random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[vomitusdeux]

You are doing also racism. Even though this site share people's private information, it is ridiculous and unreasonable that your site is considered legal by the United States.

W*men are the niggers of gender.

Then why are most of them not single, journoroach?

Windows 11 poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague upon our houses!

It probably could be better, but "endocrine" was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with "borderline."

My farts smell like popcorn and I will fart in your face as proof if you need one. I'm not totally not making this up to have an excuse to fart in people's faces. Everyone who says so is a dirty liar and deserves to be farted in his face.

This isn't fucking DeviantArt. It's not your Facebook. It's not fucking Reddit. KF is not a portfolio for you to showcase your horrendous massacres of the human body unless you're posting those lop sided tits of yours.

Eat shit.

What is up with these retards and not cleaning themselves properly?

Seriously though she said all Jewish people are inbred (along with other shit) and that's why you can be racist towards them or something stupid like that. I love her despite her being more politically correct but God damn was that out of left field and hilarious.

Bitch, I'm not accusing you of anything other than being ugly and retarded. You got me mixed up with your schizo voices again.

"The trannies stink in the dark, you can smell them if you're driving. You just run them over, that's what you do."

 

[Aunt Carol]

to summarise, your sperm turns retarded the day you hit 35 and your kid is gonna end up having mega-autism.

 

[Table Country]

If Tommy Tooter ever defeated me in an intellectual battle of wits like this, I would drown myself in the bathtub.

She’s Russian. The racial slurs are implied.

"The trannies stink in the dark, you can smell them if you're driving. You just run them over, that's what you do."

You must always respect the words of a Schizo. They are tapping into the primordial chaos.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

harmless and marketable quirks like pizza, leprechauns, and alcoholism

He is banned from Taco Bell. How delightfully white trash.

BANNED FROM TACO BELL?!

weird corporate fuckdoll faggot

I swear to god, if you’re Jimmy I will turn this car around and we’re not going to Funkytown.

Trans people are literally more protected then child abuse victims.

a woman who is larping as a Harry Potter witch, and looks like down syndrome Fiona.

he looks like the protagonist from hatred except more Faggy.

He really comes off as wanting to be a Hot Topic PewDiePie.

Chimping out isn't a racial thing, it's a state of mind

ideological puke cake

complaining that some crush or gore video was not to his oh so discerning taste.

His wife is incredibly fat and ugly, and I would never, ever, ever have sex with her.

I would call him stupid but it is more likely his parents dropped him on his head as a baby.

Bitch, you've pushed like, what, seven kids out of your snatch and now you suddenly don't know what gender you are?

gender blobs rubbing each other

The true crime genre and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

his autism prevents him from being engaging

2m tall wardrobe-shouldered linebacker nigger.

Sanders just touches Jazz’s moobs and then empties his load in his boxers while unleashing a haunting moan of allyship and shame.

Like Danny De Vito’s and a goblins 400 lb love child.

Ashkenazi penis nose and rat squint

has as much charisma as a toasted bagel

about as interesting as an oatmeal buffet

Cancerous fanbase and failures be damned, you can’t kill the hedgehog.

gay porn edits of MrBeast.

sun-baked retards in the desert and the Appalachian mole people.

"Hey babe, saw your horrified glances from across the room. Want to look at these pictures of my brother's mutilated junk and debate talmud?"

the most butthurt of them all.

the ginormous tranny nigger who isn't a woman

The same user who created this subreddit thinks it's helpful to correct pronouns on the Femboy Hentai subreddit.

dick mitosis

they are basic bitches suffering from a social contagion and an inability to stop consuming yaoi.

Neophallus hypewomen are the NFT bros of gender.

blubber buckets

makes him look like if the pedophile from The Lovely Bones fucked Mr. Clean here.

if having millions of niggers in your country is the key to lasting prosperity, Africa should be many times richer than Japan

a big gaping pussy like all those other dEaD cancer guys

cats are constantly pissing, shitting and birthing on her

starts with a Pinterest board and ends in internet race war.

Some are even attractive and fit, I have noticed that the more racist users tend to be the hottest (me)

he opinion of someone who has never risked his capital for anything other than the age of his prostitute

Have you ever seen anything more manly then taking a pic with a plushie? Absolute KING!

this thread is like an accidental benadryl trip

liberals are rapists of the soul

The needle is a phallus, the vax juice is the jizz.

there are people looking for trans rep in Chowder, ffs.

