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[Polentic]

ich bin richtig

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Assad Syria is now officially accepted as the true ruler in the Syria

*Insert those Assad birthday memes and music videos*

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

That's how they got the cat with no butthole.

It looks like FGM done to an Alien.

Looks like she stole a dick from a dead Jew.

 

[vomitusdeux]

why were you posting porn to gamestop?

It feels like posting nudes of your husband as a tranny is bad mojo.

If I were a millionaire I'd be sniffing crack from the gluteal cleft of a thai ladyboy and having unprotected sex so I can make a new generation of like minded people to ruin society. Do you really think that this gossip forum is actually preferable to that shit?

You never hear of someone in Iran being a furry, let alone a furry diapershitter, and for good reason.

Or as one of my favorite Twitter follows states: #CreamPieOrDie

640x480 is gods resolution, chud.

You are ethically a nigger yourself.

How are you posting this? With an abacus?

if your teacher tries to wimp out and tells you to just huddle under your desk? Use them as a human shield so they'll be useful for once.

Explodio Demolitious!

This image brings me joy. I wonder if he downloaded the image off of google because he ate all the crayons at home and couldn't write it himself.

It refers to them wanting to chuck and fuck a small child

Women are just mad I won’t let them eat my feces. Understandable.

I've been shot at with actual bullets before but this pales in comparison to the fear I experience every time I see Bargain bin Laden's Q&A posts.

it's your fault for trusting the word of a chinaman. stupid dumbo

You can be anything you want! Furries, Aliens and fags are all accepted

*rapes you woamnly*

Enjoy your AIDS piss, pervert.

Ugh, he got pissed on by a nigger.

Expanding his newly acquired piss fetish

But on the plus side, at least you can say that she had lost an ounce of two from typing that...And promptly regained it after huffing her cat's litter box

Irish sodomite poet

Imagine fapping when a girl gets railed. What a cuck.

I started committing sex crimes before I even knew what porn was.

"Do you know the Bussy King that lives Down creampie lane?"

Sorry Chris, but not even with decades of slathering yourself in breast cancer drugs would you have a feminine body.

Seeking men instead of women opens up a whole new world of rejection to him.

I, too, hit on my fellow femoid kiwis by calling them sluts that owe me sex.

What's the problem with this? She just looks like every other middle-aged Latin American woman. Your mother probably looks like this.

he is definitely a bottom, hed be dressed as a female kong.

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"I may not have paid to join this cyberbullying website, but I'll make sure they damn well hear about my first amendment god-given right to go on and on about this SHOCKING and HORRIBLE thing another user said on this website, my hide totally isn't chapped I'm just fighting for my rights., and I'm going to keep bringing it up every 10 pages just so people know how un-chapped my hide is."

I eagerly await Total ABDL Eradication.

I did have a quick check for profiles around his area, but I didn't see anybody that looked like Grover Norquist's defective clone.

What happened that made Internet users so soft? All this over a new interface on mobile. Fuck.

“Cuck sacrifice”. He’s claiming that he’s been cucked HUNDREDS of times. Let’s take his word on this one.

Alex, your kids are going to be retarded enough. You don’t need to inbreed.

FEAR THE VAGENE

Nigga has a face like road rash.

Even a still screams "special needs."

HOLY FUCK THIS IS INSANE WHO USES COSMIC SANS?

Bearded hipsters, break-ups and shotguns are a deadly combo.

In an alternate reality, those livestreamers got to see Hunter's head be reduced to just a lower jaw and a flapping tongue going "GLALALALALALALA" while the rest of his dome gives the room a fresh coat of paint.
Are you telling me, you don't find it appropriate to put that on the world wide web!?

I was making fun of Angry Canadian for being a child beating neonazi who compares the taste of overpriced bourbon to an old man.

No one here cares about her sexual orientation because no one here wants to have sex with her.

"It's hard not to contain your excitement when you see a picture of Mario on the wall"

Looks like Mr. Walupupu ate da poopoo.

the 30something year old oomer

If furfaggots are the ones being eliminated, wouldn't that make it a LOLocaust?

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

You are a nazi forum

 

[Tablet County]

you can pretty much kill everyone but one lesbian dike if you don't have the Shart.

Mama!
Just killed the jews!
Put them all inside a camp, pulled my lever now their gassed.
Mama...
my Reich had just begun.
Now Japan has gone and thrown it all away...

