Lolcows
Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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Careercow
Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15
From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.
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Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.
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Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel
45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.
A once successful radio host crashes and burns, turning on all his fans and the drama around it
A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.
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YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.
TGWTG
"Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al
The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny
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Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY
Skitzocow
Forsaken Wanderer / Forsaken Wanderer Project / ThyForsakenWanderer / Degeneratemooty2389 / @100% VIRGIN MOOTY / @Mooty Mooty Mooty
34 Year-Old 5'4 Schizophrenic Autistic VIRGIN Halal'd User with over 400 YouTube Videos: Black-pilled Alcohol abuser, thinks kiwi farms was taken over by the leftists, is the last white Kiwifarmer, thinks women are all children & it's the JEWS fault
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One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
Artcow
SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax
Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder
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Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television
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Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
Disgraced former journalist, hunter of imaginary Nazis and crippled veterans, smelly jewish shapeshifter, and PissTape-Conspiratard.
Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier
edgy troon musician with fixation on dead/raped children, easily triggered, FAT
unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.
Lolcow
Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat
Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar
King of the Conspiratards, Performance Artist
Horrorcow
Dave Rivera / airbagged / Kate Bush's Tampon / abadwind / Akoujin / linktothepabst / pookey_blow
Decades of a mental delusional soy-parasitic schizophrenia creep. Antifa terrorist, serial stalker, beta male ally, simping & beta cuckoldry, woke orbiter of DEI & SBI, crossdresser, death fetish spammer, Alyssa Mercante's favorite tampon.
A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide
Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor
Artcow
"Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons & his wife Tina Toon / Tina Norton
"Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor; also his wife whose art has stagnated
aka Hotdogs in face girl
Comicsgater, author of "Xenotype" and fanfiction, alleged puncher of mothers and killer of puppies. "I am good at sex and I have money", Savior of the comic book industry!
Careercow
Tristan Orth / gone_fishinq / TristanGaming456 & Gerda Sude Turbanisch/Güneş / Tyler / OnionBred / DarktheratLemon / OnionNsfw
Roblox drama YouTuber that used to be a pedophile hunter but now attacks a pedophile hunter, and his girlfriend who showed porn and gore to minors and wants to rape Jewish boys.
Horrorcow
Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime
Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.
Raw Meat Eating Influencer
Moderator on looksmaxing.org, roid rat, takes out loans for cosmetic surgery, can't talk to women without doping, DIY surgeon
"Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok
Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church
Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville
Artcow
Madd Wienecke / Matthew Paul Wienecke / printerprincess.bsky.social / Stwawbwewymilk / Spiteful Aggy / Unicown Aggy
Plushophile who draws child porn comics with a faithful shield of white knights
Journo Scum
Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography
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Cultcow
Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust
Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.
Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.
Unbangable turbo-dyke Karen, leftist SJW feminazi, professional liar, hates white men, former LoL host, current host for the G4TV 2021 Relaunch that's responsible for murdering G4TV's good name bitching over "Sexism in Gaming" that Adam Sessler cucks for.
The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob
Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll
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Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker
Drawing porn of little cartoon girls is no way to go through life, son.
Unstable Fast Food Reviewer, Repeatedly Banned KF Poster
Takes Feminist Gamer Critic to a New Level
Semi-Popular Animation "Reviewer" who compared The Emoji Movie to the election of Donald Trump
Arrogant Rapper With a God Complex Who (Probably) Likes His Asshole Fingered and Gave His Cousin Head, Mentally Ill and Taken Advantage Of, Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
fake feminist, fake tranny, fake veteran. SJW4$. Respect my gender identity or I'll have you fired
Domestic terrorist, ham radio sperg, self-described hikikomori, confirmed pedophile
Communist jew, failed writer and comedian, obsessed with Elon Musk, and addicted to Twitter
Braindead Keffals supporter, egomaniacal clout chaser, utterly humiliated himself on Rekeita's show
Anti-Feminist Chan Troll, Open Source Code Developer, Pedo Advocate
Egotistical MRA "influencer", arrested for trafficking in Romania, lied about having lung cancer
Cultcow
Gordon David Paille / Gflashex / GflashEx2000 / DarkFire Verum / Emperor of DarkFire Verum / Pyscho Pickman / Gordonator and the Gordoverse
Emperor of the DarkFire Verumites. VTuber Stalker. Pedophile. Lolicon Enjoyer. Mistakes Children for Sex Dolls. Unemployed Autistic Gamer. Self-admitted Gnostic Nonce. Has a Single Testicle. Tranny Chasing Coomer. PA Request Gone Wrong. TOTAL RETARD WAR!
