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[Aunt Carol]

(nothing personal, just transphobic)

I see spoiler: GROSS, and I’m thinking, “there’s our girl!”

 

[Local Fed]

Time to bring back fursecution.

Jesus didn’t exist because the letter J wasn’t invented until the 17th century

"I do not consent to being born. I am not being born, I am merely traveling through the uterus. I am a sovereign baby citizen"

Priest: The power of Christ compels you!
Shaman: Ooga Booga!
Rabbi: Oy Vey! You owe back rent!

Much like Simon Peter denying Christ, the State Department has denied knowing Gonzalo Lira.

There were times I was literally sitting head in hands staring at the site on Tor at 4am wondering what the fuck I do next.

Violence & intoxication are not the way to solve problem. And neither is calling upon a Demon lord.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Hector being a lying cunt and Japanese people stuffing their dead relatives in bootleg Chinese cookie jars are not mutually exclusive.

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS

Then why does it taste so good when I mace my chili?

"I had a boiled egg this morning and, in many ways, Jesus is a lot like that boiled egg..."

From the POV of an outsider this just looks like all T&H are neurodivergent homosexuals.

“Wapanese” just makes me thing of that one sheboon niggerslop song that Ben Shapiro had a meltdown over.

I can confirm that I actually did have a real non-troon Asian GF for a brief time, although I am still a virgin.

I actually did ask a doctor to assess if I had autism, and he found I do NOT.

Make of that what you will…

Hentai addicts can still have girlfriends

Won't somebody think of the HR Managers in six figure sinecures?!!!

I don’t know if I mentioned this before, but I only changed my profile pic to Junko recently, as a reference to the mass shooting committed by an insane “non-binary” person with a Junko profile pic.

i would have killed the child, because it has no future.

Its like spending decades fapping about how amazing and superior and uniquely special St Louis is because it has a Chick-Fil-A within its borders.

You've wounded my sensitive burger soul.

You were a child yourself at one point in the past. With that fact in mind, you should probably kill yourself, to be philosophically consistent.

Hm, I don't even know why anyone would come to this conclusion on the PAGE 7-FUCKING-HUNDRED of this thread.

Come on, Lawry's making a corn starch with their seasoning salt in it would be funny.

I am so sorry that you have to deal with a retard jerking off on company property that others have to touch.

OK I am sending Josh my ID this instant so I can be verified. I know it won't prove I'm not a child, but it's the least I can do.

Even Chris knew to be coy about the Barbussy.

I wouldn't be surprised if my brain willfully misremembered the facts of an incident involving a mushy banana filled condom

Can anybody really call Null functional?

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION CELLS IN THE HUMAN BODY. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF CELLS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR TRANNIES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Okay, we're now officially at "Paris Hilton personally rescues kids while the system refuses to do its job."

I know his penis is non-functional

Read the suicide note, retard. Go back your baby fur roleplay telegram

come back when you have pictures of his grandma's asshole you faggots

that mass Shooter that had the anthro dog from "marta speaks" on his phone as the last image he saw before a shooting, is so pathetic, that it just makes me laugh.

the truth will come out, because if you can't persuade furries not to cum on pizza or shit their diapers in a convention hall, you can't persuade them not to run their mouths either.

I doubt she's mixed, she looks like more facial deformities.

Imagine having to explain to people at the dog shelter that you are putting the dog up for adoption because he cucked you.

Go home and play your Nintendo Switch like a good little autist.

She's definitely got the feetie alky syndies.

Maybe next time don't bitch at me for making fun of someone's proclivities to eat ass just because she's your internet fwiend

What makes it weirder is he also likes to brag about his girlfriend who pegs him and makes him crossdress

I can tell you where the freakazoid jigglypuff is; over in my darn private IMs

With a stomach like that there has to be at least 5 puppies in there

Just consider how you would feel if you awoke from a sound sleep and Hillary Rodham Clinton was crouching over your peen, Jimmy Cricketing herself up and down, up and down, like a pneumatic dick milking machine. She crouches over your gunt like she's the Hobgoblin riding on the saucer of death, all as Clinton Global Initiative funds are flying in all directions:

Yeah, I'm pretty fucking sure you would be traumatized, too.

Eeeewww gross girls are yucky. Who could ever think about having sexual relations with a woman.

Thought for the day: if it had been the Great Dane that followed the kids round the store with his dick hanging out, he would have been castrated.

My first and only impression of you was you admitting to watching incest porn.

Of course. Getting pegged is a possibility.

Like, zoinks, Scoob. I thought you were only hungry for food not ass.

Imagine having to explain to your girlfriend that both your parents are in prison. One for masturbating to children in a grocery store and the other for fucking a dog.

IT'S NOT RAPE THEY DIDN'T PUT ANYTHING IN HIS ASS.

This is the guy who had to stare at his own reflection to remember what his face looks like.

Aye chihuhua, somebody stop this gringo

But because the hill you chose to die on is not named Mount Niggerfaggot, you'll have to hoist this banner alone.

 

[Tablet County]

Man, I can't believe my favorite game "My Step-Mom is a Futanari" isn't considered art.