It’s pathetic that you apparently have some info on pedos and release them only because they allegedly messed with you

So you want to talk to Nazis? If so, I'm down. I'm quite the Hitler enjoyer.

well you know what's worse than pedophile

somebody hurting my feelings

that wasn't an arg that was just mr hands

She didn't mean to get high but Sam Hyde was outside her crackhouse using the 3rd largest magnet ever constructed to pull xanax directly into her bloodstream.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I dont really want to live in an America where you cant just pace around your room mumbling to yourself and then just scream at like 180 decibels, "FAGGOTS!!!!!!"

 

[Asian tech support]

Get off this freaking forum before me and my team of Politicans find you and put you behind fucking bars; I swear to God if I find you, I'll beat you up and on top of that you'll be beaten in a fucking prison cell during interrogation.

 

[Tablet County]

I'm drawn to these BPD chicks like white on rice. I can't help myself. I'm a masochist. I hate my dick.

Must be hell. Half of you wants to obliterate yourself on vodka, the other half won't pay for it.

Do you think she ever blurted out the wrong name during sex and he went ballistic yelling "KEEP MY CUCKS NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH"?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

He looks like a sex offending turtle.

He literally looks like a pig that was granted a wish by the Blue Fairy to be a real boy.

When you die, your Funko Pops will be thrown out and God. the Father Almighty, will spit at you.

 

[BlueSpark]

Those are some smug 2015 Sargoy of Akkad pseudo-answers, riddled with logical failures and 90s dude weed bro lunacy

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Finally, someone else whose mom lurks kiwi

He looks like a sex offending turtle.

The bible will tell you that Eve tempted Adam with an apple, but it was actually a proper Melton Mowbray pork pie wrapped in waxed paper, possibly with a slice of Wensleydale cheese and a pickled egg.

Yessir. We will out gossip catty highschool girls, gay guys at a bar, and even church ladies. We're drama niggers and we're PROUD of that fact.

For a bunch of right wing manly men, you all sure talk about big black cocks and gay rape a lot

There was literally no way to be groomed in ToonTown Online.

Side note, my girl does actually hate BMJ. she never wants to hear about him. "He's depressing. He's a crackhead gambling addict living in filth. He listens to shit music and he looks like he smells like shit. He's annoying and he's pathetic. He will never own a Honda civic."

Cock destroying mum of 4 with a cunt like a burnt out fireplace. Yeah aim high in life

@Shooter of Cum suggested I post a thread about it here.

The farms is not a unified anything.

Now im paranoid one of you fucks jerks it to Kirby or something.

They were talking about how fuckable the Grinch is, then Anisa segways into talking about vore and how she's not into it. Then describes a hypothetical of the Grinch voring Cindy Lou. iDubbbz sits in complete silence

Turns out that only fucking retarded women was a 1000 IQ move.

DO NOT. INSULT. MY. INTERNET DADDY!!!!

 

[KittyGremlin]

The entire world has terminal cancer and Kiwi Farms is the only place you're allowed to talk about it

 

[Pedophobe]

Are we cursed? Or are we blessed to have the opportunity to laugh at such insanity?

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Capiche?

 

[BirdUp]

My Fetish? Gagged bound and forced into the bedroom by pulling me ear when I swing the front door open coming home from my 8hr shift, With a touch of humiliation maybe an embarrassing arrangement that lead to the dragging to the room in front of her friends?

 

[Mad_Dog]

Can't make rent, better drink my own piss.

 

[Gentlebastard]

He did this to himself. All of it. He deserves no compassion. Embrace the schadenfreude. Revel in it. Let it flow through you.

I always jump on social media when a unhinged cuck shoots my girlfriend with a shotgun

I feel there must be a way to get a mention of the 8 man interracial piss gangbang in there.

You're a dickless nutcase, but you can at least TRY to get on the path of self improvement.

In an active shooter situation, stick with the e-thots and leave the limp wrists to shit themselves.

Don't put your personal shit out there on the internet like this. Your fucking home invasion doesn't need to be on a livestream.

Don't stick your dick in crazy. Don't let crazy stick its dick in you.

I have no idea who this faggot is but he seems like a complete retard.

Getting involved with a woman who recently left a psycho manlet ex of 11 years is just straight up natural selection.

Exactly how fat do you reckon he has to get before he becomes jolly?