I am convinced antkeeping is on the verge of being ruined by normies or troons.

ignoring the plight of disabled dyslexic African pygmies

conquest dialates for no one!

morbidly obese dinoturkeys with a colour scheme straight out of a grand mal seizure

Maybe all the homosexual bonobos are that way because they got lured into little bonobo vans by pedophile bonobos when they were children.

she is trying to distinguish herself from Godless heathens (as we are all famously known for Batista bombing our children and younger siblings into their beds at night).

it will be able to locate a titty in the night

like a politically charged estrogen filled communist rally

the gore community's version of MovieBob.

Life’s too short. A person of size could trip and crush you tomorrow.

Thus, there’s no such thing as a trans skeleton, non binary skeleton etc.

"Quiet quitting" but it's his arteries.

this was not a man destined for success, except at clogging his arteries.

flat earth believing cock goblin.

as he gets ready to give Jesus salmonella in the after life.

Eunuch/asexual fridge person

tragic death from every STD combined.

All these moments lost in time. Like drops of meat juice in the rain.

wouldn't be sharing a malfunctioning toilet with krokodil addicted gypsies.

transitioning for her male alters

"nyanbinary" trannoid

Eating tons of Tex-Mex slop is all part of God's plan.

looks like that progeria influencer girl that died in that one.

It looks like his orchiectomy was done by a Rottweiler.

Look at this LUG. He's staring like a dumbfounded caveman or a chimp presented with its own reflection in a mirror.

Fuck absolutely everything about Friendship is Magic.

these mouthbreathing niggercattle

did she save the Jimmy Dean Bowls from impending nuclear disaster?

when the redesign triggered an epidemic of psychosomatic epilepsy

He’s motivated to find those hobbits and kill them

super scrotum stink-ditch

like a down syndrome Vaush with a better BMI

The Philippines used to be owned by Spain. Mexico was too. And so now I hate every Asian and Latino.

I´m sorry Jack, but that void can only be filled by another mans cock.

nude lipstick which only shrinks his mouth to the size of a Cheerio

Gay men are the jews of women.

Why do I get the feeling they're about to ask for academics to respond

gender surgery Walmarts.

You would've thought she asked how to club baby seals due to the responses she got

This excerpt sounds like she jerked off a guy as hard as she could and almost ripped his junk off, and then he spit up like a baby

jews love to haggle so much that they won't even stop haggling with their omnipotent creator.

Not to mention.... no one wants to take Abo kids because they're....not compatible with civilized life.

As brutal as this will sound, most abos just... you could take them away at birth, like the Stolen generation was and you can give them a white upbringing, a full education and treat them like royalty, but they won't have the outcome, by and large, that one would expect.

Pacific Islanders, whilst sometimes trouble, are mostly capable of fitting in. They often work hard and have good family connections.

Abos aren't the same. They never have had a society like other cultures. They didn't build structures to live in, their rites and rituals, mores and norms are stuck 50,000 years in the past.
They've never advanced, biologically, socially or genetically.
They are literal, actual cavemen.
They have health problems like crazy, don't live overly long lives, they cannot handle alcohol and are exceptionally low IQ.

They tried giving them a self sustaining, money making place of their own and they destroyed it and burned it down. They give them houses and towns and they burn it down and destroy it.
They literally shit where they eat.

Letting them die off is the only humane solution for this ancient prototype of the modern human. But then you have whites who have Abo blood who carry that retardation gene who will be the problem.

one of the biggest hypocrites, ignoramuses, and drama queens on the western hemisphere.

DISGUSTING HOARDING ANIMAL-ABUSING PORK PILE.

death is a preferable solution to being a woman.

I refuse to be a woman and would sooner beat every feminist to death with my bare hands than call myself a woman. Not that I'm capable of that, I'm morbidly obese.

a Nigerian being buckbroken by fate.

When you think about it, Ebola is the ultimate nigger disease. It does excessive damage and doesn't care about self-preservation. The only real defense is to avoid it entirely by living on another continent.

underage Palestinian catboys.

