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[Aunt Carol]

To be fair, KF is probably not an accurate litmus test of normal human development.

I am a young looking fat guy. I have a had a few gray hairs and my hair is really thin on top but like most of it is still the same color. I just comb it over. Doctors say I am morbidly obese. I just call myself fat or overweight. But I have been fat most of life since I was in my teens. Calling everyone obese started when nigger bammy got in office and started pushing the BMI. Until then the only people that got called morbidly obese were the 300lb or more types. What I call classic morbid obesity.

 

[Blackhole]

It may be the 10 year anniversary of gamergate, hitlers birthday, and the day my package arrives, but I think we can squeeze one more thing in to the 20th's busy schedule

Haha!

 

[Meat Target]

It's such a fatly bizarre notion, only someone feloniously obese could have come up with it.

 

[quackrock]

I don't know what the fuck is going on but I think I like it.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

I didn't threaten you I threatened myself!

Archive

 

[Aunt Carol]

I wish we had racist football chants again.

The Virgin faggot USA vs. the Chad machista y homofóbico Mexico

 

[Alex Krycek]

This is just something from a person I know on FB. It was too perfect to not post sorry.

“Has anybody seen my Pastel rainbow colored stuffed bunny rabbit? He has 6 eyes. I just realized I haven't seen him in a while and he is one of my favorite plushies.”

 

[Betonhaus]

This is just something from a person I know on FB. It was too perfect to not post sorry.

“Has anybody seen my Pastel rainbow colored stuffed bunny rabbit? He has 6 eyes. I just realized I haven't seen him in a while and he is one of my favorite plushies.”

I feel like that's an obscure reference to something

 

[Alex Krycek]

I feel like that's an obscure reference to something

He is literally a flaming pansexual.

But maybe. I’m also somebody who never watches TV except for sports and news.

 

[Pedophobe]

2023 is all about violating boundaries*

 

[Meat Target]

nothing says "I'm not violent" like screaming in caps lock at total strangers

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I mean sure everybody gets horny. My point is this dude is really assblasted because I assume either people made fun of him for popping a boner over a tomato or do not share his boner popping enthusiasm regarding the tomato

 

[Gentlebastard]

Kiwis don't piss on my vegetable garden.

They do sometimes congregate and shout racial slurs at 2 am, but cats fucking is still worse.

> “A-List stars”
> Amy Schumer

Lol.

No, fuck this guy. The coomers have sunk to a new low and somehow managed to turn pizza toppings into anime girls.

"Try to stop me following your little girl into the bathroom and I'll kill you!" said the very sane totally-not-a-predator.

Think of all the advice that you clean up and remove overly-personal items like photos so buyers can mentally place themselves and their family in the home. That's the opposite of a surly hemiplegic goblin glaring at buyers like they're a lookie-loo at his very important yard sale.

If you were tasked with making up something this stupid you wouldn't be able to. It almost looks like the product of a Markov chain.

I really enjoy the idea of a few dozen fans of a decade-gone radio show infiltrating a police department just to send welfare checks to the hovel.

I don’t think simply having a kiwifarms thread is a big deal for anyone well-known online, but seeing it grow mightily is definitely a sign to stop.

The pepperoni maker of liberty needs to be refreshed with the blood of black children and stalkers.

From @GaryBussy on the chat:

schizobabble is graffiti for autists that can't draw, change my mind

It's like a Faustian bargain but then it turns out they had no souls to give.

Canada is like your retarded little brother who you gave the unplugged control to play with.

clearly throws off the vibes of those living hemorrhoids who leave preaching tracts disguised as currency as "tips" for servers.

You just know some tranny saw this and said "is anybody else grossed out that this cis man is so eager to beat up a bunch of afab people?" with zero irony

I would legit bid $500 to see a pair of wild turkeys or a gaggle of geese relentlessly attack Jagoff when he was alone at the park

The brothermen have given me so many keks that I've started listening to old supercuts of Opie & Anthony. It does not disappoint. It's like Kiwi Farms before Kiwi Farms.

