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[Sugriva]

AnH is the single best board on this site. Users who use KF to follow lolcows are cringe and gay. Users who exclusively get their news from AnH are based and virile.

 

[Skitarii]

India is a loose confederation of 10 separate separatist terrorist organizations blowing buildings up

 

[Pedophobe]

"You're a bootlicker!" screeched the boot sucker around a mouthful of polished black leather.

It's so tough being a woman that even a man finds it hard to be a woman

Kiwifarms is educational. Sometimes in unfortunate ways.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

One man tried to do the needful and introduce skibidi toilet to his village, but the people were so enraged that they killed him for it. Truly an irredeemable people.

 

[Tablet County]

That may make perfect sense in your mind, but, having no access to your mind, it gives off "this was revealed to me in a dream" energy.

Really if we're playing the "apply modern cultural concepts to the Bible" game, I submit that Paul was absolutely on the spectrum.

I bet she wouldn't hate God if she watched Kingdom of Heaven

Why are all white supremacists smelly and brown?

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

Oh woe is me, I'm so scared. What are you gonna do? Fuck my dog?

I'd rather put my dick in a pot of molten metal

This is more filtered than water in the White House

 

[Chandelier]

Can we sodomise Hunter Biden without gimmick-posting?

That's gross. Just lace his meth with mustard gas

 

[WonderWino]

Hopefully we get to see Donald Trump swordfight with an albino twink on top of a nuclear submarine sometime next year.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Yes, DSP is exactly like sadam hussain, good job you cracked it.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Sarkon Aggad chuckled smugly as they approached his soiled vox-throne, his eyes raking up and down their forms, appraising them - "I wouldn't even enslave you" he rumbled. Amused by his own wit, his bloated gut trembling perilously as he laughed. Cowering behind his jiggling, undulating flesh a young boy scrubbed feverishly at the gas extractor connected to the rear of the throne.

"By the Emperor are even the young not safe from your predation?!" Cried Mree Soo in outrage.
"It depends on the child really"

In an instant her autopistol spat a hail of fire at the dopamine-deprived hulk, rounds impotently bouncing off his armoured frame. Sarkon stood now, his round face pink in rage "YOU ARE ACTING LIKE HUMAN TYRANIDS. DO YOU THINK IMPERIAL CITIZENS ACT LIKE THAT"

This was actually published in a Warhammer book. lol.

 

[Gentlebastard]

EDIT: I HATE THE YOUTUBE VIDEO COPYRIGHT BLOCK FEATURE I HATE THE YOUTUBE COPYRGHT BLOCK FEATURE

This nigger's face is ontologically ugly, Jesus Christ.

They told me that I couldn't put my thumb over my penis while urinating in order to piss in a matter akin to one using a garden hose as the back pressure would destroy my urinary system, and I have proven them wrong countless times before.

I can still piss on my roof while standing at ground level well into adulthood and they haven't beat me yet.

Troons can fetishize anything, even a fucking string instrument.

Thats the most degenerate Slaaneshi consoomer shit I've ever seen. It even has a fucking app.
I thought these things were a fucking joke.
Whats wrong with these people?

I thought it was hilarious, just probably not for the reasons it was meant to be.

Im a live and let live kind of guy do what you want but still how do you not feel any kind of shame? This isn't something you should brag about.

My littlest said to me recently, "you know Mama, there is so much stuff in the world, and there's factories all over making different stuff" then he got the giggles and says "imagine telling all your friends that your Papa works in the toilet seat factory!"
I thought of that when I looked up thread.
At least your Papa doesn't work in the Bumming machine factory...

It’s much more dignified to make artisanal fucking machines.

Mother nature is powerful but I don't know if it's powerful enough to lift his fat ass

I have a WELL verified large penis. My unclothed body is seen all the time live under bright lights, no acne. I'm 51, and I look great.

Log off. Take a break. Enjoy prison.

This man is the "ignorant but opinionated, news enslaved, fat and jingoistic" american stereotype personified.

White americans looking at this burger-inhaling retard must feel like a black doctor looking at hoodrat niggers. Despondent shame.

 

[Nigga Bullshit]

Save fellow kiwi life please.

Not joke complete serious in going to die help.

Tried everything you guys last resort save life fellow kiwi

Null interested yet trust fox with null

Still got phone you bastard take seruously

Death fat I'm death fat want get out please help with that maybe going to kill me in next five years

Turn around reputation forum you bastard how about thst

Don't care take piss at least you taking seriously. Actual proper people not doing that.

Hsh like me get reference still got sense humour in this fucking state

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

It's SPRINGTIME for HITLER and GERMANY!

I can use a milk crate as a stool, coffee table, or foot rest. It doesn't mean I'm going to do it or it's going to work well as any one of those things. That doesn't even factor in that I can steal a milkcrate for free.

