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[Where's Waldo?]

 

[NoReturn]

Proof some men will stick their dick in anything. Including this oragutan/chimp hybrid who somehow escaped from a mad scientist's lab and learn how to ride a bike.

 

[tranny2000]

HEEM LEAKY

 

[Wintersun]

Arin and his pothead laugh track are playing Sonic Generations.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Tell us more about your thoughts on Beefy Ass Niggas.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She has weird eyebrows and a tiny head, and I am allowed to say that here.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Keffals so adorable that when she poops the lavatory pan enjoys gobbling her poopies.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

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And someone just sent me a note saying My sister my mother and Halie are all as stupid and vain as I think they are. They're actually clinically proven to be not human but rodent: that deserve to be taunted with the fact theta they will die alone.

 

[No0neKnows]

I got three words for these people: Fuck your pronouns

The real Glowies were the people we called niggers along the way.

I'm glad they tortured your grandfather for three years.

I survived a third story fall with minor injuries as a kid, any child of mine who can't do the same doesn't deserve to bear my family name

how many of these shooters had only one parent or a deadbeat father?

 

[Raging Capybara]

Is Minecraft a product of the Protestant work ethic?​

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/is-minecraft-a-product-of-the-protestant-work-ethic.124053/

 

[Snusmumriken]

For the love of God don't do this. Nobody is horrible enough to deserve this. This is the worst most horrible advice on KF, and I've been here a long time and seen some shit. You will never sleep soundly again

Don't look up her imgur album.

Not sure what the issue is.........................it's like a free anatomy class.

 

[Aunt Carol]

oh, and in case it's not obvious, please say more about this horse fucking thing.

men are a bit funny about penis size and tend to lie quite a bit

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You have to account for the nigger factor before comparing gun crime in the US and Japan.

If you search his name on Twitter about a third of the results are from american trannies calling him a fascist.

even in Japanese afterlife you cannot escape compact quarters, queues and being judged harshly by a superior.

 

[Table Country]

They’ll smell the hooker poop on his breath and bust him for being a turd burglar.

 

[I am vomit]

The hammer of autism is unisex.

I mean... can you even queef with a vaginal cuff? Where is the air coming from? If I was bleeding and queefing the day after sex I would probably be calling my doctor cause that shit ain’t right.

What kind of "educational work" is AmRen paying the mexican child leader of the white race for?

When Chris shits himself and does nothing, it's genuine.

Something tells me if she did air any of her folds out, she would fumigate her house and kill Josh and her animals in the process

A human centipede would be ironic. They'd become the diaper they love so much.

If it helps, as someone who has taught in a cadaver lab, we all kind of turn into beef jerky eventually

“You got jacked by a guy named spooge?”

 

[Aunt Carol]

Troons don't go to church. They just watch a lot of porn and anime.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Everyone who paid money for this should be shot.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

But if you get busted for DUI, then you can't get a security clearance to work at a nuclear power plant.

don’t call me a pornsick coomer, I’m just informed

I guessed the diversity correctly, good for NYC.

 

[I am vomit]

Autism hands make you look like a femboy with pink hair.

It’s considered bold to show a woman who cut her breasts off and turned into a man to then have tentacles being shoved into her rectum?

If "dainty period hole" winds up in that book, the Farms should demand a piece of the royalties.

Weren’t you caught breaking into neighbors houses and eating cat turds last year?

nope, I would just eat my own poop if I want to eat cat turd since I'm a cat myself UwU

So, you eat your own shit? Lemme guess, you’re in Publix management

I don't eat my own poop, I infect people with my poopie,

 

[Meat Target]

To be fair, I also regurlary make similiar typos when faked suing people over prostituton. 6.

she refers to herself as a "luxury companion." If there is a more diplomatic way to say hoo-er, I have yet to find it.

Hey, you know the dude with the stone face? Said he wrote songs for Taylor Swift? Yeah, don't go out with him