"I am Roffles" / Pedophile, Generally Awful Person and Made the Mistake to Piss off Louis Rossmann
Artcow
Fanny Perret / Adrien Perret / Null / null_backdoorho / null_bis / polyglotplatypus / Laika Albarn / deadspacedog
Degenerate French pooner who larped as an Asian-American and made comics about fucking her (dead) father, has a female genital mutilation fetish, a lesson in opsec
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Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker
Obese chain smoking goth who stalks lolcows for clout
Horrorcow
Hollie Dance / Lisa Pittaway / Ella Carter / Archie Battersbee / Lauren Summers/ Dignity For All / Archie's Army / Spread The Purple Wave
The Mama Nails of Essex, Her Whiteknights, and Her A-Logs
The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk
Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats
Entitled party girl whore turned into iconic baby killer legal advisor
Artcow
Frank Breaker / Monostar Leatherknuckles / Frankman64 / Glitchyboy64 / Dr.V / VictorRay67 / Frankie Ferox / Kazuki Oyama
Black Chris Chan? Diehard Weeaboo. Danganronpasperg. OPsec Disaster. Aspiring Mangaka. True & Honest Creator of ЯED MIST. Vore Fetishist. Gachatuber. Questionable Business Practices. Lied About Being an Adult.
Horrorcow
Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214
Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC
Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat and Simon S. Salty. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102
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Self-Loathing White Cis-Het Atheist, Male Feminist Cuck, IslamoNazi Apologist, Blocked everybody ever on twitter
Failed bodybuilder, Star Wars enthusiast and massive sperg
Man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.
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Dramacow
Dayton HyperNova / Earl Shultz / Cade Dorian Paradoxa / Earl David Shultz / th3bl8ckm8sQu3r8d3
Autist Psycho Tranny Who Screams at and Beats Family on YouTube; Steals Money from them for Queer Boutique; Believes that he's Engaged to Christina Ricci
Careercow
Jerrel Oliver Dulay / Sungrand Studios / Sunpro Games / Silver Falls / businesscasualgamer / u/jdulay / idigitaldarwin
Incompetent Game Developer, Anti-Woke Grifter, Pathological Liar, "Just Some Guy", THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE HERO OF THE GAMING INDUSTRY, Buck Broken By Nintendo, Uses dead people as a shield from criticism
Convicted child rapist from Augusta, ME, toothless hobo schizocow and attention whore
Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Fundie Christian mom, turns her daughters into frankendolls with repeated brain surgeries, either MbP or worst case of taking dr's advice ever
THE GAYMASTER/Lol-Bvll / Self admitted Gay Hawaiian Ricardo Milos Cosplayer/Uploaded his consciousness to the Sims/Ed Wood of Machinima
Pedophile Web Artist. Edgelord. Alleged Heroin Addict. Drew Porn of His Mother. Charged with Assault with a Deadly Weapon. Legally a "Menace to Society" in Switzerland. TAKE IT EZ BABE!!!
Edgy Nostalgia Critic Fanboy/Knockoff
Jewish-American Troll Arrested for Terrorism, Creator of the Philosophy of Rape Subreddit
Fatass Eagles fanboy, confirmed pedophile, dying of kidney failure
Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.
AVGN Copycat Turned Ghost Doctor
Dramacow
Xavier Pace / Perfection / TheSuperItachi / Lord Paragon / Lord Perfection / Paragon Perfection / PerfectionSama
Incel Gamer, Infamous Rage Quitter, Wants to Fuck Anime Girls, Messiah Complex and His Fanbase
Malt Liquor Evangelist, Alcoholic, McDonald's Connoisseur, Harasses Random People On The Street
Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout
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The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters
The Washed Up Cartoonist Behind “Dilbert”, Creator of “The Dilberito”, Professional Bullying Victim, Political Grifter, Terminally Online Narcissistic Boomer, Divorced Twice, Is (Not) Glad His Stepson Overdosed. This is Not a Racial Politics Debate Thread
Aspie Weeb. "My doctor said I'm not a pedophile".
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Groomed bisexual autogynephilic "Transgender Nazi" zoomer. Politically schizophrenic fedposter. Arrested counterprotester. War LARPer. Aggressive VRChat Coomer. Scat Enthusiast. Tried to shoot up a /vrg/ meet. Probable Pedophile. THE RAPED (on Grindr).