Tfw you want to have a wank but your a 38-year-old estrogen-induced early-onset dementia patient

First of all nigga you have seborrheic dermatitis all over your face

what an absolute cock gobbling cum burper

But please stay outraged like a tribal nigger from a bush that thinks albinos have to hunted and killed because witchcraft.

No, there is never a time where an abortion in the third trimester would save the mother, unless her complaint is giving birth will cause her to have suicidal depression

The concept of trimesters was a fiction created by the SCOTUS to create a justification for why they were preventing states from making abortion legislation up to a certain point in a pregnancy.

it's schizophrenic and aggressively retarded.

Ok, that could go on random_text.txt

If I ran a business I'd always make a redditor sign a diarrhea clause.

2023 is the year the buck breaks back.

This is why God doesn't talk to us anymore.

Being a woman with autism truly is a fate worse than death.

the ghadly way to live is by having a toe and 80s perm fetish.

we already long since have the technology to end all suffering across all walks of life: it's called weapons of mass destruction. Kill everything and there's no more suffering.

Troons who don't kill babies are better than you.

Moviebob takes yet another brutal fucking L in his life of brutal, fucking L's.

No, retard, I threatened to kill him. Not dox him.

some cop larping Spic is a-logging me.

More nigger skulls for the nigger skull throne.

I've never needed an abortion because I'm not a cum dumpster, for starters.

Buried penises are heckin' valid.

too many annoying polyamorous people in burlesque and some of them smell of mothballs.

hamsplain

As a man, I will never, ever approach a woman in public unless it's some medical emergency. I fully expect women to be the ones to approach me, and if that never happens then so be it.

I'm serious, pass a law forbidding men approaching women under any context whatsoever. And all you ladies wanting a boyfriend? You start approaching us.

They should mirror the daily menu from the closest federal penitentiary to more sensitively commemorate black history month.

they could literally get murder-raped any second now

Gyms are basically just a place for gay men to stare at other gay men. Nobody goes there to get stronger

Women can be welders, men can make delicate pastry.

I chose tights that are specially designed to slip into my ass crack and highlight my vulva creases

hearkens back to the worst aspects of the Ottoman turk, an irredeemable swarthoid incapable of conditional hypotheticals, a pederast, and an utter reprobate degenerate.

vagina tights

Womb broom or crotch strangle? Because I’ve seen naked hatchling birds writhe around that show more agency

She looks like a churchgoing Tess Holliday.

In one-thousand years my descendants will be dining upon the succulent flesh of the transgender elite (all babies on the surface world are now grown asexual in test tubes - biological sex is chosen in the Great Ritual of Hōmō at what was once known as puberty) while growing stronger in the comforting darkness of the underground civilizations. One night they will crawl from the pits, monomolecular knives in hand to conquer the final city of mankind, Lo'Sanjelez, and the cycle will begin anew.

I'd rather shit crash and burn in a spectacular failure and then let the Amish inherit the earth.

that fetus dying was the best thing it could have done

Unless you count AIDS and casual rape the building block of a great society.

like crack for retards with poor attention spans who want to enjoy each others' bad political takes

They was stock traders and sheeeet.

breadtube keyboard droolers.

No offense to any podiatrists here, but

One of the things that always brings me joy is the thought of a fuckface like this having to be in county with Crips and shit and they're like "What are you in for, nigga?" and he has to admit that he was incarcerated for brawling with his sister at fucking Toontown, which is designed and built for kindergarteners.

one of those ultra-crazy ogre-manly ones you see at Wal-mart in petticoats or in full latex gimp suit.

Not sure I’d fancy injecting a gorilla with anything

If I can't pronounce your name, I ain't replying, simple as

blox-maxxing xddddd

I bet the room smells like Soy and a yeast infection.

Trains you for living in an urban shithole where you're exposed to hepatitis on the reg.

all the charm, charisma, pleasantness and brain activity of a dirty, smelly, wet dish rag.

I hope you get a hangnail.

