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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Every time there is a crime committed where the races are different, you'll notice there is always a cracker involved. They can not help emanate their racism, which causes a justifiable response. Violence is the language of the unheard - you'll notice the man didn't speak before doing this.

 

[Ookoo Squad]

>Cards against humanity
>ABDL nonsense
>VORE SESSION
>Abridged history of the Russian Federation

 

[Puff]

It always amazes me how strong these women are. Imagine if black people weren't niggers, they'd run the world.

 

[vomitusdeux]

(Cums feces)

I shown my friends that futa Cell and now they won't talk to me anymore

I honestly have more respect for Rapist of Tentacles than I do aforementioned types

What the fuck is barf desperation.

It’s like we’re seeing the jack off of all trades right in front of us.

What's up with super edgy and intimidating BBC shemales?

I've seen furry fart profiles with more effort than this

>takes bite of meat
"LOL hows it feel having a mouth full of semen!??"

Pamperchu clarifying that shitting the bed was intentional, and that its a beautiful day in Oregon.

"I smell like babypowder and pee, and maybe cigarettes"

stop trying to send your failed males to the ladies room - they will never be real woman, they smell weird, and worst of all they keep fucking touching our mint condition soft toys

you complaining about your mcdonald's shift work isn't going to magically make said people want a relationship

What in the name of Christ's circumcised cock are you talking about?

I HATE DIAPER NIGGERS SO MUCH HOLY SHIT I WANT DIAPER NIGGERS TO GET THE ROPE THEY ARE PEDOS

Even his moonrunes are autistic.

Am I being terribly mean if I mention that masturbation is a common male sleep aid?

I think the only living thing on planet earth interested in eating out a neovag is maggots. Even then, who knows, even they might have standards.

I've been more concerned over an irritated hangnail than these girls are over necrosis.

Yeah, but I never saw a furry that somehow managed to get two other furries stuck inside his balls and masturbating, basically vore but with testicles, in R34.

Down in Florence there's no way to miss her
This moonfaced fat slob named Polissa
She jumps on a rope
While begging for dope
And whines of her lack of ass kissers

the Martha Stewart vaccine commercial was badass.

That’s why he was drugged by his own seizure medicine - routinely prescribed for anal rape by cutlery

if it has "the look" you know it was drawn by a sexual deviant using a cum-stained tablet

when you got butt raped was it dry like adebisi on schibetta, or lubed like schillinger on schibetta in oz?

Why does he look like Beetlejuice?

When his bent periscope dick hits your g spot

You think Chris cares about formalities like "death" or "decay" now that he is the ascended goddess?

Lock up your grannies, shoot your anthropomorphic furry characters and hide your game shop employees!

I always bring a loaded handgun to my school so I have nothing to worry about.

if the troon was alive long enough to squeal in pain before dying in a pool of its own piss, shit and blood.

man I’d fuck a pound of ground meat if it was laying there and I needed to get my nut on.

Okay newfag let me give you a little history lesson.

The reason you never find any based conservative women in these places is because they are busy raising a family and not attention whoring on Telegram.

That Sprigatito plush has seen some shit man.

Blood is upon Null's hands for this (period blood, obviously)

POON FOR THE POON GOD

MTFs are more dangerous individually, but pooners travel and destroy in packs, breaking their targets down with annoying catchphrases and a growing smell of blood mixed with urine

Women sure are incredible at the self-hatred thing.

This is like someone live streaming their slow suicide by exsanguination. It's such an impotent, frustrated, raw thing; and so fucking stupid at the same time.

I'm still not explaining myself very well. Like, you know when you see videos of guys killing themselves and you just can't look away?

Matt Bernstein the gay Jew with painted nails

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

i need somebody in my life who will send me "i care you"

Buttmad retard furry sex offender with a petty grudge against other furries or a furry con, comes to the farms to vent about them, trips himself up by being too obsessive, then claims to be a DIFFERENT buttmad retard furry sex offender with the same petty grudge.

