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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'd rather be a free suspected straight pedophile than an incarcerated suspected gay horsefucker.

I've already got some futas with horsecocks saved on a Google Drive, and even if it's real, for some ungodly reason zoophile porn is legal to own in 49 states.

Say I grope his ass and balls on the train, or caress his thigh while he's sitting down, or maybe even pull him in and kiss his lips. Would he do anything about it on here?

 

[Harm]

Does he have a porn addiction?

he says at 3:06:15 that he swears that he only looks at old school artistic nudes

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

the average kiwifarmer is a fuckign moron, always have been fucking retarded, always will be fuckign retarded.

 

[|o|]

Trannies should stop with the lawsuits and deplatforming. They could get josh to dismantle the site with his own two hands if they @'d him with harmless nonsense every day.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I didn't even get a chance to bully him properly.

RIP

Huh, that's neat. I wonder how people will over react to this.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

The transphobia IS the funny.

They need to arm postal workers.

It's anthropological gold

"cyberbullying"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

No point in writing a witty comment in this thread. It's not like you'll see the stickers.

Liz Fong-Jones has had the wrong approach all this time. All he has to do to get Kiwi Farms shut down is have fun with the site, and Josh will shut it down out of spite.

"STICKERS could be here" Null thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be STICKERS anywhere" The cool seethe felt good against his moobs "I HATE STICKERS" he thought. Queen Clara's Fart throne reverbated his entire speaker, making it pulsate even as the $9 dollar cheese circulated through his clogged veins and washed away his (merited) fear of stickers after posting.

Q predicted this.

His obsession with cheese has lead him down a dark path from which there is no returning. He has never been quite the same since that thread, and we all know it.

That hurt, honestly. I loved the stickers, and I don't think I deserve to be hated.

There are a few alternative workarounds I've discovered.

- Manually click threads at random and hunt through them page by page to see if you posted there
- Write down the threads you like on a real piece of paper, annotated with the time and date of your posts.
- Go to https://kiwifarms.st/members/mindlessobserver.16725/#recent-content
- Check to see if onionfarms or tranny twitter are talking about your posts. They might have screenshots.
- Go to the random.txt thread and see if anybody's quoted you, you can click the quote to return to your post.
- Say something pro-pedophilic in every post you make so people are more likely to reply to it and you get a notification.
- Report all of your own posts after you make them, so the little 'report rejected' notification comes up the next day.

I will not use the 'subscribe' feature. I will not.

Now you're the guilty person. Now we have to remove your balls and penis.

there is no law or honor in these stickerless lands. null has brought chaos and ruin unto his kingdom

That's right, you're a poopyhead.

What is this rune? Are you trying to curse me? Your fecal magic won't work on me, sorry.

I have gone out of my way to find videos of fat chicks dancing at least once because someone reminded me of a post I made several years back.

Congrats, you're trending, Nigger!

Feels like a kick in the balls, doesn't it?

Enjoy!

At what point should stickers become a monolith binary between "that pussy nice" and "kill yourself" ?

New challenge for you, Adolf Stickler, write us a script that anonymously sends null unsolicited dick pics and smug anime pfps ten times per second for a whole year.

There is a non-zero percent chance that you will get uncensored dog cock dm'd to you from a furry.

Null, I'm name dropping you in my manifesto.
When you see me on the news tomorrow, remember, this was entirely preventable.

the intended reaction was "christian trackball watch clock," but in my haste i accidentally posted "level-slider trackball compass stopwatch". i apoligize for any confusion this may have caused

Much like Discord, there is no secret furry cub porn RP that is only open to the admins.

There is no secret furry cub porn RP that is only open to the admins.
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If Null knew how removing sticker notifications negatively affected the quality of cheeses in Europe he would bring them back immediately.

Now, I would like to reward Null with nice and creamy Velveeta Cheese for his hard work in killing stickers.

Fuck that shit— that’s for retards. No one should agree with anyone, ever.

Maybe we shouldn't lose site functionality for stupid reasons

Goodnight, friend
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This thread was a gold mine for funny shit.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

GODDAMMNIT DYN YOU RUINED IT.

Null, I'm name dropping you in my manifesto.
When you see me on the news tomorrow, remember, this was entirely preventable.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

how dare you deadname "phonebooking"

I ruin every niggertower I see and there's nothing you can do about it, you mayomelanated cracker cumskins.

I personally love these posts from *that* thread

 

[Snekposter]

To be fair, you need to have a pretty high IQ to understand reducing site functionality. The humor is extremely subtle…

I have proposed a couple of ideas to Null regarding this, but I don't know if any of them are good or not because he hasn't responded and I cant see if he reacted to my posts on a convenient page 2 clicks away from any page on the site.

 

[Pedophobe]

My large file sizes are a deliberate act of artistic expression and I will not be censored by the Thumbnail Stasi.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Forget her panties I can't even see her smile!

 

[Treasure Champs]

From the trannies posting their Ls thread. It's about us, natch.

people who spend all their free time masturbating to minorities suffering

 

[Gentlebastard]

MY PHALLUS HAS BEGUN TO TURN PURPLE AND FALL OFF AS NORMAL MALE PHALLUSES DO

Thanks, you've been a great audience. Remember to tip your server 41%

Fat is funny. Stupid is funny. She is both.

I demand Benny Hill music. Physical comedy is almost always improved by Yakkity Sax. I think thats like a law of physics or something.

I feel bad. I helped encourage the behavior by consuming chinese erotica.

"I didn't get enough food so I'm praying the boat sinks."

Maybe I'm just overthinking, but I understand that some people don't have a lot going in their life and they cling to whatever little they have. But being a subreddit mod is just something I don't understand.

"Nein! Zhere vill be no more goonink! Men cannot be vomen! You are ein Hans, nicht ein Helga!"

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I know severe autism makes one more gullible and susceptible to believing lies, but you're seriously pushing the bar low here

 

[Blackhole]

"How do you find the area under a curve? It's calculus, little nigger!" - Isaac Newton

calling somebody a fag online isn't about the cock in their asshole, it's about the cock in their heart

America first or however the ozempic is injected

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Anyway, here's a dog licking its arse:

 

[NoReturn]

I ruin every niggertower I see and there's nothing you can do about it, you mayomelanated cracker cumskins.

- @Dyn

 

[Toothp!ck]

I am still firm on the fact that most Indians don't eat cow shit or follow that cow shit-flinging festival

 

[PhoBingas]

From the lost Terminator script, "T8: What If Skynet Was Autistic?"