He was before he hit the integer overflow

Koreans are not biologically attuned to kimchi

I was telling this story to a friend and she said "Well, people used to do a lot of stupid stuff back in the day." and I said "This happened last year...."

while I could have the book transferred to my local library, I really don't want the nice old lady running it to see me reading homoerotic nigger cannibalism texts

Pat's being sane for once? Somebody fix him, he's broken. I want my lolcow back.

Did this asshole really just imply that I have no access to turkey?

The ‘male kiwis not sperging about guns in a troon thread’ challenge failed yet again. Very sad. Many such cases, etc.

The ‘male kiwis not sperging about guns in a troon thread’ challenge failed yet again. Very sad. Many such cases, etc.
Perhaps it’s a psychological reaction to all the chopped off dongs, and thus is also the fault of Big Troon.

If you can’t trust four Turkish bros chilling when the weird British lady comes and asks incredibly intimate questions that are largely taboo in the public in their culture, who CAN you trust?!

Yeah my daughters call them "Dad jokes"
I think y'all just don't understand real humor. I think I'm funny as shit.

You know, I love the laughs that this site gives me. But every once in a while it really hits hard when you realize that these people are taken seriously by a huge portion of society rather than universally mocked. I get the most awful feeling of despair and panic for the future.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Okay. You all, I can't handle. Bitches, Bye!

No, I'm not a pedophile. Fuck this forum, Rabbit was right, This fucking forum is filled with Nazis.

All you fucking doxbiners and kiwifarmers are no different. Y'all are the same. Fuck this! I'm soon getting the fuck outta here, I just don't want this to go to lolcows or my whole lifes fucked. Fuck you Pavel, for this shit.

Fuck off lol, all I just hope is that this post doesn't make it to lolcows cause I'm gonna cry.

You're an asshole, evil motherfucker, that I've ever seen on the face of this planet. These are my last words to you. Goodbye!

I'm not afraid of you. Good God is with me and idc about this forum or these comments because they're all people who think they know better when they know nothing.

No comment. I invoke the fifth and need a fucking lawyer.

No! I don't identify myself as a pedophile. My pronouns are he/him.

I'm not a stalker nor a child, neither am I a pedo. All of you are filing false reports, I hope that iC3 Report just comes to pass and all you people go under investigation for filing false reports.

All of you guys are just so unfair. This is retarded. All of you people are just so toxic and unjust.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Probably wouldn't be a bad idea to put really long posts under a spoiler.

Spoiler: Long Post

I used to think a couple times a week “I miss those homos”

The site has just been offline on the boring normal internet for faggots, the cool internet for drug dealers and snuff enthusiasts is always happy to host us

He'd have to get off the internet and start to be nice. Impossible at his age.

i laugh at the social misfortune but not the castration

Karl has reinvented the AR-15 to perfecrion and we are just too stupid to understand his satanic genius. If only the DOD would acknowledge and adopt his superior design our trans soliders would be unstoppable. This is worse than that red jacket firearms pedophile putting a cut down Saiga 12 on an AR-15, naming it the master key and pretending it was his orginal idea.

Because those terms are gay as fuck. What sounds cooler "Indigenous" or "Indian"?
When I think Indian I think of some buff Redskin throwing a tomahawk into a guys face.
When I think Indigenous I think of some brown welfare babies trying to fake a holocaust in Canada.

Also he's probably fucking a tranny who was part of the CHOP security team that shot two kids

Dead Boomer Stuff Event Horizon

I want to know the lore behind total Karen death

i can't take it anymore i'm going fucking insane i need to nurse from those green titties

I just don't believe that. And I have no evidence and am probably wrong. But I just don't buy it.

i did not expect such a profound video from a man who wears those kinda glasses

Its like a watered down amalgamation of a New Yorker, American Black, and like vague East African accent merged into one speech impediment.

Edit: Two minutes in and he's showing B Roll of that anime where big tit highschoolers kill zombies. This is his super serious video about the bureaucratic decision to enact genocide.

This shouldn't be taken as "Stalin wasn't that bad" but rather "I am so glad that Youtubers are completely limp-dicked and have no real form of power".

As always, all of the people in this story have yellow teeth.

The problem is a lot of people prefer to be miserable than alone, which is what this thread constantly proves.

he said the war in Gaza made him rethink his sexuality

Internet retards work in mysterious ways.

I like this face, its very goofy.

"the greatest best guilty pleasure so bad it's good game" I fucking hate it when youtubers say that shit, just say the game is average or that you like it despite its flaws