 
"Should be" is not a synonym for "is." Unfortunately, Minnesota is virtually the of Florida, which has the "Sunshine Law," which should be the national model for public records laws.
I actually feel bad for Florida in one respect: One of the reasons they get called retarded so often ("Florida man" jokes) is they have excellent public records laws. It's really not that they are more retarded than any other state. It's just easier to see their retardation.

That is not "the position" anyone took, as far as I have seen - and again, would love to see it if I missed it.
Okay. Did you watch Sean's evening show the other day (the one he did 90 minutes after Karen Read)? If not, I recommend you do so. He goes over why he thinks the Prosecutor and White (and I guess technically the judge now, after today) are wrong and why the two bodycams were properly presented/introduced/whatever into evidence and the court record (he uses both terms), so as to qualify them as public record.

It's in the second segment, at about the 31 minute mark.

 
The point isn't about being wrong, the point is that it's a lot of gay whining from people who live in these threads and are upset that every single Farmer isn't up to date with every single detail about Balldo as if he's some obscure cow with a low traffic thread that gets a couple of posts a week. And in all that whining no one bothered to link to whatever posts that have these details that they think are so important that everyone needed to know about them.
Ignore it. Have you never learned that lesson from a lolcow?
 
Kayla is utterly worthless. She is willing to lay around stoned out off her worthless ass while Nick starves her children to the point they're visibly emaciated and looking like African orphans you'd use to raise money. She doesn't even give a single shit about the kids she pumped out like some kind of retard factory.
She is wholly dedicated to the Discolored Streetmeat lifestyle and most likely has been for years by now...

I personally believe Aaron is still holding back some stories—especially regarding them damn keedz. But I could be wrong.
Most likely, Aaron is playing it fast and loose in a lot of this but he has managed to duck and weave legal liability by sheer retarded luck but also seems intent on at least not making it worse for the kids.

There's nothing erect about Nick. There is plenty of homo though.
"Lies and slander you dishonest kiwifag! I will have you know that erect men are regularly inside me! I win again!" :really:


i honestly don't understand why anyone would still side on team rekieta. after all of the revelations with the daughter testing positive for cocaine, rekieta should be irredeemable to a tradcon winemom audience. especially since rekieta is unrepentant for all of it.

i don't get it. why are the wine moms sticking with nick rekeita? rekieta is an ugly man. so it can't be physical attraction, like hasan has for his female audience. rekieta is not funny, so it can't for the intentional lols. at this point, rekieta is too brain damaged to be witty, charismatic, or noble. is it just the sunk cost fallacy? the wine moms invested too much time in rekieta, so they would look stupid if they turned on him?
I would argue those sticking around the N2O King aren't your average wine mom. I think those all went to Emily Baker and related types once Nick made it clear how boring he found trial streaming. Wine moms want the goss on true crime stuff and probably find Emily a kindred spirit.

I think Nick's flock is more accurately crack moms. White trash types who cling to conservative or lolbertarian dogma for purely self centered reasons. It doesn't take much for many of these people to admit to having substance abuse issues too. See chief sweeper in comments, Nicola, as one example. I think many of them see themselves in Nick as a "persecuted" figure and project a ton onto him. He's more than happy to play into it to feed his narc need for control.
The kind of women who still stick around Nicholas the drug-cuck are the same single mothers that invite suspicious men into their lives then go to bat for the suspicious men to the point of testifying in court against their own children even after video and rape-kits proves their children were abused due to their choice in men, the kind of people who cannot be helped.


I think them denying the people the footage reflects poorly on Kandiyohi County and makes them seem complicit in either abetting a convicted criminal or trying to absolve themselves of percieved guilt. I believe the only way to show themselves in good faith is by releasing the footage, unless they have something very dark to hide.
Francis White, I can understand (possibly even expect), but the fucking County Attorney?
I wonder if the county trying to suppress the footage is because there is something in it the county is guilty of in inlusion to nick. Like the police or the county messed something up that would have indicted nick way more and so all parties involved do not want that footage to come into the public perception.
What is Kandiyohi county trying to hide? Is it true that this was all a setup to get Nick? Did the cops rub cocaine residue into his daughter's hair to get a positive test and ruin Nick's reputation because he was speaking truth to power? Clearly the county, the cops, and the judges are trying to bury all their sins with Nick's career and hoping no one notices. Maybe Nick was right all along...
What I don't understand is why the county is willing to help him? He has accused multiple people multiple times of planting evidence and improper behavior, but they can't actually have done this on the footage because then he would be releasing it himself regardless of how dirty it is, he wouldn't have even pleaded guilty.