I'm still cracking up about being raped with a butterknife.

WHERE IS THE MANLETFESTO

This post implies that you read "American History X" as "American History Ten," and therefore the sequel would be "American History Eleven." I don't know why, but that really struck my funny bone.

"Woman parks car, killing six."

This is why the Farms exists.
Because public shaming works.

Is there anything more demeaning than getting dunked on by furries?

Nigger got roasted by the Taliban Public Relations Department

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I just broke a long nofap streak to her vids on spankbang. I feel really ashamed now and will take a very long break from posting on Kiwifarms.

 

[RACISM]

So some inbred cracker cunt cussed me out and I should just take it. Fuck you. I got a trove of information that i needed. Do I aim to stay here? Fuck no. I’ll repeat myself, I don’t owe any of y’all crackers any explanation.

 

[Meat Target]

I have prepared the most convincing blackface plus stereotypical muslim garb so hopefully the trannies will ignore me.

 

[EyeGuy]

Source

Because I like to be as honest as possible, I told L. about the night spent with my ex and the liquid dripping from my asshole. He, in turn, told me that he’d hooked up with a meth addict the night before.

I am proud of my heritage and feel dense shame in my inability to perfectly understand or perform whiteness, a condition that is written on my skin—the obviousness of which eludes white supremacists. I am undoubtedly a thin caricature to them: a nose and a brain.

 

[Rozzy]

I made a Twitter and Kiwifarms account to harass her but she started all of this.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Now they might scream over them or talk over them, but actual communication with normal people?

Never.

It's sad that it's working so well but sadder how accurate most of it is.

And the troughs aren't pretty trans colours so they are hardly fit for troon purpose.

What makes this even more hilarious is the fact that there actually is a Hamlet action figure with a spring-loaded Yorick's skull accessory.

That moment when you can feel the blood clot move from your neck arteries into your brain.

If you or your loved one is currently struggling with the symptoms of wanting to create a podcast, there is help for you.

The full retard saga begins.

20% of Americans are disabled?

Fucksake, add that to the 90% who are clinically obese and how the hell are you getting anything done over there?

I wonder if we're going to see a opioid addiction arc

It was the loli waifu cartel behind it all along.

One they cracked the door to let in Samaritans, its was only a time before the filthy Greeks got in, and its been all down hill since then.

OMG im gettin' booooombed!

We've reached peak GloboHomo where a sweatshop all the way over in China is mass-producing merchandise for a fucking conflict so Americans can virtue-signal how much they support the Current Thing .

Think of all the resources, labor, and technological marvels that went into that process. All so some dumbfuck can virtue signal

sometimes truly wish that I believed in Hell or God so I could console myself with the contemplation of punishment after death.

Don't worry, I believe in both. Right now, she's learning there are far worse things than being misgendered.

You're asking for logic from someone who willingly eats shit.

I had a girl pass me in Publix today with yoga pants so tight I could see her labia outline. Like girl put your pussy away this is a grocery store.

It says a lot when doing crack, meth or heroin would potentially improve his health.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

DeSantis got out maneuvered by Mickey Mouse.

 

[Sprate Header]

Good to see she's doing OnlyFans at 37 to empower herself.

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

I actually prefer my girlfriends to have been NIGGED by Tyrone and Jamal. It makes it easier for me to sway them with my Aryan wit and charm

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

My load orders are legendary and legit... and horrendously autistic. Send me a message if you want to know more.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Microsoft doesn't even wear pants

 

[anustart76]

I told L. about the night spent with my ex and the liquid dripping from my asshole. He, in turn, told me that he’d hooked up with a meth addict the night before.

Source: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/your-love-is-like-a-river.159792/

 

[Zero Day Defense]

You silly little stupid Niger.

 

[Kheapathic]

That's a lot of rape

 

[Spud]

holy shit what absolute fucking cope, just blame the Jews like a normal person