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[Useful_Mistake]

Other damages include emotional distress where Greer has lied hopelessly awake at night feeling like utter garbage. Feeling like he would be better off crawling under a rock.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russel...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-16531376

Greer has unfortunately had only one sex worker put a restraining order on him

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russel...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-16531292

Sucks the far-right neo-nazi KiwiFarms have been down

Surely the men and women of sneed.today are much kinder and more loving towards Russ

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'm going to soak a face mask in perfume and keep it in my purse ready for the next time.

reclaim medical masks by ONLY using them around the obesos
lets see how long itll take for them to start being called a bigoted symbol

I had lunch at Windows on the World some time in the '90s and that's pretty much the same as dying in 9/11.

Shaniquas 1 - Troons 0. The sequel to TERFs vs Troons that I wanted finally happened.

Nobody is trying to stop troons from using their nonsense words. Hell, if they did that, we'd have less to laugh at.

I propose changing the inscription on the Statue of Liberty from "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses..." to "Fuck off we're full".

He is even worse than a jew, he is, and may Allah forgive me for uttering these words, a New Yorker

How can a post be violent or harmful? It's words you fucking nigger

What a bunch of double niggers. Actually fuck it, they're triple niggers.

Who cares if they talk shit about us? "Oh no, they called Kiwi Farms gay, what ever will we do?" Grow a pair.

He just happens to have the perfect amount of spergery within him to enthusiastically torpedo his entire existence in a life-and-death battle against Internet windmills, and it's an absolute pleasure to watch.

they'll parrot these gay little phrases like "Don't yuck someone's yum" but then 5 seconds later they oof yikes you

10 points to Nyggindor.

That's the most hilariously retarded thing they've tried to do since yesterday.

Imagine a 30 year old incel with a lolicon addiction who steals his sister's panties trying to lecture you on the Misfits.

Nothing as punk as a woman angrily pointing at a sign telling me what the rules are

"Fuck you Dad" isn't a coherent political movement.

Soup is just soup, but words and laughter are genocide.

Just a reminder that while 4chan jannies get a free 4chan pass Reddit mods don’t even get free Reddit premium. This means that Reddit mods are even lower than jannies.

Stop letting the lolcows win.

ngl chicks cute tho what's her onlyfans?

Thanks my man. Should I pay your reward in check, gold, of meatloaf?

"All the celebrities and corporations agree with me. I will have you sent to prison if you look at me funny."
~t. punk rock underdog

 

[Meat Target]

There’s more demand for Edward Scissorhands to become a proctologist than for Pat Tomlinson to ever write another book.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Nukes are bad, because you can't illegally traffic kids if they get blown up by nukes.

 

[Harvey Danger]

I have another picture of this man's anus.

Joshua "Null" Moon, MATI 07-21-2023

 

[Hitman One]

OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Oh no she's into dogs. Are jews like white chicks?

I'm so fucking sick of Jews and Barbie.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

The straight man screams in righteous indignation.

“Perhaps. But I take matters of anus very seriously. I am straight.”

yes, my penis also tells me to drink pepsi

I was gonna try Krav Maga but the class was sorely lacking in instruction on how to dispatch opponents over 399.9 pounds.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You can cure AIDS with acupuncture.

 

[RACISM]

Cool story, are you going to turn me i to a lolcow now from stupid garbage that is irrelevant from years ago?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd kill them all if I could.

 

[thunderous ball lightning]

Also how the fuck did Britfags get Wikipedia to agree that "aluminium" is how you spell FUCKING ALUMINUM YOU FAGGOT CUCK ISLAND FUCKS. Absolutely nobody else in the world spells it that way. "Aluminium" just say it out loud and you automatically inhale a goddamn dick.

It's ALUMINUM you fucking pricks. How did one dumb island convince the world this was the way to spell it?

 

[AgendaPoster]

As for incest, I see no reason why a brother shouldn't knock up his sister if both want it, and I consider this a private issue. Your house, your problems.

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Christian women stripped naked, paraded through streets by mob then gang raped after men who tried to protect them were bludgeoned to death in India"

I always wondered what kind of shit goes down behind the "employee only" door in 7-11.

There is serious dislike of Jesus in India because he redeems

Those bitches could run out of the tunnel butt ass naked and start scissoring on centerfield, but I'm still never going to watch soccer.

You'd have more luck inviting vegans to a hotdog eating contest.

Oh it's the Downs Syndrome looking Pooner again. Shame how none of her extra Chromosomes are Y.

Grandpa has terminal cancer? Hey, look on the bright side: I have two girlfriends!

You can cure AIDS with acupuncture. Just pick 4 points in a straight line on the stomach, and then lean on the pitchfork really hard.

Lord please be #based and strike this faggot author with severe carpal tunnel.

Leftist "artist" turns out to be a violent sex pest? I don't even know if this qualifies as news anymore.

I clicked on the thread expecting a massive fat troon. Pleasantly surprised.

Unfortunately, the correct answer was D) Keep destroying your life for twitter points.

you won’t erase that bakers dozen blacked blow bang video you did before popping out a few kids from the internet

Why does 13% of the population eat 52% of the fried chicken?

I can confirm that Hannah in her Tim cosplay really looks like that skater girl I had a thing for in high school.
Pray for me that I do not become one of the simps.

I shouldn't cancel my post-court prison bukakke celebratory pizzas yet, is what you're saying.

"Tell me about your mother."
"Who says I have a mother, child. Enjoy prison, stalker."

This trend of losers whoring their gf-wifes for internet Money is pathetic. Just pimp them in the corner like old time you pathetic cuck fuckers

I personally love it when the thread breaks off and discusses cooking when we collectively decide it's not enough to state that Jack is dumb but to also comprehensively illustrate why.

It's genuinely informative.

Why won't they let me enter my cock in the Fattest Pussy competition? Are they *gasp* in love with me?

as someone who has dealt with more death than a imperial japanese war camp. comedy is one of the few ways i haven’t killed myself yet.

 

[Abowaffen]

I'm glad that we're even-handed in pointing out lolcows on the left and the right, but given how savage we are towards figures like Nick Fuentes et al, are we basically Clinton Democrats at this point?

He got v&, lel

 

[Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6]

This isn't a joke. I'm sexually suicidal and I jack off to death. The doctors say I have a disease but I find that really fucking hard to believe

 

[EyeGuy]

"The anus picture is NOT from the nudes leak."
https://odysee.com/@mati:c/2023-july-21-mad-at-the-internet:7

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Please make sure to keep a full supply of Verification Estrogen to inject in front of the camera when logging in.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I was straight until I realized that women were despicable trash and then swore them off entirely. Best decision I ever made.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Of course. You don't want a hungry, starving dog near your dick.

You can entrust your asshole to me