I was fairly convinced that this guy had given the county plenty of motivation to spite him, now they're trying to deny an order to do so? There has to be something greater at play here.

Either that or Nick is extremely good at portraying himself as someone who needs protecting.
What for? Is Rekieta just that well connected or is it more a matter of this case being a huge public circus for their county and them wanting to quietly sweep it away?
So to avoid a lawsuit from Rekieta they're risking a lawsuit from Null? Is this Kandiyohi county calling Null bitchmade and that he won't sue? "WELL ACKSUALLY WE ARENT RELEASING JACK SHIT WUT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT BISSSH?"
This is not about Nicholas at this point, I am sure of it. Everyone is trying to protect themselves from losing the benefits of being in the good graces of the Rekieta Crime Family and their oil money. Or even protect themselves, with that kind of small town politics and the riches of the Rekieta Crime Family it would mean that whoever has to take the fall could have their entire family driven out of the county if not the state. The pettiness of small town dynamics in cases like this can be terrifying and it would not be the first time a rich family ruins the lives of an entire bloodline to make a point of not slighting them.

I feel given how many people despise Rekieta that if the state or county cockblocks the bodycam enthusiasts people will just "illegally" drop what they have MNPublicRecords style and that will be that. Rekieta has no goodwill other than what his mom can buy so no one will shield him unless financially motivated to do so. It will come out. Unlike Rekieta.
So are Nick's parents bribing the judge and prosecutor to act retarded. Or are they doing this by their own stupidity?
The fact that even the county is sweeping for Nick at this point is hilarious. What kind of karmic lottery winner do you need to be to slip out of consequences this consistently? The sacred geometry of lolcows is truly beyond mortal understanding. It's staggering. They suffer, but only ever because of their own narcissistic bondage. External reality can never touch them.
Why would the sheriff help Nick ? I thought everybody hated him in the county
Guess Rekieta's family can pull "powerful family" strings for him too in addition to enabling him with pure infinite cash infusions. I shouldn't be surprised.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was a desperate, twofold attempt to save face for the county and to honor a backroom deal that the sheriff had with Bob and Celeste.

Can't have their least successful baby boy ruin the family image, y'know.
Can't imagine its worth whatever trouble they'd get into by just outright denying a court order. Can't the sheriff be held in contempt for saying they just outright will not adhere to a court order?
My view is that it is not so much about protecting Nicholas as it is protecting the Rekieta reputation and remaining in the good graces of Bob and Celeste. They hold the county moneybags and can stop donating to, or supporting the businesses and organizations of anyone related to the person or persons considered to be guilty of failing to stop the release of the bodycam footage.

Someone needs to look into this Candy-oh-high County Sheriff who is ignoring a judge's lawful order to release the body cam footage.
This reeks of possibly taking a bribe from mommy and daddy Rekieta, er.. I mean their campaign contribution to get him re-elected.
sheriff is an elected position and donations are supposed to be public...any Rekietas on that list?
Possibly, but there is no reason to believe they would have to be so direct. With old money like this in small communities it is very easy to keep the donations far away from the goal you are actually paying for. You want a specific judge or sheriff to be elected?
Simple, attend public events and social gatherings, like the Rekieta Crime Family is well known to do, talk up your candidate regularly to powerful and influential people while asking how their grandkids business is doing, perhaps you will shop there in the future?
Ask how their sick relative is doing, maybe they need a better place in a nice hospice, help jumping the line for a spot in a certain hospital wing, or they could use help finding a good doctor? Maybe one of their relatives is organizing a charity or public event, ask about it, promise to attend and invite some of your rich friends to come along, easy.
Maybe their nephew is having problems securing permission to build a new store or house? Promise to mention it to your good friend on the City Board or Mayor as you are having dinner with them next weekend. I could go on describing the basics of small town influence peddling but this is already long winded.

They’re not protecting Nick, they’re protecting themselves. This video is damning not to a neglectful alcoholic who didn’t give a fuck until he got caught, but to the sheriffs and DHS of Kandiyohi, who let this retard make an ass of their little town in the middle of fucking nowhere. The last thing they want is YouTube channels like EWU to broadcast this colossally embarrassing fuck up to the world.
Could be a part of it as well, but I suspect the fear of fallout from the heads of the Rekieta Crime Family's Bob and Celeste is a more urgent worry for them.
 
Plus it'll show he's a liar and that it wasn't just "some laundry in piles" and that the cocaine wasn't secured
My favorite line he said about the state of his house is that there was just some dust on the vents.

