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[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

I heard if you insert it into Nulls butthole the babies come out with AR-15s in hand.

 

[Dr. Butt]

YouTube has killed more people than KiwiFarms.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

"English is not my first language and I don't want it to be. Any mistakes are made out of pure hatred and disrespect for this language. The English have taken enough from this world, I will not let them have my tongue as well.
Thank you."

Spoiler: source

It's an author's note from somebody's fanfiction on Ao3. I researched but it seems like the true source is unknown. All we have is a screenshot. Still hilarious. You could mistake it for an actual lolcow quote.

 

[I'm a Silly]

suspiciouns

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why does every retard think that the spic who shot the niggers is black?

 

[Pedophobe]

The Good News: You can get off the Internet.

While passionate, the narrative lacks evidence and coherence, reflecting the author's personal frustrations and fears about online culture.

How can one man suffer so many terrible plights?

What does My Little Pony have to do with this?

It's only as time goes on you start to see that it's not a bit but they actually just deranged.

You know life is going well and you certainly aren't seething and in a permanent state of pain when you find yourself wishing death to people online.

I forget sometimes that this site is Autism.com and no one understand nuances and just pukes whatever they think onto the screen.

Sorry for being off-topic but can someone give me a rundown of what has happened?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

in my outside era its so over for the haters when i mog them

Wtf is "mog"?

"Soon," he thinks to himself. "Soon I will rape them all like feral cats..."

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Agreed, Its sickening.. I dont know your name so can I call you "Kitten"? Lol

can't edit previous post

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

People like Chantal were very, very important when "humans" first walked the earth. How else were they to learn if they could eat toxic plants or mushrooms?

An animal-abusing wannabe troon has no business soiling the atmosphere with his retarded sjw opinions.

Ahem um, girl ****, bigot.

she "abused" him in the same way that I "abuse" my cat with putting stinky cheese in his bowl. Yes, he's clearly miserable as he runs over to eat it all up and snaps at me if I try to take it away.

Dorito as his meal of the day.

This fat ****sucker seriously needs to quit eating as much as he does.

“What, this? Oh, it’s the face of this guy I make fun of online; it’s his face right after climax when he got done jerkin off on livestream”

oh my Gawwwwd... hes making... a joke? hes having... a personality? whats that? im getting the ICK.

I'm too ****ing dumb to understand the nuances of your completely justified kike har***ment campaign because I'm just a right wing incel chud who desperately wants to **** you! PLEASE CONVERT ME TO ISLAM!

Ah yes, the infamous married to a woman and fathered children with her incel. The scariest type.

Trust the clues, follow the signs. Vince Spader-Woods-Epstein is real and actively working to undermine the DNC as we speak.

I think his full legal name is Hamasabi Pinhead Petite Feet Piker.

Meanwhile this absolute dumpster fire of a harlot is traipsing around with an $18k back tattoo that looks like a teenager drew it on with a sharpie.

On the bright side of things, at least they persuaded me to get dual citizenship with Poland.

Anisa, you naive ****. Do you think the trafficked sex slaves he raped internationally in brothels all had Harvard degrees and after he raped them cuddled with him while talking about Marx?

Should I not say it outloud that whites are complacent slaves and arabs are cantankerous desert savages? Stop *****ing at me you ****ing ***got.

As a Native American, I eagerly await the day all the Mudslimes 'reeing in the streets about "muh settler colonialism" voluntarily deport themselves back to Goat****istan. Since, you know, their moon worshipping death cult created by a skitzo pedo warlord over a thousand years ago ain't indigenous to North America.

White folks can stay, I like antibiotics, cars, wifi, bbq ribs, Spiderman, Jack Daniels, pugs, radio, indoor plumbing, Maroon 5, fuzzy socks, Applebees *continues listing cool sh!t not made by towelheads*

Every glimpse of the Dabbleverse further convinces me that it's some sort of mirror universe where all the heroes are dysgenic child predators and all the villains are normie wannabe comedians with outstanding credit card debt.

