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[Thomas Eugene Paris]

When I was 16 years old, I found that I loved men and of course cock. I started to go into the gay bars in my city, for older men to pick me up. I sucked their dicks and enjoyed being fucked. Being a top was never my priority and one day I meet a transgender woman.

I started to consume hormones as a minor, without any control. At 17 years, I got boobs and ass.

In less than a half hour I was wiinning money sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass.

I identified as a woman, not because I dressed and socialized as one. The reason is that I loved, and I continue loving, men as a woman. I wasn't feminine before started to change my body. I had to learn some social skills to blend as any other woman in society, the same ones as any other born girl. Rules that are more cultural than any other things and a different reality. This is something that a Troon cannot do. ¿Are you a woman? Then behave as one, simply as that.

If I was Jazz mother, I would have hired a man to be with her and have voluntary sex with her before all the HRT. Do you want to be a woman? Then you are going to be a lovely young lady for this virile man.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Why should Ian give a shit? There aren't enough hours in the day for Ian to entertain all the offers he gets. Manufacturers, museums, auction houses, foreign militaries and collectors all compete with one another for his attention. He's referred to as Gun Jesus and gets to travel the world to play with other people's one-of-a-kind guns. Karl unironically worships satan and troons while cheering on Antifa and gun control.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Tim pool found dead in compound via accidentally hanging himself while jacking off in a closet.

The funeral service for him and his beanie will be at the local skatepark in Chicago. Please bring your gayest hats possible.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I am not dunking on being 34 and collecting bones, or collecting bones, or being 34 in general.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I especially like the "no no no, please don't hurt me, I only stole your daughter's dirty underwear as a joke!" pose.

Adults who wear baseball hats backwards should be thrown in woodchippers.

$1000.00 a day cocaine habit.... Jfc. She should have graduated to meth long before this point. She would've saved money.

The monoamine oxidase-A 2-repeat allele and its relative population prevalencies have been a disaster for American democracy.

I am just shitting on this idea because it sounds retarded.

We need Tim to just join KiwiFarms. Then he can learn how to properly alog and stop pozloading my neghole all the fucking time.

You sir, are far too generous with your wording

Hate to be a doomer but aren't we already past the point of "it isn't happening" to "yeah, so? thats a good thing bigot!"

Lizzo needs to leave cake alone.

Idk maybe I’m retarded. But what could be more enticing to a fat man than a superhacker poc from the Biden campaign?

I had just forgotten this creature existed. How can I leave it alone when people keep dragging it back into the limelight?

You can't cry about people commenting on you when you go out of your way to be a spectacle.

Goddamn you. Why the hell did you made my mind conjure that image up.

QUICK, QUICK ARCHIVE THE MONSTERGIRL PORN!!!!

This is once in a lifetime milk.

I mean sure everybody gets horny. My point is this dude is really assblasted because I assume either people made fun of him for popping a boner over a tomato or do not share his boner popping enthusiasm regarding the tomato

Look, if you want facial feminisation surgery, just swim through the broken section of Rivet City. You have to go there for the android quest anyway, so you might as well.

So a guy is ranting that people mock him for jacking off to sexualized tomatoes and that his friend will KILL HIMSELF if people don't stop calling him a retarded coomer (paraphrased).

If the Tranch decides to move to Canada, the prime minister himself will give them the keys to a government granted free mansion and their very first dole checks

He is not of sound mind (although he is of round body).

I’m some retard on the internet and I’m already finding a million holes in what he’s saying.

I'd really feel for him if not for a aforementioned 0.00732 Likeability Quotient.

"No Troon Scotsman" argument

Jesus Christ, 18 is too young to go. No grave dancing on this poor guy's bones, this was a horror show.

Fuck, I mean, metalhead dudes have way better hair than troons. Wtf are they even doing?

This is not a new development in gay men - in the 60s they'd refer to it as a "meat rack" (with the obvious implications that they're treating each other like pieces of meat).

This is very intimidating to the pooner.

In other words she wants to cock block all the horny gay men and make them pay attention to her.

some are even scary working class men who've never heard of Judith Butler and just want their dick sucked!!!!

I think the unqualified evolutionary psychologist in me just made a discovery

Being one big 500lb pile of irredeemable shit is one thing but being a deluded 500lb pile of irredeemable shit is what pushed me over the edge with fatty mcfathead.

I feel like I can detect the SCENT OF A MAN on an unfamiliar pillow, for example.