If you aren't allowed to make yourself a hamburger then the above statement does not apply to you.

Well Bannanas Here are about half a buck a pound, in cali they are probably 2 dollars at most so you could send enough to probably piss someone off.

>density plays a factor

Water is incompressible, retard.

Bah! A real man uses pure grain alcohol mixed with rainwater, just like God Almighty intended. You don't know what they're adding after that distillation is finished.

Anything is a butt plug if you're brave enough.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He should visit Portugal and suffer the same experience as Ethan Ralph did.

Never read sonichu before?

"I only trigger at the range, child"

 

[Nigga Bullshit]

Need mental stimulation to stay in reality you idiot. I can type properly if I concentrate for long enough. Lost in dreamworld dsydreing otherwise. Holodeck innerspace.

Concentrate potential get works out proper. This thread not worth effort. Cartman screw guys going home.

 

[frozen_runner]

Don't tell me how to raise my kids! If Bimmy and Jimmy want to watch Skibidi Toilet on their iPads while eating fried crayons all day what kind of asshole would tell them no???

Show some butthole online if you wanna sell shoes.

This guy at the store I go to never seems to be doing anything, always stands around the bottom of the self checkouts to monitor you (AKA not do shit) and he's about 400 pounds. I hate him. I think about him every few days that's how much I hate him.

this is both based and cringe also i am never visiting this thread again

The good news is that this will only affect the rich. The bad news is, you're now considered "the rich".

"Yeah but trump". Says the nigga from cable tv that looks like a rapist

"Dude, you fuckin' reek!"
"Ackshually, you are betraying profound ignorance of the skin microbiome." *walks away*

Smelling like ass is a DEI trait.

You best start believing in Clown Worlds. You're in one.

Of course, you need a steady diet of dick & balls

AKSHULLALY it's about ethics in bootleg Harvest Moons

Any day now, Africans will turn around and finally reveal they aren't actually retarded, they just pretended to be. Trust the plan.

Hey Christians, here's some facts

1. Jesus was a Jew
2. The Resurrection was a Jewish hoax
3. You are a Jew

Goatse also isn’t a household name, but his work has been seen by millions.

lmao do black people really need an entire videogame to explain to them how to put in a rental application?

Never underestimate the length at which some degenerates will go to in order to win at a fucking video game.

But can you comfortably use a milk crate as a butt plug?

 

[tehpope]

I can see there are some refined individuals in there

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Also, I find it mind boggling how many of the passwords are just people's copy-pasted e-mail handles before the @ sign.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Nobody's getting my dox, not even in death.

Now draw your cat giving birth.

The most horrifying thing is that the diaperfag novelist has a dog. I don't even want to think about it.

at least they didn't also steal the phrase barqs has bite given the whole furry thing

Then I may have mistakenly attached my account to some poor lad who has to explain to HR why he spams Nigger in an Australian conservation forum...

Now imagine that, after being exposed by a place that will never let you forget what a huge tard you really are, you think the best way to express your love for fondling your button of a penis to monkey torture... is by making a rap song.

I don't get it - tortures monkeys and then makes pavement ape music.

You know, somewhere, someone, gets their jollies by shoving a baguette in a hole that isn't their mouth.

In other words, I'd like to see him have a period and get pregnant.

Are these the "hot latinas" everyone is so fucking eager to bang? bitch looks like she could get a whole chimichanga stuck in her teeth.

"Hehe, hey Caden, what if like, we could be women and take estrogen to get boobs and stuff."

"Shuddup, Beavis. Everyone knows you're born a woman, you dumbass."

Joe hosts 9/11 roleplays on Discord so people can "heal" from their trauma

I would be surprised if that flute hasn't been up either his or somebody else's asshole

 

[Brain Power]

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"and if you screenshot this twitter dm i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine"

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

He's on kiwifarms dumbass, he ain't having sex.

He calls it "meltology" and he seems to be some kind of Erosion Truther.

I FUCKIN KNOW THIS GUY ON THE FEDIVERSE, I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS CIA NIGGER

endless(?) supply of bpd baconater pussy

Is there a way to opt out of faggot blood ?

I wasnt even saying they were nice tits (they are not), I was remarking that the toilet looks fucking wrecked in the picture.

The amount of money I've spent on art in my life... that's like thirty dogs."

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Thanks Jurassic Fart, very cool

anybody else remember when that weird porn clown briefly showed up?

Imagine surviving Mao’s Cultural Revolution & Great Leap Forward, then 1989 at Tiananmen Square, only to spend your later days making inflatable animal sex dolls for weird Westerners who are attracted to animals.

EMBARRASSING PACKER EXPERIENCE