Being able to "talk freely" about everything other than "shit related to Israel" is akin to being able to speak freely about the solar system as long as you don't mention the sun.

a fat chav squeezed into a risqué outfit and performing what appears to be a satanic ritual with a man who was castrated as a child.

just happen to resemble a downie in the throes of orgasm

sounds like two people playing Twister in a concentration camp

The forgotten Bogdanoff.

pooping meat puppet

that whole hamburger helper they call a "penis"

In the interest of honest hate; I too wish to protect children from left-wing gender insanity.
On topic, I bet Jill shrieks verbal abuse at her kids and I’d like to pull Dave’s greasy ears off.

she's pushed so much shit in her life I'd suspect she was into anal.

brimstone enthusiast

Can't spell "tyranny" without tranny

When killing mammalian pests it's considered cruel to leave the whelps alive and alone to starve after eradicating the adults.

Certified bugman moment.

I want tapeworms to do the Mexican hat dance on your spinal cord

some trannie whose a serial rapist towards canines.

the fetid trench of abjection that was once his genitalia.

generates enough cope on her channel to drive a fleet of city busses, if it could be harnessed.

It's like the Sonic of children's literature.

Indians are a race of the memes about midwits, but couple that with the swarming behaviour you'd see in vultures and a tendency to rape. Truly a foul people.

"Show me on the chart where the ghost of Jeffrey Dahmer touched you."

looks like a glittery rash.

zipper-titted gender blobs

sit at home as invalids with their fucked urethras.

a retard who watched hetalia once and it ruined his brain

Fucking steroid manlet.

Don't have to worry about if you pass or not if you look like you have a severely matted Shih Tzu glued to your scalp

Most troons don’t get labia minora with their neovags. This guy got five.

getting dopamine hits from shit entertainment like a crack addict with a digital pipe.

if she’s really implying dahmer’s a fae forest spirit i will literally chug sanitizer

Does he think opticians are troll-demons?

The Jewish mind operates on nothing but degeneracy, avarice, and subversion.

drinking age yeast infection.

hasn't worked since her yeast infection was old enough to be potty trained.

the lgbtnsdap alphabet of awefulness

vag chugs beer made from her own yeast

Their parents hugged them too much or not enough, I guess.

joking about what Dahmer did is part of why you are an objectively bad person who will never be loved.

Tucker is a rich kid faggot and Alex is a fat jew lover.

she's scootypuffed for life now.

Everyone in that tumblr conversation is retarded.

Because if i was a spirit haunting an old insane asylum, I’d definitely want a mentally retarded in every sense of the word, fat, failed LMSW-turned-witch to “help cross [me] over”.

if you fake cancer, you fucking deserve actual cancer

crackhead tree rats

Big Doe eyes, smooth complexion, generous tongue and lips, soft mooing, quite type, well defined legs - big udder....I'm getting turned on now.

ghost offender registry

A man cannot be a woman and a vegetable cannot be a chicken.

more red flags than Tianemen Square.

having syphilitc ulceration in your brainmeats is a bad time.

looking like hairy meg griffin and having an underage nazifur boyfriend

Look I may be a faggot but I’m not gay.

so she doesn’t completely go retard mode all on her own.

a porn-obsessed 19 y/o (who's also drawn mixed race nazi porn)

tards and lards

stray lung butter.

probably has a criminal record longer than Atlas Shrugged

The snake tempted Eve for a reason...

It's not that I question God's plan, but I do feel like some of His work is outsourced to China. The genetic attention to detail is pretty sloppy.

Shoutout to all paraphiles all of them are heckin valid

even if he acts like a weird femme robot.

It's fucking tranny shit 100% but with a nasty meat puppet.

telepathically asked to get her shoulder-ears pierced.

Yuck, that face is better protection than all the condoms in the world.

looks extra Aiden-y

should i start transitioning so that i can finally make my very own pooner?

Fuck off we don't need Chris or his crystal therapy bleach bath wife.

That thing that isn’t happening happened again

manbro dudefart leeching of young people who need a parent figure

exorcise these doughy demons from our pop cultural landscape once and for all

The American healthcare system is more predatory than a paedophile in a primary school.

a tiny flaccid dickworm.

Qanon and Pizzagate are like peanut butter and chocolate.

she looks like a huge baby shoved into the skin of a 60-something meth-head grandma

Shit fuckin' glew

Anyone who enjoyed Hamilton should be beaten to death with a hammer.

Why do they talk about starting a relationship like they're lizards doing a mating dance?

grifter selling a scalpel and a dream

she looks like a wishing troll from 1993.