The undisputed success of the Tranch proves that insane tranny communes are the way forward.

 

[LastStableVersion]

this was all just a cover-up so that the satanic nwo pedophilic democrat LGBTQ globalist cabal elite could escape in the chaos after finishing their drag story hour cumpizza blood ritual in the hotel

 

[Nigor]

There are 'cum trees'.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Donald Trump is nigger incarnate

 

[Pedophobe]

Can NONE of you niggers spell foreword?

This is reaching levels of bizarre that can only occur in reality.

Anyone who has fun on the internet should kill themselves.

Nobody here is normal.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Why would Gamergate 2.0 do this?

It’s just so crazy it might be true.

 

[Tablet County]

Its like if they were food critics who gave glowing reviews of a forgettable starter dish because they had high hopes for the main course and dessert, only for the main course to just be a towering mound of nigger shit from which an AIDs infected hobo leapt out to forcibly assfuck the customer while yodelling dixieland, and the dessert to be a comically large bowl containing the semen and haemorrhoid pus of every special needs person in the city of Gary IN collected and fermented over a three and a half week period

Dear Mr. Biden,
Otterlandia is under attack from Russian otters. Please send 50 trillion by way of remittance to defend r democracy and so I can buy a fucking castle please.
Yours, etc

The bongs are getting burged? Woah.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I'm 20 and I never had a girlfriend, it's over. How do other old fags cope with this?

 

[doodoocaca]

If the clinic really went with "lol it's the weekend, chug some NyQuil about your dickfection and nap 'til Monday 'cause Dr. Crane is out" then I guess I have respect their commitment to work-life balance.

At the end of the tunnel is a coffin.

Crippling autism has led me to comb through posts and create a Stumpdick chronology.

“Cavity smell”

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@NinjaSniffer

I'm joining the trannies for the total cishet death purge that's coming

@Sicko Hunter

Visa and Mastercard have got me banned
Internet lolcows want me dead
Appalachian Jews gave me a curse
How could things get any worse?

I'm a feeder
A sneeder
I fit a two-seater
Failed gardener
Operator
And a lolcow farmer

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"When was the piano invented, child?" is such a funny thing to ask someone in any context.

 

[Gentlebastard]

How nice of the creator to give us a red flag this big and bright

Nb is when you dress all retarded and wear glitter makeup and funky hair colors because you are not like other girls. It doesn't get deeper than that

What has this tiny avocado tool seen? What horrors has it witnessed?

It looks like a small gangrenous penis at this angle, though. Lol.

Now there's a face in need of a Glasgow smile.

I guarantee none of the people in this video were wearing deoderant.

it was his second stroke wasn't it, or his 3rd? I lose track of how many times God has tried to finish him off.

A while ago I had a friend of mine staying with me for a few months and after he moved on, a pair of his boxers got left behind and found their way into my laundry basket. One day when I had completely run out of boxers before work, I still opted to wear an unclean pair of mine even though his had been cleaned and folded.

There's something sacred about underwear and it's a line you don't cross.

You may have suffered from osteoporosis and organ failure before your late 20s, but at least you would've gotten that heckin' sweet gender euphoria.

I don't know how repulsive you have to be to be queer in Germany and not get laid for so long you give up and start self harming yourself.

I can almost see a little devil and angel on that cartoon dudes shoulder, the angel is suggesting some introspection as to why he feels the way he does, that it will be a long process and there are no easy solutions, and the devil is saying "cut your dick off and COOOOOOOM until you're a lady. Problem solved"

The history of 21st Century cults is truly strange indeed. I will dutifully report on further theological discoveries through my digital-archaeological studies.

Dr. L'Jarius Sneed IIX
Emperor Joshua Moon Memorial University
21st July, 2223

You just can't beat the euphoria of both helping the FBI and wanking one off!

Blessed are the literal-literal autistic retards.

I'll be honest, the line about crossing the Uncanny Valley is actually pretty funny. Which means that he probably plagiarized it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wow this thread is full of bigots who just don't get that being a white woman in a heterosexual relationship is actually the queerest and most transgressive thing you can be, assuming that the white woman makes the effort to publicly announce that she does not conform to gender stereotypes 100% of the time.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I watch incest porn. I don't give a shit about the incest aspect of it. I just watch it because it's porn. I bet a lot of the people watching incest porn feel the same way. I bet a very small minority of people watching it actually get off on the whole incest aspect of it. Most people don't watch porn for the story lines. Just like people don't play games like Doom for the deep involving story. They play it for the gameplay.

If I'm cruising around porn sites looking for something I generally just take what's there. If it happens to be incest themed then oh well. Most of the incest porn isn't really even incest. It's usually between stepmoms and step siblings. That's not actual incest. Incest is between two people that are biologically related.

Otherwise stop moral fagging. Stop worrying about straight guys jerking off to porn.

 

[Tablet County]

What if a woman lubes up her arm like Malcolm McDowell in Caligula and brutally fists a guy's ass? Is it rape, then?

 

[Breadbear]

it's the weekend, chug some NyQuil about your dickfection and nap 'til Monday

Oh you hate your “cock?” Just chug a bottle of nyquil.

 

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