I love their idea of a hoarders game show, where they get a suitcase and 10 minutes to gather their most prized possessions, before their shithole houses are torched.

I’ve had enough of you ASKING LOGICAL QUESTIONS and trying to get to the FACTS. STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT MY CRIMINAL HISTORY!

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I’VE HAD TO LIE ABOUT MY POLICE REPORT? DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA.

Hmm. For some reason it upsets him when people ask about the time he was convicted of making terroristic (death) threats against his wife and infant daughter.

What a bunch of snowflakes. That was three years ago! No one cares!

just too much of a fawking KiwiFag to get all the lore, I guess.

I might actually shit my pants in joy.

obtained by dark arts as yet unrevealed

I hope you get paralyzed in a car wreck. IN SPACE. Futurama ass nigger.

"Boy this is worse than that time I became a tranny"

Know that when you stare into super hon, super hon stares into you.

It still accomplished what it did with vastly more primitive technologies and design capabilities than SpaceX. It also had a giant red tube, I like the giant red tube.

They know that ordinary people are currently like a pibble that is chained to a tree and one of the links of the chain is made out of a Doublemint wrapper and a paperclip. It's only going to take the smallest provocation (like a baby in a stroller passing the pibble) to set things into motion that are going to be hard to stop.

Every night I choose a KF member at random and sneak into their bedroom while they are asleep. I then place a single cat hair on their tongue and leave without waking them. I never sex them

Elliot Rodger became a meme unto himself and allegedly is a folk hero to incel groups which I will blindly hope is just intense shitposting.

>I'm a public figure and well known author
>I'll do anything to be famous
>Waaaa they're obsessed with me

 

[Zero Day Defense]

My eight year old told me yesterday that when she grows up, she will be a millionaire and the first thing she will do with the money is go to Paris and fill the Eiffel Tower with cheese to find out how much cheese it holds. This is still a more realistic goal than "become a man".

 

[Meat Target]

Have any of these weird obsessive freaks ever considered that maybe people can independently find their incessant spamming of schizophrenic gibberish annoying and report it independently?

 

[Law]

Who fucking knows though, chris chan fucked his mom, anything is possible

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I know last time his dick got posted everyone called his penis autistic.

 

[Sperghetti]

The grass is green, the sky is blue, there's a dick between my legs, I am free of worry.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Oh also for you pizzafags out there: you can and should leave your pizza out of the fridge and in the box for up to several hours if you plan on coming around for another pass. It will not spoil (unless you put mystery prizes from a gumball machine on it) and it will still be pretty darn good.

The moment you put that fucker in the fridge, it will never be even close to as good as it was. Don't be afraid to leave it out a while. The most important thing is to CLOSE THE FUCKING BOX after you get your slice.

If you leave the box open, I will put you in a box.

Sylvia just had the audacity to call us out for sleeping alone at night, I will personally see that she doesn't have a bed for six weeks Inshallah

Large, angry, vindictive chickens. Thousands of 'em.

Jon is way too low IQ to properly articulate these points, even if I agree with them.

i miss fatpeoplehate

I'm not bothering to watch, just following the thread. It's pretty much the clip show with added snark.

He's eating the fucking pizza sideways. Has this nigger never seen a pizza?

Makes sense it's the Chinese that train operatives to push environmentalism in the west.

Every 8 pages there's gotta be the one guy here that wants the girls to have dicks, really speaks for society don't it

I hate jewish people so much it's unreal.

I experience racism all the time, from a first-person perspective.

 

[damian]

https://twitter.com/DoctorCumFart/status/1649491718750851089?s=20

Unironically, those are Cum supplements. I Cummaxing myself and recognize those labels, he's using Pygeum and I'm hoping Sunflower Lecithin instead of Soy Lecithin. His stack is very amateurish though, he won't get proper results.