Protip: if you can set up your manual hoist unassisted, you probably don't actually need your goddamn manual hoist

I wish I'd get a chance to handcuff this nigger to a rack and George Floyd him with a kettlebell.

your pearls will be powderized from the clutching.

The jew cries out in pain as it trains an AI to be racist.

the unholy trinity of an autistic furry communist

That's not a vagina, it's Arby's viral marketing run amok

she's halfway to being Down With The Clown

i imagine most of them are too busy being molested to do much good

I'll never understand satanists. Literally worshipping an eternal L taker.

pussy ass addictions to shit like Adderall and freaking kratom.

grippy sock holiday

I strongly feel anyone who takes advantage of a person’s grief and claims to be able to commune with the dead should have their fingers slammed in a door at minimum.

ike a clit kept in the Hospital basement at Chernobyl

The only people who succeeded in getting Americans off the Imperial system are drug dealers.

the equivalent of Mike Tyson trying to live in a bathroom stall .

a whoopsie with the aorta.

long-winded moralfagging from the same people that brought us the Killing Fields of Cambodia and Pickle Rick.

BUTT BABIES WILL BE REAL

This guy looks like he throws angry crying fits over villains in Disney films because they remind him of the bullies that harassed him in high school.

*Joins ISIS*

Most successful fatherless child.

every time I open this thread there's less chin in it and more ears.

Some one should desensitize his frontal cortex to lead.

if you don't want to be mind controlled you can always choose not to do business with them

God, it's some kind of Semitic hybrid optimized for child molestation.

has a child with cerebral palsy who she called "Lil Thug Muffin".

It's pretty much official guys.. US big city public schools are worse than being in war zones.

entitled nigger shit

looks like Osmosis Jones' hillbilly cousin.

Rotdog on my mons with Ben wa silicone stress balls.

There is nothing that is true, only what can be used.

cowboys Jerome and Dontarius talking to Clint Eastwood in a dress.

No man, in the history of man, has weighed their dick... as if it were a child. A child who bears the parent's namesake.

moob ventilation gash

this is the kind of return to Christian tradition people are going to get, like it or not. Jilldos everywhere, running your HOA, throwing their piss on infants and demanding that you cry when they have a late period.

Keep on fighting the good fight: arguing on the Internet while being mentally touched.

Obviously, safe vaccines made in Cuba, Iran, China, Russia, etc are a completely different matter.

I can already smell the diarrhea dripping off the rascal scooters as they go up and down the handicap ramps, what will this madman think of next to torment and humiliate us?

It's like Skynet but on HRT.

Meghan Markle is a slut who slept her way to the Windsor, just like Diana Spencer -- but unlike Diana, she didn't have the decency to die.

It tastes like isopropyl that someone dumped an entire saltshaker into.

bloated mart-sharters.

giving more love and attention to her late period than her actual living, existing kids

Her dancing is like a full body dry heive set to music.

We all know if the Purge actually happened, at least one of you would punt Alex like a football.

Okay yeah sure rape/molestation is traumatic and dehumanizing but the REAL crime here is MOM WON’T CHANGE MY POOPY SHEETS!

Lollipop-lookin' ass tbh.

 

[Local Fed]

Dagoth Ur tries his hand at racial comedy.

"Yo momma so stupid, she moved to Mexico to get away from gun violence"

Tanning is probably bad for a woman's health, but I like a girl with a nice tan and they live way too long anyway.

Say what you want about West Papuan independence fighters, but they take great proof of life hostage pics.

The "F" on your driver's license turns back to an "M" unless you consistently and regularly deflect any criticisms against yourself toward your identity.

 

[1996 Toyota Camry]

make this apart of the random quotes

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It is desirable to be a victim, it is fashionable to be obese. Mental illnesses are sought after and collected. Being unable to care for yourself in your late 20s is normal. Being successful makes you a bad person; failure is a virtue. Violent criminals are sanctified. Law-abiding citizens are regarded with suspicion and ridicule. If you want a job with a big corporation, you must prove your fealty to the party that claims to be against big corporations while simultaneously receiving nearly all the donations from big corporations.

Welcome to the Kali Yuga, motherfucker.

 

[Meat Target]

"If you want a vision of the future of youtube, Winston, imagine a pregnant Elsa injecting Spiderman's ass with an oversize hypodermic needle forever."