"Silence, cuckold. A man with dignity and a functioning penis is speaking."

I recon she is on the phone with a catering suppler to get the biggest cookie oven she can find.

They have lost the plot so much that they’re defending Palestine by protecting a white guy from California who doesn’t even know what Zionism is from allegations that he ****s himself at Denny’s.

My family may be drug dealers that bring death and pain to the community around them. But at least the food was all Halal and devout Muslim n **** and i had to go next door to eat Corndogs with Mayonase.

BREAKING: Trump Cabinet held Elon down and recorded his screams

 

[Gentlebastard]

"I can't rape you because my penis is broken."

I'd never really come across the idea that libertarians are all coomers looking to legalize their illegal fetishes until I came to Kiwifarms.

Best of luck getting your tits shaved Walter.

his belief that one day he'll be able to conjure a brothel empire out of thin air, purely by the force of his will alone is his most appealing characteristic

relax you dumb fucking nigger. it's a fictional gay giraffe that designs clothes.

Why would you tell people that? That's genuinely fucking cursed knowledge. My life is in no way better for knowing that, and is slightly worse

As long as they name-drop Alpacaschwitz I'm fine with that being the case.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Obsession with cute things is a good predictor of mental illness.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I wonder if there will ever be a time when people will ever be able to have a discussion about anything remotely related to law without people fantasizing about niggers raping each other in prison.

Please be more thoughtful next time you make offensive and ill thought posts demeaning nigger rape.

Thank you, this is useful for my ever-updating list describing the appearance of Kiwi Farmers' genitals. Can you also describe the smell?

KF is one of the only places I see book discussions that don't make me want to blow my brains out.

Post in thread 'The Michael Jackson Documentary That Shook the World Has Vanished'

May 26, 2025

nigga what

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[CEO of Gay]

They are very scary people.

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"Russell Greee uploads his porn stash to the docket" was not on my bingo card.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I grew up watching evangelion and cowboy bebop so I just got depression instead of trooning out.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

i find it funny that you were in this DM's, trying to help this lonely faggot with his dead mom, and he's like "let me suck your dick. im a britney spears fan"

I never cared to watch this guy when he was big time, but now that his fingers are turning blue and he is violently verbally attacking women I am tuning in!

In conclusion, the DNC knows what it's doing, because fratboys love jewboys like "Olivia."

Please express your mental illness in a way that doesn't send me a notification in the future.

There are no brakes on the rape train.

Spoiler: Bonus

Yeah, when I see some scrawny black hobo nodding out on a bench my first thought is always ‘must be an ex-4chan poster.’

 

[CallmeCicada]

I miss the days when homosexuals went to seedy places, got AIDS and died. Now they're on the internet, being faggots.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

I’ve seen tranny surgeries and liveleak executions but 10 tb of porn made me nauseous.

He is not mature. He is not hard working. He is not worthy of wearing a suit

autists who worship a cheese-addicted cabbage patch doll

A furry smugly talking about donuts? A furry talking about horse shitters.

It’s a little gay Chinese boy LOL.

 

[Throwing Romans]

"The Plaintiff’s proposal for the City of Winnemucca sheds light on his broader theories of the law, and will ultimately be relevant for purposes of this Court or some other court in determining whether Mr. Greer is a vexatious litigant. Specifically, Mr. Greer indicated that it was a public nuisance that a property owner in Winnemucca was not operating a brothel. Mr. Greer therefore sought for the City of Winnemucca to expropriate private property and transfer it to him, so that he could abate the nuisance that is a parcel without a brothel on it, by building a brothel."

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

the guy who made ultrakill added buttplug and pocket pussy support because he's a faggot who has dysentery

 

[Aunt Carol]

Fuck retards who don't know how to hold a cat. Treat them properly and pat them softly. I want this bitch fucking dead along with all other cat-manhandlers. That sweet kitten isn't happy or comfortable.

Is there an entire world of people who are really, really, REALLY into gnomes?

Now he‘s no longer a man with boobs but a man with boobs in a crop top! Hooray!