I've (TW, PL) never been to an MtG convention but I have good cause to believe the man-stink would send Agent Smith into a death spiral.

I literally envy the FtMs when they post pictures holding their rotdogs with the most delicate feminine hands with beautiful clean mani’d nails

So I'm a girl

I think the only people in the western world I'd consider non-consoomer are the Amish, but even I've seen ladies chugging bottles of cooking sherry in their buggies on the way home. (Which was hilarious)

Patient's gonna die, it's been obvious for a bit so nothing special is happening. A lot of us are standing around waiting for the attending to call it, and we're on our phones. I see this post, I can't not snort laugh, so I step out of the room. I get pulled aside later to ask if I need some time to myself today. I say no, I'm okay and then get told it's okay to be sensitive about these things. No joke. I don't dare correct them because I'm not explaining why I walked out when I did.

 

[Aunt Carol]

> You are bound to the whims of your flesh.
no u lol

But you are right, I'm a sorta nice person.

Of course he smokes weed, fucking loser

You know, when the demons in your titties whisper dark things to you at night.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

If only "queer" didn't signify people who are far less interesting than they believe themselves to be

I wouldn’t trust her to babysit my pet rock.

I've got no interest whatsoever in learning about whatever mutilated abortion a troon thinks passes for genitalia. I know enough that I want to avoid it at all costs.

within a selfmade fart gas chamber of similar opinions.

Poor guy got his dick turned into roadkill

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Rabies, what? No, the dog got him pregnant

 

[KiwiFuzz]

“GOD’S PLAAAAAAAAAAAAN!”
*shuffles*
“gawds plan! unh! unh!
wwhhhhAAAAAAAATT!?
issa GAWD PLAAAN!”
*shuffles side to side and chuntles*
“AHH TOLE YEW! AAAHH TOLE YEW MUFUKAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOWW!!!!”
*horse brays*

You are right, I didn't even read his comment so actually reading it I look like a retard. He still is completely wrong and an utter idiot.

Maybe if you get rid of that old yee-yee ass lipstick you got you'd get some bitches on yo' dick niggaaaaa

 

[JustSomeDong]

"Hey just got outta rehab partially for being unstable. Anywho... Here's my gun"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

In Rural China, where the male/female population is way out of wonk because of Communist social experiments, multiple brothers will all marry the same woman. They go to bed with her one by one, tossing a load off in her. However, only the oldest brother is ever "the father" to any kid, regardless of who actually sired the little nong because it makes family politics easier.

Now, imagine this: some illiterate soybean dirt farmers from the fourth world are gang banging a woman and have managed to figure out the politics behind this whole familia structure when these high falooting NY honkies can't even decide on what to call themselves.

Why do redditors always add so much meaningless detail to their fake stories? Autism? Lack of real life human contact?

Is this for his cat, or for himself?

Watching RWBY is like watching a friend troon out.

I’m half-tempted to concern troll about that fact on their subreddit, but that would involve me making (may Allah forgive me for saying this) a Reddit account

A side-effect of approaching cows directly so you can get upvotes on the Farms is having people find out that you are or at least were a practicing attorney in Ohio and you love fat chicks. You should have stayed on Reddit.

this is all just a big war, a war to see who can suck the most tranny cock.

Do you need us to hold your hand and have an intervention?

Ug, getting dragged down a 40k lore debate in a gun thread, but hey, what the hell...

And always remember the most important rule with firearms: if you think it might be illegal, don't fucking tell anyone.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I could, but the tardmoans would ruin it for me.

 

[Aunt Carol]

if his dick is smelling bad he isn't taking good care of his hygiene.

We'll never see that hula hoop in action. Pour one out for the hula hoop.

I have a wood burning tool and a projector, how many of you are interested in deranged folk art?

 

[Spud]

I will catcall women from a distance with a megaphone. That will make them feel better!

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I’m actually a bit creeped that this thread made me mentally count how many sinks I have. Surely there has never been a more strange measure of a man’s worth.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I knew that the first few times I smelled a black pussy. It's a little mustier than other women. It's not horrible, it's just got a slight pungent aroma.

mayoniase (just don't like it i think it's yucky)

Rabies, what? No, the dog got him pregnant.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Awww man why you do me like that?

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

I tried fucking a child and hated every moment of it

 

[Jonah Bark]

His theory of mind is as strong as his theory of portion control.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's not usually about race, although your indignant niggy lips perpetually snarling probably doesn't help.