 

[Mannibal]

Jess is the quintessential basic bitch.

inshallah bitch

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO RETURN MY CAT
So I can kill her for no reason

"CALL PEETZ HE CAN HELP"

This is further proof Allah loves us autists and wants us to be happy.

 

[Spud]

Tfw so little female representation in the most fun parts of gamer shit that everyone who is addressed as a woman makes me need to ask myself "an actual based woman or AGDQ 'woman' ?"

This is the "early life and childhood" section check for gamer girls. This is my eternal burden.

 

[Meiwaku]

Keffals losing popularity
Kiwifarms alive and well
trannies seething
DSP streaming

All is well

farmers are the most oppressed minority

I'd expect nothing less of someone that can't even manage to kill themselves.

irl pooner is my sleep paralysis demon the lactation photo gave me a horrible flashback to my sleep paralysis demon trying to breast feed me! ANALYZE THAT INTERNET!

Troonery is an only very slightly more sophisticated version of thinking wearing a Sonichu medallion gives you magical powers.

 

[WolfeTone]

Ffg: happy with cat
Beez: malding and fat
Farms: up & running
Cat: comfy & stunning
Gunt: Broke
Keffals: coked
DSP: streaming
Trannies: seething
Peetz: homeless & forever grieving

All is well on the Home Front

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The Amerimutt has been so totally mindbroken, so completely subjugated, that in his mind, justice is equivalent, indistinguishable, to homorape. Homorape lies at the core of his penal system. American justice is centered around homorape. Their pedophiles, their rapists, and other dregs, to execute them would be too cruel, so instead they homorape them. They reward their prisoners with homorape, they punish their prisoners with homorape. It is their carrot and their stick. The American penitentiary is the prospective homorapists school and collage. They send their criminals their to familiarise themselves with the art of homorape. The more homorapey their criminals are, the better.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Men are not the only ones with autism and distain for personal hygiene.

Fucking hell. 2022 was the year of the Chud, 2023 seems to shape up to be the year of the TERF.

Date a woman with BPD and get back with us on this opinion.

We used to assume in the olden days that every woman online was a man until proven otherwise for just that reason. The current generation seems to have forgotten this basic tenet to their own detriment.

>women
>on my internet
Better fucking not be.

So yeah, grandchildren, your old man sure lives in some fucking weird faggoty times.

What they need to do is place the body on a bed of lettuce and burn the body, the Wendigo will not go anywhere near lettuce and will be trapped inside the body as it burns.

Imagine having your home bombed and relatives killed and you get some faggot going "omg this is just like Harry Potter!!"

Granted he'd be a dick anyway but this is like... extra dickish.

He's a creep creepy creep of the highest tier.

Serious talk though - is this a sign that consoomerism and capeshit-worship are really starting to spread to and influence places where people making actual decisions of consequence reside? That's frankly a horrifying thing for me to contemplate.

It reads like those tumblr posts about the superwholock fandom but it's about war where people are being bombed to hell and back.

To me there are 3 aspects that are making this guy look cringe:

1) He just isn’t a woman lol

This is incredible consoomer cringe and anyone who uses this pseud term should MAID themselves

These can slake a coombrained girl's thirst to play a boy, engage in yaoi, and get paid for it. Those girls who troon out are not serious.

A lot of them grew up on The Little Mermaid. And somehow the lesson they took from it was "make deals with old people who provide you with a cursed way to transform into what you really want to be that costs your beautiful voice. This is a perfectly fine idea with no downsides whatsoever."

Okay, that's enough Kiwifarms for one night.

RIP, another cute lesbian lost to the loony troon cult.

"Pedo-baiting" with her gigantic knockers and visibly adult body.

They look like tag team serial killers.