More than likely it is Copenhagen.
Nick is the Mayor of Copenhagen.

Brother, we're in Hallmark movie territory with how this plot is playing out
More like Blumhouse territory.

<Kayla refuses to speak without her attorney present
Twist, though. Nick was her attorney at that time. :really:
 
I'm just laughing at narc injury Nick seething in his shitty Jamaica tank top and short shorts when the officers showed up.
My favorite part of all this is just Nick in his fag cuck getting buttfucked up the ass by Jamaicans shirt that he was wearing in his mugshot, where he was glaring angrily, trying to look tough, at all the Internet people he knew would be laughing at him.
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Just look at his face. "FUCK YOU KIWI FARMS" is what it says because he knew exactly where it was going.

Just look at the sadness. The sorrow. The MALDING. He knows he's going to be clowned on for the rest of his life, and this is the face he makes.

The tears of unfathomable sadness. DELICIOUS!
 
The little kid telling the cop that her dad told her not to answer the door, and not crying or appearing scared of the police makes me think she was kind of telling on Nick, like she was glad an authority figure showed up. Even though Nick would have done his best to make his kids distrust the police, I'm sure they would have got a different message from the normal members of the family and community.
 
Legit my autism is going now.
Whisky starter. Really? Was there a mention of a still or some type of brewing vessel or anything like that?
Because I'll be real with you, I don't think Nick has the patience to brew and distill liquor, but also if he was just brewing shit in some closet somewhere the smell in that place would be even worse.
 
MNDES is the digital evidence system. You can upload items you expect to use as evidence before they are offered in court and then accepted/ admitted into evidence by the Court. In this case, the position of the County is that these items were not accepted into evidence (they and White agreed during the hearing that he would remove them) and therefore they should not be automatically made public.
White made a filing and offered them to support his motion...which makes them exhibits.
 
10 years and a couple of months (Feb 2015).


I doubt you'd be surprised to learn that a lot of smart people are practical idiots. Or that Nick isn't smart, which he is not, unless you get extra points for hubris and narcissism (no). Undistinguished in high school, undistinguished at a noncompetitive college, undistinguished at every job he's ever had, undistinguished at a low-tier law school, undistinguished (putting it generously) as a lawyer, loud and wrong as a legal commentator, disaster of a parent.
This is a special case, though.. I hung out with a lot of dumb people as a teenager, and did a lot of dumb things, and even among people whose illustrious futures involved things like prison for burglary, it was well fucking understood that nitrous was the lowest of the low. It was the drug equivalent of picking cigarette stubs out of public ashtrays. Huge shame stigma
 
The little kid telling the cop that her dad told her not to answer the door, and not crying or appearing scared of the police makes me think she was kind of telling on Nick, like she was glad an authority figure showed up. Even though Nick would have done his best to make his kids distrust the police, I'm sure they would have got a different message from the normal members of the family and community.
True, and maybe she was also trying to explain why she was disobedient to the police officer's orders, since she's trained to obey orders from multiple adults, such as homeschool teachers, extracurricular instructors, Sunday school teachers, April, Aaron, and, once-upon-a-time, the nanny. A really sad and pathetic scenario either way.
 
So what, click through the highlights, dozens or hundreds of times until someone finds the one post that has the information you're sperging out about? That's not how that feature works.

This thread alone has gotten over 350 pages in 10 days by the way. So this isn't even a thread with regular traffic/updates by the standards of most lolcows, Nick is a unique case.
Stop being a faggot and shitting up the thread because you posted without knowing what you were talking about. Take it to DMs if you're pissed because to be honest I'm sick of reading your posts.
You're the one crying, stop projecting it on to me. I'd already edited it by the time you replied and got mad in the first place. Others are noticing:
You too.
 
Agree. Brother, this is little town politics. They don't like being put under a microscope. Fuck, they have probably done this before in other cases. They didn't have the Slobbermutt and the most autistic website watching their every move. They are fucking terrified. It's why they're being sloppy and breaking all sorts if rules. Their small pond just got big.
It's kind of annoying because given the notes we've seen, none of this shows the police doing anything wrong at all. If anything, it makes them look good.

They acted with concern for the children, even put up with a barking dog without shooting it, in general, they just acted professionally while dealing with total assholes. Why the fuck is the county obsessed with concealing shit that actually apparently would make them look good and dispel all of the lies of this coke-addled faggot Nick Rekieta?

Seriously, they made sure everyone, including the perps, left with shoes on at least, and made sure the kids, before getting placed with the grandparents, all had their electronics, and appropriate clothes, I mean why hide this? It doesn't make the cops look bad at all.
 
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