*Throws down a defeathered chicken*
This is a Certified Diogenes Classic

 

[Blasterisk]

I had a burger stashed in my desk, for like in case I wanted it for later. Like, when I order stuff, sometimes I stash a little bit extra in the drawer.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Here's a quick glance into her future:

I got testicular implants but the stitches burst but no regrets.
It looks like I need a 2nd revision but no regrets.
My urethral lengthening didn't work so well and I keep getting UTIs but no regrets.
It looks like I need a 3rd revision but no regrets.
I have necrosis on my phallo but no regrets.
It looks like I need a 4th revision but no regrets.
The wounds keep separating but no regrets.
It looks like I need a 5th revision but no regrets.
I can't cum anymore but no regrets.
It looks like I need a 6th revision but no regrets.
I can't find anyone to have sex with but no regrets.
It looks like I need a 7th revision but no regrets.
Normal antibiotics are no longer helping after my 50th UTI but no regrets.
It looks like I need a 8th revision but no regrets.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Your seething makes your Ashkenazi IQ decrease.

Please don't rate @AgendaPoster's posts Dumb, MATI or Autistic. By order of the mulatto Jew.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I just want this to lead to a lawsuit with the Canadian government suing 4chan over plagiarized dinosaur porn.

You people are like patient sharks, cruising along with no news for weeks, months, but one drop of blood in the water and you're on it

Volcano High is The Heaven's Gate of visual novels.

No non-autistic man or woman will spend several hours at the computer making tiles swap from one color to the next, much less spend several more hours recording and editing videos for it.

Imagine having your home bombed and relatives killed and you get some faggot going "omg this is just like Harry Potter!!"

You're in the hospital. The chemotherapy is incredibly taxing on your body, but it's the pain relief and the anti anxiety medications that truly cloud your mind. It's either that or be in continuous pain and agony. Truth be told, the warm euphoria of your pain killers is the only pleasure left to you now. You'll never again know the pleasure of a quiet drink with friends. The touch of a man. The glowing satisfaction of a job well done. Even in the haze you know the end is near. You worked hard all your life. You juggled a career and motherhood. You poured your hopes and dreams into your child, and squirreled away a modest nest egg for him in the hopes he'd get some of the advantages you never had.

He's come waddling into your hospital room now. His limp, greasy hair clinging to his sagging jawline and rolls on his neck. The lumps and folds of his doughy body squished into his too-tight tshirt. He's wheeling his diaper-clad, wheelchair bound girlfriend in with him. A thick thatch of her belly hair pokes out beneath the crinkled waistband of her soiled diaper.

"PENNY, THAT FUCKING CUNT LEFT STANDING CAT PISS ALL OVER THE FLOOR, AND HE NEVER ONCE THANKED YOU FOR CLEANING IT UP." Paul was born without an indoor voice, and his words carry clearly to the other dying patients in your ward.

He unplugs your heart monitor, the machine goes silent. "KIND NEEDS IT TO CHARGE HER SWITCH, MOM"

You reach out your hand, to try and grasp his. You had such high hopes for your baby boy. Poured so much love and affection into his upbringing. Sacrificed so much.

"Paul, I---"

"FUCK! DONT YOU START DEADNAMING ME TOO NOW, YOU BITTER OLD CUNT." He jams some papers in your face. "HERE, I NEED YOU TO SIGN THESE. THE TRANCH IS FUCKED, MOM. PENNY REALLY FUCKED YOUR CREDIT UP. YOU BETTER GET A LAWYER OR THE BANK IS GONNA START DIPPING INTO YOUR SAVINGS."

Paul leaves the papers on your chest and begins rifling the pills left on your nightstand.

"DO YOU REALLY NEED ALL THESE HYDROCODONE, MOM? KIND'S EPILEPSY IS SO BAD THESE DAYS THAT SHE CAN BARELY HANDLE HER 14 INCH VIBRATOR WITHOUT FALLING INTO A SEIZURE. I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A FEW, OK?"

"Wee waah wee. I'm a robot baby" Kindness chirps in agreement.

It is not clever. It is stupid.

Okay, that's enough Kiwifarms for one night.

I have no snoot, and I must shitpost.

A double-troon couple I know (straight with extra steps, MTF with an FTM) did this with their kid to sacrifice him on the diversity alter. When he wore his pink and leopard print outfits his parents encouraged him to wear to school, he got bullied and very quickly developed some very anti-diversity opinions.

I hope whatever unpaid intern wrote this literary vomit was sent to Ukraine as an observer.

 

[Coelacanth]

Happy birthday, fatshit! May Bubba give you all the birthday pickles you deserve

 

[Meat Target]

The Traffic Tribunal sentences you to DEATH.